Rorschach Test

[Lady_X]

Online Rorschach Test

okay...just took it. apparently it sucks. :/ sorry

Test Results

Sickness Quotient: 66%
Hmmm, your Sickness Quotient of 66% is a little worriesome.

Detailed Diagnosis

* Interpersonal Insights
You have trouble being friendly to others, especially people who hate your guts and want to hurt you. You think everyone is out to get you, and you're absolutely right. It's because you're an awful person without any redeeming qualities.

* Job Performance & Attitude
You frequently mention terms like "core competencies" and "paradigm shifts" while at work. Stop acting like such a tool. Although your work can upon occasion be very good, remember that even monkeys can be trained to do what you do. And they don't call in sick.

* Personality Insight
Your personal motto is "Practice makes perfect.", but since nobody's perfect you might as well stop wasting your time.

 

[JustHer]

I dont like the options they give you!

All I saw were dopey animal faces

 

[StephAnne04]

lol I took it but it says I hate everyone.. which isn't true... I clicked "Other" on almost every one though.. so that may have something to do with it

 

[Lady_X]

me too...i chose the other choice all but once i think.

stupid stupid test...i usually take them before posting but didn't...oops sorry.

 

[Phantonym]

Sickness Quotient: 100%

WARNING: Your Sickness Quotient of 100% is very disturbing.

Detailed Diagnosis

Interpersonal Insights
You have a positive attitude towards nearly everything, which is incredibly stupid and very annoying to those around you. Everyone likes you. This is because your life is such a mess that everyone else is relieved they aren't you.

Job Performance & Attitude
Your work is of so little value they should just put a shredder in place of your Out basket. You aspire to becoming the CEO of a large, powerful company. This is unlikely since you rarely leave your parent's basement.

Personality Insight
Your personal motto is "I am unique, just like everybody else." This makes everyone else happy, because they know there can't be two of you.

I like pudding.

My "Other" responses were way better than the inane options the test offered.

P.S. Don't forget to take the "Online Pregnancy Test" from the other wonderful tests provided by who-knows-who-cooked-up-that-site.

 

[Donna Cecilia]

Test Results

Sickness Quotient: 43%
Congratulations! At a 43% Sickness Quotient, you're almost well-adjusted.

 

[Malcontent]

LOL!! FUNNY!!

Test Results

Sickness Quotient: 99%
WARNING: Your Sickness Quotient of 99% is very disturbing.

Detailed Diagnosis

* Interpersonal Insights
You hate your mother and father, your neighbors, co-workers, friends, and just about everyone else who happens to think you're a worthless boob. You have delusions of adequacy which are completely unfounded. You couldn't pour tea out of a boot with the instuctions written on the heel.

* Job Performance & Attitude
You have little empathy for anyone more successful at work than you, which is pretty much everyone. Rather than do a one-time job that takes ten minutes, you'd work for 5 years to automate it.

* Personality Insight
Your personal motto is "Hope for the best; prepare for the worst." Based on what we know about you, you're going to need a lot of preparation.

 

[Walking Tourist]

Ha ha. I'm a lunatic.
I haven't tried pouring tea out of a boot yet but I suspect that the tea would be unpalatable after all of that sweaty foot stink.
I could be wrong because of my madness.
Fortunately, the machine that flushes is broken...
... I won't say how it broke.
*wicked cackle*


Sickness Quotient: 82%
Your Sickness Quotient of 82% is definitely something to worry about.

Detailed Diagnosis

* Interpersonal Insights
You have delusions of adequacy which are completely unfounded. You couldn't pour tea out of a boot with the instuctions written on the heel. Everyone likes you. This is because your life is such a mess that everyone else is relieved they aren't you.

* Job Performance & Attitude
Your work is of such poor quality that your manager is considering replacing you with a machine that flushes. Your attitude towards work is that you could watch others do it all day long.

* Personality Insight
Your personal motto is "Every day, in every way, I'm getting better and better." You must not have been saying this for very long.

 

[miss fortune]

100%

I didn't like any of their options, so I came up with my own!

that is apparently very sick of me, even though one of them was an elephant seal looking in a mirror and several of the others were equally innocuous

 

[gromit]

What a bunch of whackos.

 

[gromit]

Ha ha ha... this test is weird and funny.

Test Results

Sickness Quotient: 72%
Your Sickness Quotient of 72% indicates therapy may be useful.

Detailed Diagnosis

* Interpersonal Insights
You have a positive attitude towards nearly everything, which is incredibly stupid and very annoying to those around you. Everyone likes you. This is because your life is such a mess that everyone else is relieved they aren't you.

* Job Performance & Attitude
You hate your job but will never leave it. That's because no one else will hire people whose job skills consist of sleeping and surfing the web. Rather than do a one-time job that takes ten minutes, you'd work for 5 years to automate it.

* Personality Insight
Your personal motto is "It's better to ask forgiveness than permission." And you would certainly know.

 

[Snoopy22]

Kind of close in some areas, of course you can’t stay in the basement forever and no one has come for my passport yet.

Test Results
Sickness Quotient: 59%
Your Sickness Quotient" of 59% is hardly cause for concern.

Detailed Diagnosis

•Interpersonal Insights
You hate your mother and father, your neighbors, co-workers, friends, and just about everyone else who happens to think you're a worthless boob. Your sense of self-entitlement means you're probably the kind of person that pulled the wings off of butterflies when you were little.

