Which planet is right for you?

[Antisocial one]

Test

My score:

Uranus
You scored 2% temperature (higher=warmer), 48% gravity(higher=more gravity), and 77% for the size of your planet.



From what I've gathered, you appear to prefer a planet that is colder, larger, and has about the same gravity as Earth. You are in luck! I have a the perfect planet for you. Your new home is Uranus! And please, let's put all dirty jokes about its name behind us.
The temperature of your new home is a brisky -355 F. Of course if you want to warm up quickly, you could take a swim in the 4200 F ocean underneath the clouds. Despite its huge mass, Uranus has slightly less gravity than Earth does, but nothing too crazy. With the reduced gravity, movement will be easier for you there, but if you don't exercise, your body will quickly start to grow weak.

Your new home has a few peculiarities. A long time ago something humongous probably crashed into Uranus, and because of that it actually spins on its sides. Your seasons will last 21 years. During summer you will always be facing the sun, and winter will be pitch dark. Of course the oldest people on your new planet will only make it to one Uranus year old, so don't worry too much about it.

You seem to prefer a planet that may have less technology than Earth, and will not have a homogenized society. Uranus is very big, and due to the extreme seasonal differences on your planet, you will not have one huge government. There won't be any Uranus-mart chains that take over your planet either. More likely there will be small communities that work together...possibly all farmers. What you will farm on your freezing gaseous planet is beyond me, but I'm sure you'll think of something. So... enjoy your new home!

[Mondo]

Saturn

You scored 44% temperature (higher=warmer), 66% gravity(higher=more gravity), and 18% for the size of your planet.

From what I've gathered, you appear to prefer a planet that has an average temperature, a lot of gravity, and has a small size. Well my friend, that planet does not exist. I considered sending you to Neptune or Mars, but I've decided the best new home for you is Saturn!

Even with an average temperature of -290 F, Saturn is still cooler than 3 planets, and is amazingly about the same temperature as Mercury is in a few select locations. Of course that's without calculating the windchill from your planet's 1100 mph winds. You may wish to try and live inside the planet (it does have an internal heat source). Make sure to pack a lifetime supply of oxygen before you leave though. Saturn's gravity is relatively similar to Earth's. It's a little stronger though, and you'll probably feel pretty sluggish for the first couple months.

I hope you aren't really keen on birthdays, because there are over 25,000 days in a Saturn year. You'll probably be in a nursing home if you make it to the ripe old age of 3. Your days will fly by though...they are twice as fast as Earth's.

Saturn is a rather large size planet, although its a baby compared to its neighbor Jupiter. Unless you are Jesus, you'll probably have some trouble walking on Saturn. It's not very dense. In fact your new planet will actually float on water. Since Saturn is so massive, there will be many smaller communities throughout your world. I noticed that you want a planet that is more technologically advanced than Saturn will be. It's so big that you will never have the convenience of a company like Walmart taking over your world, and your planet may have many smaller governments competiting against each other. You may wish to organize a supercolony on one of Saturn's moons. My recommendation is Titan... you can even check out the now defunct Huygens probe (pictures open in new window) that landed there in 2005. Enjoy your new home!

[Flush]

You scored 54% temperature (higher=warmer), 68% gravity(higher=more gravity), and 30% for the size of your planet.

From what I've gathered, you appear to prefer a planet that is hot, small , and has lots of gravity. You are in luck! I have a great planet for you. It may have a little less gravity than you wanted, but your new home is Venus!

I'm going to be brutally honest with you. Venus is probably the nastiest planet out there. It's atmosphere will poison you, the heat will bake you, and the atmospheric pressure will crush you. But don't let that get you down. Venus has the ultimate Greenhouse Effect going on, and the temperature goes up to 870 F. That's even hotter than Mercury.

Looking for some good news? Well as I said before, it will always be your birthday on Venus. If you are able to survive all of Venus' fierce conditions, you'll might live to 140 Venus years old. Also you'll find that the gravity is about the same as Earth's. It's a little bit less though, so I'll give you 50-50 odds of dunking that basketball.

Venus is about the same size as Earth, so you can expect some aspects of your new life to be similar to life on Earth. There will probably be a few major governments that control your new world. Globalization will occur, and McVenus burgers will probably be available on every block. Militarily, you will become a force to be reckoned with. However be careful of neighbor Mercury, who may become even more powerful than you. Hey, it's not going to be a picnic, but enjoy your new home!

[Trinity]

Pluto
You scored 2% temperature (higher=warmer), 18% gravity(higher=more gravity), and 28% for the size of your planet.

From what I've gathered, you appear to prefer a planet that is colder, smaller, and has less gravity than Earth. You are in luck! I have the perfect planet for you. Your new home is Pluto!

At about -393 F, you'll never have to worry about using your air conditioner. Pluto also has far less gravity than any other planet. You'll even be able to dunk a basketball on a 100 foot tall net there!

Not surprisingly, years last a long time on Pluto. If you are lucky, you might make it to your 1/3 birthday. A week on Earth will be about one day for you on Pluto. Of course it will be hard for you to tell, considering it will be dark on Pluto all the time.

Yep, things will be kind of tough on Pluto. Fortunately because it is such a small planet, everyone will be near each other and working together to get the best technology in the whole solar system. You will form one Pluto government, and Plutomarts will be in every shopping center. While your small size may seem initially to be a disadvantage in interplanetary skirmishes, in reality it's not. Your nearest neighbors Neptune and Uranus are massive, and they will suffer from internal conflicts that your planet will not have to worry about. Enjoy your new home!


