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how sterotypically white are you?

Frosty

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I don't do any of those things! But I have been guilty of doing an impression of the Creed guy. Because haven't we all?

With ahhhms wahd ohhpenn-ah!!

Anyway. This quiz was hilarious, but I think a lot of the questions pertain to stereotypical American things, not white things. And I'm definitely not a stereotypical American.

Omg we have the same amout of whiteness!! We are like ghosty twins!
 

DreamBeliever

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You checked off 35 out of 100 possible white people scenarios.
You are not that white. You listen to country music, but prefer other genres, and even though you’ve done the Chicken Dance, you really hate yourself for doing it. You do, however, have a special outfit for the Fourth of July.
 

Ene

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I don't even know what most of those questions are talking about. I clicked the seven I knew, but I should've clicked 8, because I bought a second hand pair of "boat" shoes (I have no idea why they are called that) from a lady that I work with.

You checked off 7 out of 100 possible white people scenarios.
Congratulations, you are NOT white! You’re the first of your friends to perfect a new dance move and never have to worry about what level of SPF you should use. Heck, you might not even know what SPF stands for and that’s OK because the sun is your friend and that’s cool as shit

Um, this is wrong to me, on so many levels. First, why are they congratulating me for not being White? That sounds prejudice against White people, as if there is something wrong with being White. There's not. It's true that my culture may not be mainstream American teeny-bop, but that doesn't make me "better" or cooler. It just means I live differently. (Well, sort of. On the most basic human levels, we are not so different.)

Secondly, why do they assume my friends can't dance as well as I can?

Thirdly, do they not realize that too much sun is harmful to anyone, not just White people?

Yep, I think this quiz is meant to be a joke.
 

Flâneuse

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12/100

Congratulations, you are NOT white! You’re the first of your friends to perfect a new dance move and never have to worry about what level of SPF you should use. Heck, you might not even know what SPF stands for and that’s OK because the sun is your friend and that’s cool as shit.

Most of the statements I answered 'yes' to involved TV shows and actors that are stereotypically popular among white people, like Sex and the City.
 

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You checked off 22 out of 100 possible white people scenarios.
You are not that white. You listen to country music, but prefer other genres, and even though you’ve done the Chicken Dance, you really hate yourself for doing it. You do, however, have a special outfit for the Fourth of July
 

Ene

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^Absolutely, regardless of epidermal shade gradations.
 

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The true meaning of this test:
If you got >20, you're stereotypically white.


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You checked off 11 out of 100 possible white people scenarios.

Congratulations, you are NOT white! You’re the first of your friends to perfect a new dance move and never have to worry about what level of SPF you should use. Heck, you might not even know what SPF stands for and that’s OK because the sun is your friend and that’s cool as shit.
 

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24 out of 100.

I just didn't understand the references to half of these. I don't really "keep up with the times" I guess.
 

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You checked off 28 out of 100 possible white people scenarios.
You are not that white. You listen to country music, but prefer other genres, and even though you’ve done the Chicken Dance, you really hate yourself for doing it. You do, however, have a special outfit for the Fourth of July.

Nice.
 

Chad of the OttomanEmpire

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I got 14/100 and that was stretching it. Not sure what a lot of it was about, though. Might as well have asked, How much are you into mainstream American culture?

You checked off 14 out of 100 possible white people scenarios.
Congratulations, you are NOT white! You’re the first of your friends to perfect a new dance move and never have to worry about what level of SPF you should use. Heck, you might not even know what SPF stands for and that’s OK because the sun is your friend and that’s cool as shit.


That's true, though. Then I wonder why I have a crap complexion.

LOL.
 

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This test contains some of the most laughable stereotypes about White people I've seen. Crying over Justin Bieber?!? Also, I do wonder if people would be so amenable to my posting an equivalent test named "how stereotypically black are you?". Double standards, double standards...;)

By the way, I only got 19.
 
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