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    Default Seme or Uke?

    http://semeuke.com/quiz.php

    basically, this is a fun test to determine prefered role in a relationship
    seme: dominant sexual partner. strong, protective, caring
    uke: the receptive partner. not necessarily weak or submissive, but generally enjoys a stronger, more dominant partner. prefers to be "swept off their feet"
    it's a little more complicated, but that's the basic difference
    DISCLAIMER:
    1) the primary audience of this test is gay guys and women who are fans of gay anime (shonen ai, yaoi), but the questions are questions are gender neutral and you don't need to be either of these things to take the test. if it just doesn't sound like your cup of tea, no offense taken
    2) the test is a little cheesy, if half way through the test you think "ugh, this is cheesy as hell", you don't have to finish
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    Hahaha. Quite accurate, if I say so myself.

    You are a Opportunist Seme!

    Preying on the clueless is what you're all about. You really don't intend to hurt anyone, but if a bit of harmless manipulation can get you what you want, you're not beyond taking a little advantage of someone, which you figure is an even exchange for your companionship anyway. Not one for lots of drama, you are best paired with the Clueless Uke, who will appreciate your attention and never bat an eye at your slightly sneaky ways.

    Most compatible with: Clueless Uke, Innocent Uke
    Least compatible with: Badass Uke

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    Same as always lol



    You are a Clueless Uke!

    Having a good time is what you're all about. You're satisfied just to have someone to eat hamburgers and play video games with, and are completely oblivious to other's manipulative behavior. You don't expect much, and that can be a good thing. You're perfect prey for the Opportunist Seme, who might take advantage of you, but you probably won't even notice, or really care, as long as you're enjoying yourself.
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    You are a Innocent Uke!

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    Cute and sweet, and most gentle of all uke, whips and chains are not for you - you just want someone to love you. You are often spotted in candy shops wearing furry kitty ears, where you are sure to be noticed by the Romantic Seme, whose protective instincts will kick in and will only want to take you home and love and protect you. And you, of course, will be more than happy to spend the rest of your life baking cookies for your seme.

    Most compatible with: Romantic Seme
    Least compatible with: Sadistic Seme, Don't Fuck With Me Seme

    Creative, sweet, and shy, the Innocent Uke dreams of a peaceful life with the perfect partner - someone to protect them, and lavish them with romantic affection. Artistic and gentle in manner and appearance, the Innocent Uke avoids conflict and decision-making, content in placing their complete trust and happiness in their partner's hands - for all they really desire is to surround themselves with the soft and fluffy fantasy world they've created for themselves.

    Other common traits of the Innocent Uke include being: thoughtful, trusting, insecure, sensitive, romantic, and loyal.

    The Innocent Uke personality best (but not always) corresponds with these associations:

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    Chibi Seme.

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    You are a Clueless Uke!
    Having a good time is what you're all about. You're satisfied just to have someone to eat hamburgers and play video games with, and are completely oblivious to other's manipulative behavior. You don't expect much, and that can be a good thing. You're perfect prey for the Opportunist Seme, who might take advantage of you, but you probably won't even notice, or really care, as long as you're enjoying yourself.
    Most compatible with: Opportunist Seme, Romantic Seme
    Least compatible with: Sadistic Seme, Don't Fuck With Me Seme
    What seme or uke are you? Take the experience at SemeUke.com, or get seme/uke merch..

    I'm curious - what's yours, Elfboy?

    I do hope most yaoi doesn't play out that dynamic... Doesn't sound like a particularly healthy relationship.

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    You are a Romantic Seme!

    A true romantic, you're safest sticking with a partner who is gentle and can appreciate your mature, loving ways and protective nature. Most often found with a handful of roses and wine, you are committed to your partner and their happiness, which makes you a perfect match for the Innocent Uke, who you will dedicate yourself to and lavish with gifts and attention.


    Most compatible with: Innocent Uke, Clueless Uke
    Least compatible with: Badass Uke, Dramatic Uke

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    You are a Romantic Seme!

    A true romantic, you're safest sticking with a partner who is gentle and can appreciate your mature, loving ways and protective nature. Most often found with a handful of roses and wine, you are committed to your partner and their happiness, which makes you a perfect match for the Innocent Uke, who you will dedicate yourself to and lavish with gifts and attention.

    Most compatible with: Innocent Uke, Clueless Uke
    Least compatible with: Badass Uke, Dramatic Uke

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    This + Clueless Uke + Dramatic Uke + Innocent Uke.
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    You are a Romantic Seme!

    A true romantic, you're safest sticking with a partner who is gentle and can appreciate your mature, loving ways and protective nature. Most often found with a handful of roses and wine, you are committed to your partner and their happiness, which makes you a perfect match for the Innocent Uke, who you will dedicate yourself to and lavish with gifts and attention.

    Most compatible with: Innocent Uke, Clueless Uke
    Least compatible with: Badass Uke, Dramatic Uke
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    You are a Clueless Uke!

    Having a good time is what you're all about. You're satisfied just to have someone to eat hamburgers and play video games with, and are completely oblivious to other's manipulative behavior. You don't expect much, and that can be a good thing. You're perfect prey for the Opportunist Seme, who might take advantage of you, but you probably won't even notice, or really care, as long as you're enjoying yourself.

    Most compatible with: Opportunist Seme, Romantic Seme
    Least compatible with: Sadistic Seme, Don't Fuck With Me Seme

    Not surprising in the least, sounds like me.

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