The Lipson-Shiu Corporate Type Test

Bear Warp · 06-25-2008, 09:21 PM

A semi-brutal, non-serious test that scores you on the four variables: Intelligent/Stupid, Lawful/Chaotic, Important/Unimportant, and Good/Evil. Your results will bring laughs, tears, anger, feelings of triumph, etc.

I scored: ICIE (Torturer)

A sadistic type who, rather than building an evil empire (though that may be a fringe benefit), devotes their time and considerable talents to making the world as unpleasant as possible. Often found in charge of human resources or very very large software companies.

The Lipson-Shiu Corporate Type Test

aeon · 06-25-2008, 09:31 PM

ILUG (Mensch)

The ILUG is that rarest of underlings: the one whom you can trust to understand what you're telling them and then rely on to get the job done. In any organisation, these are the people who actually do the work. (example: Florence Nightingale)

cheers,
Ian

scarecrow · 06-25-2008, 09:37 PM

SLUE (Traffic Warden)
SLUEs are individuals with a grudge against society. Frustrated by their perceived lack of worth, they compensate by using petty rules and regulations to obstruct the lives of others. They lack the imagination to operate outside of these boundaries and so are dangerous only on their own turf (Example: Basil Fawlty).

might be because i answered darth vader on that star wars question.

Spartacuss · 06-25-2008, 09:43 PM

I took it and got this:

Quote:

ILIE (Grand Vizier)

The I LIE has probably carved a ruthless trail to the top, but left no evidence of it. At least, if you find the bodies you're in very bad trouble. Highly adept at serving their own ends, I LIEs are not people to be on the wrong side of. Here is someone who has made the system work for them (examples: Sir Humphrey, Lex Luthor).

Decided that was no fun, did it again and got the more accurate:

Quote:

SCIE (Natural Disaster)

The exact form of the problems that arise from the SCIE are hard to predict, since even the SCIE doesn't know. The SCIE is able to generate random acts of cruelty without effort or intention. Just stay out of their way and try to find shelter (Example: Cthulhu)

6sticks · 06-25-2008, 09:43 PM

Quote:

ICIG (Entrepeneur)

A bubbling energetic type often with boundless energy and a short attention span. Has a pattern of getting enthused about a project, starting it up and leaving the rest to others (example: Maria von Trapp)

... bubbly?

Haphazard · 06-25-2008, 09:59 PM

Your Lipson-Shiu type is ILIE

Quote:

The I LIE has probably carved a ruthless trail to the top, but left no evidence of it. At least, if you find the bodies you're in very bad trouble. Highly adept at serving their own ends, I LIEs are not people to be on the wrong side of. Here is someone who has made the system work for them (examples: Sir Humphrey, Lex Luthor).

Oh come on... I'm not THAT ruthless.

rhinosaur · 06-25-2008, 10:00 PM

Your Lipson-Shiu type is ICIE

scantilyclad · 06-25-2008, 10:07 PM

ICIE (Torturer)

A sadistic type who, rather than building an evil empire (though that may be a fringe benefit), devotes their time and considerable talents to making the world as unpleasant as possible. Often found in charge of human resources or very very large software companies.

Antisocial one · 06-25-2008, 10:09 PM

SCIE (Natural Distaster)
The exact form of the problems that arise from the SCIE are hard to predict, since even the SCIE doesn't know. The SCIE is able to generate random acts of cruelty without effort or intention. Just stay out of their way and try to find shelter (Example: Cthulhu)

minus · 06-25-2008, 10:33 PM

SCUE (Jinx)

In Murphy's law terms, the SCUE is the thing that can and will go wrong. The most useless of underlings, the SCUE is the last person you want on your team. They cannot follow ~~or understand~~ instructions; they can find the best way to sabotage your efforts with the precision of an idiot savant. There is a good case for shooting them on sight, but it is usually better to pay them to work for your competition. (Example: Toad).

Then I changed a few answers in hopes of not being shot on sight.

ICUE (Mad Scientist/Hacker)

Displaying many of the same traits as the ICUG, the I CUE combines these with a dangerously antisocial streak. May employ someone called Igor and mutter things like "Small minded fools! I'll show them all!" (example: Victor Frankenstein)

I fall somewhere between the two.

