Which animal best represents your sexual appetite?

[johnnyyukon]

You got: T-Rex

You like to be in charge. You don’t have time to love, which is good, because your arms are too short for hugs. People are drawn to your alluring, almost raw, sexual presence, and why wouldn’t they be? Your feet are HUGE.

ditto.

That quiz was sexist. How does a guy do a bend and snap?

 

[Amargith]

ditto.

That quiz was sexist. How does a guy do a bend and snap?

Some really should with the ass they've got.

 

[johnnyyukon]

Some really should with the ass they've got.

Well not to brag, but I have been doing some glute exercises I saw in Cosmo.

 

[five sounds]

Fox.

You have an sexual appetite for intelligence, and you roll your eyes at people who are all grind and no mind. Just like you’re a creative, critical thinker, you like people who really pay attention to what you want. Bodies are like puzzles, and YOU LOVE PUZZLES.

 

[skylights]

You got: Eagle
You have a sexual appetite for people who are competent and powerful, like you. You’re basically the Olivia Pope of animals, and as the Head Bird In Charge, you want a sexual conquest who can keep up with you.

 

[greenfairy]

I got monkey which is all about butts. Which is totally inaccurate as I don't care about them. wtf

 

[wolfy]

You got: Honey Badger

Your sexual appetite is high, but discerning. You do what you want. You don’t give a shit. You take what you need, go where you please, and get that grind on whenever you want to. Because, again: You are simply all out of shits to give.

 

[Evo]

I got T rex.


Something's not quite right though

 

[chickpea]

I'm a Honey Badger too

 

[Halla74]

Halla74 got: T-Rex

"You like to be in charge. You don’t have time to love, which is good, because your arms are too short for hugs. People are drawn to your alluring, almost raw, sexual presence, and why wouldn’t they be? Your feet are HUGE."

Yeeeeeahhh, Baby!!!



-Halla74

 

[mooseantlers]

ditto.

That quiz was sexist. How does a guy do a bend and snap?

He bends and snaps for another guy



I got honey badger, fuck yeah!

 

[Vasilisa]

What Kind Of Animal Are You In Bed?
You got: Panther​

You have a sexual appetite for being cared for because you are a person with standards and class. Anyone who can make you purr or meow (or even scratch!) is welcome. Also, you’re very cuddly, even if you don’t want to admit it.

 

[rav3n]

You got: Eagle

You have a sexual appetite for people who are competent and powerful, like you. You’re basically the Olivia Pope of animals, and as the Head Bird In Charge, you want a sexual conquest who can keep up with you.

 

[Sunny Ghost]

Monkey. Cause butts, butts, butts. ha

 

[Jinn]

You got: Fox

You have an sexual appetite for intelligence, and you roll your eyes at people who are all grind and no mind. Just like you’re a creative, critical thinker, you like people who really pay attention to what you want. Bodies are like puzzles, and YOU LOVE PUZZLES.

It's hilarious

 

[Pinker85]

You got: Panther

You have a sexual appetite for being cared for because you are a person with standards and class. Anyone who can make you purr or meow (or even scratch!) is welcome. Also, you’re very cuddly, even if you don’t want to admit it.

 

[CuriousFeeling]

What Kind Of Animal Are You In Bed?

You got: Eagle

You have a sexual appetite for people who are competent and powerful, like you. You’re basically the Olivia Pope of animals, and as the Head Bird In Charge, you want a sexual conquest who can keep up with you.

 

[Nicodemus]

You got: Eagle

You have a sexual appetite for people who are competent and powerful, like you. You’re basically the Olivia Pope of animals, and as the Head Bird In Charge, you want a sexual conquest who can keep up with you.

More the latter part than the former. But, whatever. I don't even have feathers.

 

[prplchknz]

T-rex

 

[Doctor Cringelord]

You got: Fox

You have an sexual appetite for intelligence, and you roll your eyes at people who are all grind and no mind. Just like you’re a creative, critical thinker, you like people who really pay attention to what you want. Bodies are like puzzles, and YOU LOVE PUZZLES.