Would you have been a Nazi?

[yoyo]

http://www.okcupid.com/tests/the-would-you-have-been-a-nazi-test

The Expatriate
Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism does not reach unhealthy levels. If you had been German in the 30s, you would've left the country.

One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt.

Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil shit was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could have been one of them.

Conclusion: born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.

 

[entropie]

The Expatriate too, tho that's a bit disappointing since I said I'ld die for my country. What I didnt get tho was why it does matter how many languages I am fluent in, the test maker obviously has no clue about covert ops tactics

 

[Such Irony]

The Everyday German
Achtung! You are 54% brainwashworthy, 18% antitolerant, and 19% blindly patriotic

Had you lived in Germany in the 1930s, you'd have probably just gone along with the flow. Men with guns are surrounding the house next door? The bagel place on the corner's gone? Hmm...whatever.

The data show you're a decent person who's willing to listen to what people of authority tell you. That's what most people are, and in most times and most places, that's ok. But not then; not there.

The sad conclusion: you would've missed your Jewish friends, but you would've done nothing about it. Seriously. But rest assured, you would've forgiven yourself eventually.

 

[entropie]

That's disappointing, where's the rebel in you ? I come from a highly decorated military family and the day the brother of my grandfather one time dies, we have to call national security to get all the nazi stuff out of his building ( they even made him a colonel later on in the Bundeswehr ). I should be the black sheep here !

[youtube="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f7O6ekKOE9g"].[/youtube]

 

[Sniffles]

That's disappointing, where's the rebel in you ?

You mean like these fellows?
[youtube="_6U74_UNxoc"]Rebels with a cause[/youtube]

 

[entropie]

Nooo that's the other extreme. More like rebel like these guys

[youtube="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6bMIknDXjOk"]xD[/youtube]

 

[Phantonym]

The Everyday German
Achtung! You are 54% brainwashworthy, 32% antitolerant, and 29% blindly patriotic

 

[Lark]

Red Front! Red Front!
We're Marching in the streets,

dah, dah, dont remember the rest of the lyrics...

And putting a bomb beneath the bourgousie!

dah, something, something like that...

Cheers Peguy, havent seen or heard that tune in ages, used to know the lyrics in english but dont anymore.

 

[entropie]

There's a really pervert song I know using the rotfront lyrics: something like a real sailor even sets sail into the red Ocean, cant translate....

There are things under this sun, which bear no sense in them no more

 

[Sniffles]

Red Front! Red Front!
We're Marching in the streets,

dah, dah, dont remember the rest of the lyrics...

And putting a bomb beneath the bourgousie!

dah, something, something like that...

Cheers Peguy, havent seen or heard that tune in ages, used to know the lyrics in english but dont anymore.

This provides an English translation:
[youtube="5aHn0DOA12g"]Rote Wedding with English subs[/youtube]

 

[KDude]

Geez. No.

The SS Officer
Achtung! You are 54% brainwashworthy, 41% antitolerant, and 19% blindly patriotic
Opportunistic, self-centered and attracted to powerful leadership, you are the SS Officer. Had you lived in Germany in the 30's and 40's, you would've been a stain on the pages of history, a beast. You would've terrorized all who opposed you: not for the Fatherland itself, but for your beloved Nazi party. Sadly, you exceeded reasonable levels on 2 out of 3 indicators on my test. Auf vedersehen!


I guess I get some snazzy clothes at least.

 

[Snuggletron]

The Expatriate

Achtung! You are 38% brainwashworthy, 14% antitolerant, and 10% blindly patriotic

Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism does not reach unhealthy levels. If you had been German in the 30s, you would've left the country.


I'd like to think but I can't be too sure; the internet didn't exist in the 1930s, although core values should triumph.

 

[Stanton Moore]

Mein Gott im Himmel. They should rename that site OkStupid.

 

[Donna Cecilia]

Der Kommandant

Achtung! You are 15% brainwashworthy, 45% antitolerant, and 43% blindly patriotic

Opportunistic, patriotic to a fault, and not so fond of people who aren't just like you, you are like a Nazi General. Back in Germany in the 1940's, you would have been at the top of the asshole list. Not for Nazism, necessarily, but for your own sick, twisted values. Then, out of superior intelligence (relative to other Nazis, that is), you would've climbed to the top.

Conclusion: you would have been a Nazi, and most likely would have served them well.

 

[miss fortune]

the resistance... I'm that cool

(I've taken the test before for a sociology class actually and we weren't told what we were taking... same result... I never beleive anyone in power... a good fight is a delightful thing )

 

[Snuggletron]

the resistance... I'm that cool

(I've taken the test before for a sociology class actually and we weren't told what we were taking... same result... I never beleive anyone in power... a good fight is a delightful thing )

enjoy your death camp

 

[Eckhart]

The Expatriate
Achtung! You are 23% brainwashworthy, 27% antitolerant, and 24% blindly patriotic
Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism does not reach unhealthy levels. If you had been German in the 30s, you would've left the country.

One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt.

Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil shit was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could have been one of them.

Conclusion: born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.

 

[Within]

The Expatriate

Achtung! You are 15% brainwashworthy, 36% antitolerant, and 38% blindly patriotic​

Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism does not reach unhealthy levels. If you had been German in the 30s, you would've left the country.

One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt.

Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil shit was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could have been one of them.

Conclusion: born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.


I would probably have been one of the first to join the party only to further my own status and greed. Not because of my ethnical or political points of view though, I really couldn't care less about that shit.

 

[miss fortune]

enjoy your death camp

I have put on a few pounds lately... they can't be MUCH meaner than Jillian Michaels can they?

 

[Unkindloving]

The Expatriate
Achtung! You are 38% brainwashworthy, 32% antitolerant, and 29% blindly patriotic
Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism does not reach unhealthy levels. If you had been German in the 30s, you would've left the country.

One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt.

Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil shit was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could have been one of them.

Conclusion: born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.