The Brooding Poet
23% Sexy-Cute, 30% Dark-Light, 54% Artsy-Stylish
Sexy, Dark, but neither Arsty nor Stylish, the Brooding Poet has her lips constantly pursed in an infinitely kissable pout. She would dress up, maybe, but why bother? Is not life simply an empty voyage through a desolate, cold world?
It's usually between this and The Mistress. What can I say? I'm addicted to depravity.
The Girl Next Door
66% Sexy-Cute, 57% Dark-Light, 58% Artsy-Stylish
Cute, neither Dark nor Light, and neither Artsy nor Stylish. This sounds like a blah category, right? Oh, my, no. The Girl Next Door has been the subject of more dirty fantasies than you could possibly count. She's so sweet, and innocent, and infinitely corruptible. Every morning you glance out your window hoping she'll have forgotten to draw the blinds. You may feel bad about it, but you know you'll be doing it again tomorrow.
I don't relate to much of anything in this test though.
The Art Student
66% Sexy-Cute, 38% Dark-Light, 26% Artsy-Stylish
Cute, neither Dark nor Light, and Artsy, the Art student doesn't have the inherent darkness of the Suicide Girl, but she's not bright and shiny like the New Age Girl either. You've probably seen her wandering around town in her unique outfits with her portfolio under her arm, and found yourself wondering if she's ever posed in the nude.
Allot of those category descriptions are pretty crass.