Imagine a room with nothing in it.
How big is the room? Is it very large, small, etc? Is there a room or are you imagining vast open space?
it's quite spacious - reminds me of this mosque from istanbul, very airy open architecture.
Place in the room a cube.
How big is the cube? How big is it in relation to the room?
i would say around 2.5-3 cubical meters... in relations to the cube? it's the only cube in the room so, so if the average cube in that room is about 2.5 meters / 1... i'd say perfectly average by this room's standard for cubes.
Where is the cube in the room?
hanging on a chain from the ceiling.
Is the cube on the ground or floating in the air?
i just told you, hanging on a chain from the ceiling. stop being a nag.
When you look at the cube are you facing a corner or a side?
huh? i see my feet.
Is the cube transparent or opaque? (Can you see through it or is it solid?)
somewhat transparent - not enough to see to the other side of it (like the glass window of a room in complete darkness).
What color is the cube? What do you think about that color?
the color of water (in pitch black)... haven't you being listening? you just keep asking questions i've clearly answered in previous questions... seriously, worst interview ever.
Place in the room a ladder.
Where is the ladder; in relation to the room?; in relation to the cube?
it stretches from the bottom of the stares to the large hole in the ceiling, quite far away from me.
Is the ladder leaning against anything? Is it leaning on a wall or the cube?
sorta - on stares - terribly balanced though.
How tall is the ladder?
you've never being to any mosque in istanbul have you? it's tall dude.
Would you be able to climb it easily?
probably - with the same approach i had for snapling (as long as i don't look down.. FYI: i kept looking down).
What is the ladder made of? How do you feel towards this?
wood, but pretty sturdy.
Now place in the room a horse.
Where is the horse in the room?
with me, on the cube hanging from the center of the ceiling. we're having pizza and beers.
How far is it from the cube?
i just.. argh... stop nagging!
How far is it from the ladder?
same distance as the cube. duh.
Is it roaming free or tied to anything? Does it have a saddle?
it's roaming free ontop of a cube barely large enough to hold either of us, hanging from the ceiling.. "Free" is a relative term.
What color is the horse? How do you feel about this color? How does the horse make you feel?
black. makes me think i would have prefered it to have being red. if only this was taking place somewhere where my imagination controlled everything...
First, are there flowers in the room? (if no, skip the #5)
How many flower(s) are there?
Where are the flowers in relation to the cube?
What color(s) are the flower(s)? How do you feel towards that?
one, it's purple, i'm holding it, and i'm on the cube, so...
Add a storm. Describe the storm.
well now the mosque is moving about in a flood like a ship detached from the ground, there's water everywhere... my new jeans.. for fuck sake @Riva
, now you owe me a good pair of jeans.
Is it huge and all encompassing?
it unrooted a mosque from it's foundations. what do you think?
Is it in the room itself or do you perceive it to be outside?
outside, flooding the inside.
What is the intensity of the storm? Is it a slight drizzle or a category 5 hurricane? How do you feel towards the storm?
let's put it this way: predictions of global warming turned out to be right just as i was in stabul inspecting (swinging on) a stupid mysterious cube with my trusty horse. chances are it's going to kill us. although.. hmm... can horses swim?