•Job Performance & Attitude
You aspire to becoming the CEO of a large, powerful company. This is unlikely since you rarely leave your parent's basement. Your attitude towards work is that you could watch others do it all day long.

•Personality Insight
Your personal motto is "Be a traveller in Life, not a tourist." But you're the kind of person that can't even get a temporary visa.

 

[Queen Kat]

Sickness Quotient: 53%
Your Sickness Quotient" of 53% is hardly cause for concern.

Detailed Diagnosis


Interpersonal Insights
You have delusions of adequacy which are completely unfounded. You couldn't pour tea out of a boot with the instuctions written on the heel. Your friends (both of them) think you're a total clod. As long as you continue to buy the beer, however, they'll still be your pals.


Job Performance & Attitude
Your attitude towards work is that you could watch others do it all day long. Your work is of so little value they should just put a shredder in place of your Out basket


Personality Insight
Your personal motto is "It's better to ask forgiveness than permission." And you would certainly know.

 

[Forever]

Test Results

Sickness Quotient: 47%
Congratulations! At a 47% "Sickness Quotient", you're almost well-adjusted.

Detailed Diagnosis

Interpersonal Insights
You hate your mother and father, your neighbors, co-workers, friends, and just about everyone else who happens to think you're a worthless boob. You have difficulty concentrating or keeping on task, probably because you're an idiot with a short attention-span.

Job Performance & Attitude
Your attitude towards work is that you could watch others do it all day long. Your work is of such poor quality that your manager is considering replacing you with a machine that flushes.

Personality Insight
Your personal motto is "What doesn't kill me makes me stronger." Wrong. What doesn't kill you usually makes you hurt all over and go "Owie!"


EVERYTHING IS WRONG. Hahahaha. That was annoying, I had to type just about almost all of my answers.

 

[á´…eparted]

Fun fact: It's possible to fail a Rorschach test. I know from personal experience!

 

[Olm the Water King]

Test Results

Sickness Quotient: 53%
Your "Sickness Quotient" of 53% is hardly cause for concern.

Detailed Diagnosis

Interpersonal Insights
Your sense of self-entitlement means you're probably the kind of person that pulled the wings off of butterflies when you were little. You have delusions of adequacy which are completely unfounded. You couldn't pour tea out of a boot with the instuctions written on the heel.

Job Performance & Attitude
Although your work can upon occasion be very good, remember that even monkeys can be trained to do what you do. And they don't call in sick. Your work is of such poor quality that your manager is considering replacing you with a machine that flushes.

Personality Insight
Your personal motto is "Every day, in every way, I'm getting better and better." You must not have been saying this for very long.

lol

 

[Frosty]

Your "Sickness Quotient" of 58% is hardly cause for concern.

Detailed Diagnosis

Interpersonal Insights
You complain about everything regardless of what it is. You wouldn't be happy even if you were hit by a new car. You have delusions of adequacy which are completely unfounded. You couldn't pour tea out of a boot with the instuctions written on the heel.

Job Performance & Attitude
You aspire to becoming the CEO of a large, powerful company. This is unlikely since you rarely leave your parent's basement. Rather than do a one-time job that takes ten minutes, you'd work for 5 years to automate it.

Personality Insight
Your personal motto is "I'm Okay, You're Okay!" Believe me, nothing could be further from the truth.

 

[KitchenFly]

Test Results

Sickness Quotient: 55%
Your "Sickness Quotient" of 55% is hardly cause for concern.

Detailed Diagnosis

Interpersonal Insights
Your sense of self-entitlement means you're probably the kind of person that pulled the wings off of butterflies when you were little. You are utterly incapable of meaningful relationships, which is probably a good thing since you're a horrible bore under the best of conditions.

Job Performance & Attitude
Your work is of so little value they should just put a shredder in place of your Out basket You hate your job but will never leave it. That's because no one else will hire people whose job skills consist of sleeping and surfing the web.

Personality Insight
Your personal motto is "I've got to be me", but an awful lot of people wish you wouldn't.

Thank you for taking the Online Inkblot Test.


Wow I'm speechless. Finally a logarithm with clear open clairvoyant vision.

 

[Daydreaming Swan]

Sickness Quotient: 85%
Your "Sickness Quotient" of 85% is definitely something to worry about.

Detailed Diagnosis

Interpersonal Insights
You have difficulty concentrating or keeping on task, probably because you're an idiot with a short attention-span. You hate your mother and father, your neighbors, co-workers, friends, and just about everyone else who happens to think you're a worthless boob.

Job Performance & Attitude
Your attitude towards work is that you could watch others do it all day long. Rather than do a one-time job that takes ten minutes, you'd work for 5 years to automate it.

Personality Insight
Your personal motto is "I'm Okay, You're Okay!" Believe me, nothing could be further from the truth.

 

[Pinker85]

Test Results

Sickness Quotient: 66%
Hmmm, your "Sickness Quotient" of 66% is a little worriesome.

Detailed Diagnosis

Interpersonal Insights
You have delusions of adequacy which are completely unfounded. You couldn't pour tea out of a boot with the instuctions written on the heel. You think everyone is out to get you, and you're absolutely right. It's because you're an awful person without any redeeming qualities.

Job Performance & Attitude
You work very slowly. In fact, if you went any slower you'd be in reverse. You have little empathy for anyone more successful at work than you, which is pretty much everyone.

Personality Insight
Your personal motto is "Colorless green ideas sleep furiously", but no one knows what the hell that means.

LMAO. So true!!