Would you have been a Nazi

InaF3157 · 07-25-2008, 01:27 PM

Brazenly stolen from INTPc because it is a good one.

Post your results (no cheating!) and whether they surprised you at all.

Would you have been a Nazi?

N.B.: You do not have to register to get results. Just ignore the info request and click away; it will still work.

prplchknz · 07-25-2008, 01:34 PM

The Expatriate

Achtung! You are 23% brainwashworthy, 18% antitolerant, and 5% blindly patriotic

Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism does not reach unhealthy levels. If you had been German in the 30s, you would've left the country.

One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt.

Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil shit was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could have been one of them.

Conclusion: born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.

MetalWounds · 07-25-2008, 01:34 PM

Der Kommandant

Achtung! You are 15% brainwashworthy, 45% antitolerant, and 57% blindly patriotic
Opportunistic, patriotic to a fault, and not so fond of people who aren't just like you, you are like a Nazi General. Back in Germany in the 1940's, you would have been at the top of the asshole list. Not for Nazism, necessarily, but for your own sick, twisted values. Then, out of superior intelligence (relative to other Nazis, that is), you would've climbed to the top.

...Damn Naxis

InaF3157 · 07-25-2008, 01:54 PM

The Swine

Achtung! You are 8% brainwashworthy, 41% antitolerant, and 24% blindly patriotic
Sie sind ein Schwein! You would've lived a quiet and consenting civilian life in Germany, while the Nazis stomped all over people you didn't quite care about.

You would never have directly joined the Nazis, basically because (1) you're not so nationalistic, (2) you're not that susceptible to crazy propaganda, and (3) you probably don't have the bloodlust. But you would've appreciated the Party, because you liked how they cleaned out the [insert race you dislike here].

The fact is, you demonstrate too much attachment to and pride of your own kind, be they white & male & straight or whatever. You absolutely would not have stood up to the Germans
__________________________________________________ _____________________________
At first I thought: FOR SHAME!
But then I read the last (bolded) line and realized that the creator was a lot less than punctilious with distinctions (German = Nazi), and I could dismiss the results with a haughty sniff.
So

InaF3157 · 07-25-2008, 01:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetalWounds

Der Kommandant

Achtung! You are 15% brainwashworthy, 45% antitolerant, and 57% blindly patriotic
Opportunistic, patriotic to a fault, and not so fond of people who aren't just like you, you are like a Nazi General. Back in Germany in the 1940's, you would have been at the top of the asshole list. Not for Nazism, necessarily, but for your own sick, twisted values. Then, out of superior intelligence (relative to other Nazis, that is), you would've climbed to the top.

...Damn Naxis

You forgot the last line: "Conclusion: you would have been a Nazi, and most likely would have served them well."

MetalWounds · 07-25-2008, 01:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by IF3157

You forgot the last line: "Conclusion: you would have been a Nazi, and most likely would have served them well."

How 'bout that.

Jen · 07-25-2008, 01:59 PM

the OP title made me

.

Little Linguist · 07-25-2008, 02:01 PM

The Expatriate
Achtung! You are 38% brainwashworthy, 36% antitolerant, and 38% blindly patriotic

Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism does not reach unhealthy levels. If you had been German in the 30s, you would've left the country.

That makes sense, as that is exactly what I did in real life. I did not like my country at all, so I moved to another one (namely, Germany) which I totally love and where I am totally content.

InaF3157 · 07-25-2008, 02:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jen

the OP title made me

.

Me too, pre-edit.

Partly because I then thought "Would you have been a Maxi" . . . a Maxi pad.

Uberfuhrer · 07-25-2008, 02:07 PM

The Swine
8% brainwashworthy -- 64% antitolerant -- 19% blindly patriotic

07-25-2008, 01:27 PM	#1 (permalink)
InaF3157 got blue? Join Date: Jun 2008 Type: INTp Location: rugged terrain. Posts: 2,362	Would you have been a Nazi Brazenly stolen from INTPc because it is a good one. Post your results (no cheating!) and whether they surprised you at all. Would you have been a Nazi? N.B.: You do not have to register to get results. Just ignore the info request and click away; it will still work. __________________ Sex is the new Haagen-Dazs. Do you disapprove? ~ Pulp, from INTPc _____________ Big Five: RCOEI; primary Inquisitive; R(60%)C(54%)O(52%)E(68%)I(76%)