06-25-2008, 09:21 PM	#1 (permalink)
Bear Warp Senior Member Join Date: May 2008 Type: IRON Location: Oven Posts: 149	The Lipson-Shiu Corporate Type Test A semi-brutal, non-serious test that scores you on the four variables: Intelligent/Stupid, Lawful/Chaotic, Important/Unimportant, and Good/Evil. Your results will bring laughs, tears, anger, feelings of triumph, etc. I scored: ICIE (Torturer) A sadistic type who, rather than building an evil empire (though that may be a fringe benefit), devotes their time and considerable talents to making the world as unpleasant as possible. Often found in charge of human resources or very very large software companies. The Lipson-Shiu Corporate Type Test __________________ Spaghetti Time

06-25-2008, 10:07 PM	#8 (permalink)
scantilyclad almost nekkid Join Date: Aug 2007 Type: INFP Location: Where Everything is Bigger. Posts: 1,800	ICIE (Torturer) A sadistic type who, rather than building an evil empire (though that may be a fringe benefit), devotes their time and considerable talents to making the world as unpleasant as possible. Often found in charge of human resources or very very large software companies. __________________ INFP 4w5 Myspace The pain won't let me get away.

Thread Tools
Show Printable Version Email this Page
Display Modes
Linear Mode Switch to Hybrid Mode Switch to Threaded Mode

Similar Threads
Thread	Thread Starter	Forum	Replies	Last Post
The Eye Test	MerkW	Online Personality Tests	66	12-22-2008 01:24 AM
Roommate IQ Test	ygolo	Online Personality Tests	47	06-22-2008 06:25 PM
Typology Test	suzyk	What's my Type?	4	04-08-2008 07:36 PM
The Your Type Of Girl Test	FranG	The Bonfire	64	02-05-2008 10:07 AM
Sex differences in corporate management	FineLine	Other Psychology Topics	23	11-21-2007 04:08 PM

06-25-2008, 09:31 PM	#2 (permalink)
aeon Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Type: INFP Location: Tenkay Lakes Posts: 276	ILUG (Mensch) The ILUG is that rarest of underlings: the one whom you can trust to understand what you're telling them and then rely on to get the job done. In any organisation, these are the people who actually do the work. (example: Florence Nightingale) cheers, Ian

06-25-2008, 09:37 PM	#3 (permalink)
scarecrow Junior Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Type: intj Posts: 9	SLUE (Traffic Warden) SLUEs are individuals with a grudge against society. Frustrated by their perceived lack of worth, they compensate by using petty rules and regulations to obstruct the lives of others. They lack the imagination to operate outside of these boundaries and so are dangerous only on their own turf (Example: Basil Fawlty). might be because i answered darth vader on that star wars question.

06-25-2008, 10:00 PM	#7 (permalink)
rhinosaur - Join Date: Apr 2007 Type: ISTP Location: North Carolina Posts: 899	Your Lipson-Shiu type is ICIE

06-25-2008, 10:09 PM	#9 (permalink)
Antisocial one I question everything Join Date: Jun 2008 Type: INTJ Posts: 2,853	SCIE (Natural Distaster) The exact form of the problems that arise from the SCIE are hard to predict, since even the SCIE doesn't know. The SCIE is able to generate random acts of cruelty without effort or intention. Just stay out of their way and try to find shelter (Example: Cthulhu)

06-25-2008, 10:33 PM	#10 (permalink)
minus Junior Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Type: Posts: 9	SCUE (Jinx) In Murphy's law terms, the SCUE is the thing that can and will go wrong. The most useless of underlings, the SCUE is the last person you want on your team. They cannot follow ~~or understand~~ instructions; they can find the best way to sabotage your efforts with the precision of an idiot savant. There is a good case for shooting them on sight, but it is usually better to pay them to work for your competition. (Example: Toad). Then I changed a few answers in hopes of not being shot on sight. ICUE (Mad Scientist/Hacker) Displaying many of the same traits as the ICUG, the I CUE combines these with a dangerously antisocial streak. May employ someone called Igor and mutter things like "Small minded fools! I'll show them all!" (example: Victor Frankenstein) I fall somewhere between the two.