You're kidding me right... I get the one that's not even a planet anymore *sulk*

[SillySapienne]

Venus

You scored 59% temperature (higher=warmer), 46% gravity(higher=more gravity), and 50% for the size of your planet.

[Lethe]

Mars

You scored 33% temperature (higher=warmer), 28% gravity(higher=more gravity), and 25% for the size of your planet.

From what I've gathered, you appear to prefer a planet that has an average temperature, is smaller, and has little gravity. You are in luck! I have the perfect home for you. Your new planet is Mars!

The average temperature of your new home is a relatively mild -81 F. Once in a while things do get very nice on Mars, as the temperature can go up to almost 80 F if you are at the right spot. It's temperature is the most similar to Earth. Mars' gravity is less than half of Earth's. With the reduced gravity, movement will be easier for you there, but if you don't exercise, your body will quickly start to grow weak. Don't be surprised if you notice that people start to grow bigger on Mars too.

Mars has been known since prehistoric times. Of course in the last few decades, spacecraft have actually landed on the planet's surface. Make sure you bring a lifetime supply of oxygen with you, as Mars' thin atmosphere is primarily just CO2. Assuming you work out that whole oxygen dilemma, you should live to about 40 Martian years old on your new home.

Fortunately, since Mars is such a small planet, everyone will be near each other and working together to get the best technology in the whole solar system. You will form one Martian government, and Mars-E-Marts will be in every shopping center. Other planets will fear your Red Planet and want to leave you alone. Enjoy your new home!

[Dieselephant]

From what I've gathered, you appear to prefer a planet that is colder, large, and has lots of gravity. You are in luck! I have the perfect planet for you. Your new home is Jupiter!

The average temperature of your new home is a frigid -244 F. Don't count on any relief in the summer time, because Jupiter doesn't have any seasons. Time may not fly on Jupiter, but your days certainly will. They only last 10 Earth hours. Of course your years will go much slower. By the time you are 7 years old you will probably be ready for a nursing home.

Make sure you are ready for the tremendous gravity on your new world. It's 250% of Earth's gravity. Expect to be under 4 feet tall by the end of your life with all that force dragging you down. It will take some getting used to.

Since Jupiter is so massive, there will be many smaller communities throughout your world. Perhaps you may wish to live on its famous Great Red Spot. You won't have to worry about any sleazy Jupiter-Mart chains popping up all over your planet because it's too big for that. Even if it did, you could just move away from the mess. Speaking of which, you have some great vacation spots nearby. Jupiter has 63 identified satellites, and one of them, the moon Europa, might even have drinkable water beneath its surface. Enjoy your new home!

[Orangey]

Mars

You scored 13% temperature (higher=warmer), 57% gravity(higher=more gravity), and 18% for the size of your planet.

From what I've gathered, you appear to prefer a planet that is colder, smaller, and has average gravity. Well my friend, that planet does not exist, but I think I can find you a good new home. It may have a little bit less gravity than you'd prefer, but your new home is Mars!

The average temperature of your new home is a chilly -81 F. Once in a while things do get comfy on Mars though, as the temperature can go up to almost 80 F if you are in the right spot at the right time. Mars' gravity is less than half of Earth's. With the reduced gravity, movement will be easier for you there, but if you don't exercise, your body will quickly start to grow weak. Don't be surprised if you notice that people start to grow bigger on Mars too.

Mars has been known since prehistoric times. Of course in the last few decades, spacecraft have actually landed on the planet's surface. Make sure you bring a lifetime supply of oxygen with you, as Mars' thin atmosphere is primarily just CO2. Assuming you work out that whole oxygen dilemma, you should live to about 40 Martian years old on your new home.

Fortunately, since Mars is such a small planet, everyone will be near each other and working together to get the best technology in the whole solar system. You will form one Martian government, and Mars-E-Marts will be in every shopping center. Other planets will fear your Red Planet and want to leave you alone. Enjoy your new home!

[EffEmDoubleyou]

Uranus
You scored 13% temperature (higher=warmer), 40% gravity(higher=more gravity), and 82% for the size of your planet.


I've always wanted to visit Uranus. Huh huh huh huh!

[Didums]

Mars

You scored 44% temperature (higher=warmer), 32% gravity(higher=more gravity), and 35% for the size of your planet.



From what I've gathered, you appear to prefer a planet that has an average temperature, is smaller, and has little gravity. You are in luck! I have the perfect home for you. Your new planet is Mars!
The average temperature of your new home is a relatively mild -81 F. Once in a while things do get very nice on Mars, as the temperature can go up to almost 80 F if you are at the right spot. It's temperature is the most similar to Earth. Mars' gravity is less than half of Earth's. With the reduced gravity, movement will be easier for you there, but if you don't exercise, your body will quickly start to grow weak. Don't be surprised if you notice that people start to grow bigger on Mars too.

Mars has been known since prehistoric times. Of course in the last few decades, spacecraft have actually landed on the planet's surface. Make sure you bring a lifetime supply of oxygen with you, as Mars' thin atmosphere is primarily just CO2. Assuming you work out that whole oxygen dilemma, you should live to about 40 Martian years old on your new home.

Fortunately, since Mars is such a small planet, everyone will be near each other and working together to get the best technology in the whole solar system. You will form one Martian government, and Mars-E-Marts will be in every shopping center. Other planets will fear your Red Planet and want to leave you alone. Enjoy your new home!