07-25-2008, 01:34 PM	#2 (permalink)
prplchknz and free bunnies! Join Date: Jun 2007 Type: INFP Posts: 4,274	The Expatriate Achtung! You are 23% brainwashworthy, 18% antitolerant, and 5% blindly patriotic Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism does not reach unhealthy levels. If you had been German in the 30s, you would've left the country. One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt. Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil shit was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could have been one of them. Conclusion: born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi. __________________ "It was all very well to say `Drink me,' but the wise little Alice was not going to do that in a hurry. `No, I'll look first,' she said, `and see whether it's marked "poison" or not'; ......if you drink much from a bottle marked `poison,' it is almost certain to disagree with you, sooner or later."-Lewis Caroll, Alice in Wonderland My pupils are not students they dilate but they never learn. my pupils are not students they dilate but they never learn. ~ Marilyn Manson.

07-25-2008, 01:34 PM	#3 (permalink)
MetalWounds More human than human Join Date: Jan 2008 Type: ENTP Posts: 677	Der Kommandant Achtung! You are 15% brainwashworthy, 45% antitolerant, and 57% blindly patriotic Opportunistic, patriotic to a fault, and not so fond of people who aren't just like you, you are like a Nazi General. Back in Germany in the 1940's, you would have been at the top of the asshole list. Not for Nazism, necessarily, but for your own sick, twisted values. Then, out of superior intelligence (relative to other Nazis, that is), you would've climbed to the top. ...Damn Naxis __________________ The fastest reload is another gun.

07-25-2008, 01:54 PM	#4 (permalink)
InaF3157 got blue? Join Date: Jun 2008 Type: INTp Location: rugged terrain. Posts: 2,362	The Swine Achtung! You are 8% brainwashworthy, 41% antitolerant, and 24% blindly patriotic Sie sind ein Schwein! You would've lived a quiet and consenting civilian life in Germany, while the Nazis stomped all over people you didn't quite care about. You would never have directly joined the Nazis, basically because (1) you're not so nationalistic, (2) you're not that susceptible to crazy propaganda, and (3) you probably don't have the bloodlust. But you would've appreciated the Party, because you liked how they cleaned out the [insert race you dislike here]. The fact is, you demonstrate too much attachment to and pride of your own kind, be they white & male & straight or whatever. You absolutely would not have stood up to the Germans __________________________________________________ _____________________________ At first I thought: FOR SHAME! But then I read the last (bolded) line and realized that the creator was a lot less than punctilious with distinctions (German = Nazi), and I could dismiss the results with a haughty sniff. So __________________ Sex is the new Haagen-Dazs. Do you disapprove? ~ Pulp, from INTPc _____________ Big Five: RCOEI; primary Inquisitive; R(60%)C(54%)O(52%)E(68%)I(76%)

07-25-2008, 01:59 PM	#7 (permalink)
Jen cooling Join Date: Jun 2007 Type: infj Posts: 4,756	the OP title made me . __________________ SLOAN RLOAI R(56%)L(58%)O(58%)A(54%)I(58%) "I was born with all the holes in my body I need already...don't give me more!" ~ Creator of Not Being Stabbed Repeatedly. The former eats babies and calls it nutritious. The latter eats souls and calls it judicious. ~iwakar on the differences between INTJ and INFJ.

07-25-2008, 02:01 PM	#8 (permalink)
Little Linguist On the Quest of Self Join Date: Jun 2008 Type: XXXX Location: Germany Posts: 2,898	The Expatriate Achtung! You are 38% brainwashworthy, 36% antitolerant, and 38% blindly patriotic Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism does not reach unhealthy levels. If you had been German in the 30s, you would've left the country. *That makes sense, as that is exactly what I did in real life. I did not like my country at all, so I moved to another one (namely, Germany) which I totally love and where I am totally content.* __________________ Extroverted (E) 53.57% Introverted (I) 46.43% Intuitive (N) 54.55% Sensing (S) 45.45% Thinking (T) 50% Feeling (F) 50% Perceiving (P) 50% Judging (J) 50% Your type is: ENFP (?) Ne (44) > Fi (31.8) > Te (30.7) > Si (28.8) > Fe (28.7) >Ti (26.8) > Se (26.6) > Ni (22.6)

07-25-2008, 02:07 PM	#10 (permalink)
Uberfuhrer Full Circle Join Date: May 2007 Type: ENTP Location: Detroit, Michigan Posts: 8,534	The Swine 8% brainwashworthy -- 64% antitolerant -- 19% blindly patriotic

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