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    Online Rorschach Test

    okay...just took it. apparently it sucks. :/ sorry

    Test Results

    Sickness Quotient: 66%
    Hmmm, your Sickness Quotient of 66% is a little worriesome.

    Detailed Diagnosis

    * Interpersonal Insights
    You have trouble being friendly to others, especially people who hate your guts and want to hurt you. You think everyone is out to get you, and you're absolutely right. It's because you're an awful person without any redeeming qualities.

    * Job Performance & Attitude
    You frequently mention terms like "core competencies" and "paradigm shifts" while at work. Stop acting like such a tool. Although your work can upon occasion be very good, remember that even monkeys can be trained to do what you do. And they don't call in sick.

    * Personality Insight
    Your personal motto is "Practice makes perfect.", but since nobody's perfect you might as well stop wasting your time.
    There can’t be any large-scale revolution until there’s a personal revolution, on an individual level. It’s got to happen inside first.
    -Jim Morrison
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    I dont like the options they give you!

    All I saw were dopey animal faces

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    lol I took it but it says I hate everyone.. which isn't true... I clicked "Other" on almost every one though.. so that may have something to do with it

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    me too...i chose the other choice all but once i think.

    stupid stupid test...i usually take them before posting but didn't...oops sorry.
    There can’t be any large-scale revolution until there’s a personal revolution, on an individual level. It’s got to happen inside first.
    -Jim Morrison

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    Sickness Quotient: 100%

    WARNING: Your Sickness Quotient of 100% is very disturbing.

    Detailed Diagnosis

    Interpersonal Insights
    You have a positive attitude towards nearly everything, which is incredibly stupid and very annoying to those around you. Everyone likes you. This is because your life is such a mess that everyone else is relieved they aren't you.

    Job Performance & Attitude
    Your work is of so little value they should just put a shredder in place of your Out basket. You aspire to becoming the CEO of a large, powerful company. This is unlikely since you rarely leave your parent's basement.

    Personality Insight
    Your personal motto is "I am unique, just like everybody else." This makes everyone else happy, because they know there can't be two of you.
    I like pudding.

    My "Other" responses were way better than the inane options the test offered.

    P.S. Don't forget to take the "Online Pregnancy Test" from the other wonderful tests provided by who-knows-who-cooked-up-that-site.

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    Test Results

    Sickness Quotient: 43%
    Congratulations! At a 43% Sickness Quotient, you're almost well-adjusted.

    "An intelligent hell would be better than a stupid paradise."
    Victor Hugo



    LII/INTj (Analyst) - 1w9 Sp/Sx - RC|O|EI - Melancholy/Choleric

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    LOL!! FUNNY!!

    Test Results

    Sickness Quotient: 99%
    WARNING: Your Sickness Quotient of 99% is very disturbing.

    Detailed Diagnosis

    * Interpersonal Insights
    You hate your mother and father, your neighbors, co-workers, friends, and just about everyone else who happens to think you're a worthless boob. You have delusions of adequacy which are completely unfounded. You couldn't pour tea out of a boot with the instuctions written on the heel.

    * Job Performance & Attitude
    You have little empathy for anyone more successful at work than you, which is pretty much everyone. Rather than do a one-time job that takes ten minutes, you'd work for 5 years to automate it.

    * Personality Insight
    Your personal motto is "Hope for the best; prepare for the worst." Based on what we know about you, you're going to need a lot of preparation.

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    Ha ha. I'm a lunatic.
    I haven't tried pouring tea out of a boot yet but I suspect that the tea would be unpalatable after all of that sweaty foot stink.
    I could be wrong because of my madness.
    Fortunately, the machine that flushes is broken...
    ... I won't say how it broke.
    *wicked cackle*


    Sickness Quotient: 82%
    Your Sickness Quotient of 82% is definitely something to worry about.

    Detailed Diagnosis

    * Interpersonal Insights
    You have delusions of adequacy which are completely unfounded. You couldn't pour tea out of a boot with the instuctions written on the heel. Everyone likes you. This is because your life is such a mess that everyone else is relieved they aren't you.

    * Job Performance & Attitude
    Your work is of such poor quality that your manager is considering replacing you with a machine that flushes. Your attitude towards work is that you could watch others do it all day long.

    * Personality Insight
    Your personal motto is "Every day, in every way, I'm getting better and better." You must not have been saying this for very long.
    I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle and here is my spout. Every time I steam up, I give a shout. Just tip me over and pour me out.

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    100%

    I didn't like any of their options, so I came up with my own!

    that is apparently very sick of me, even though one of them was an elephant seal looking in a mirror and several of the others were equally innocuous
    “Oh, we're always alright. You remember that. We happen to other people.” -Terry Pratchett

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    What a bunch of whackos.
    Your kisses, sweeter than honey. But guess what, so is my money.

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