You scored 83% Harsh, 1% Kavorka, 74% Sarcastic
This test measured 3 variables.
First it measured how harsh you were. By harshness I don't mean whether I think you are going to kill somebody, but whether you are a lollipop and happiness person, or a "shit happens" type of person.
Second it measured how much Kavorka you have. Technically Kavorka is the Latvian word for "the lure of the animal." According to Seinfeld at least. In my test it measured your ability to lure men or women and to a lesser degree how social you are.
Third it measured how sarcastic/cynical you are. Some characters like Jerry are very sarcastic while the Soup Nazi is much less so. It can be difficult to accurately measure sarcasm in a written test.
You scored high in harshness, low in Kavorka, and high in sarcasm. Don't get fooled by your high harshness. In combination with high sarcasm that probably means you have above average intelligence and have a more sophisticated sense of humor. Your Kavorka is kind of low. You may not be able to attract tons of men or women, but you can hold your own.
I bet you are thinking...why Newman? Well both of you can be kind of harsh at times, although your humor seems more refined. Newman doesn't always date supermodels, but true Seinfeld fans will remember that he once dated one of Jerry's girlfriends.
Well you probably don't deliver mail as a profession, and you hopefully aren't a sloppy fat man, but otherwise...you are Newman.