Sickness Quotient: 78%
Your "Sickness Quotient" of 78% indicates therapy may be useful.
You have a positive attitude towards nearly everything, which is incredibly stupid and very annoying to those around you. You never give up and refuse to settle for less than the best. In other words, you're impossible to please and you never shutup.
Job Performance & Attitude
You hate your job but will never leave it. That's because no one else will hire people whose job skills consist of sleeping and surfing the web. Although your work can upon occasion be very good, remember that even monkeys can be trained to do what you do. And they don't call in sick.
Your personal motto is "If you can’t make them think, make them wonder." Trust us- you've succeeded beyond your wildest dreams.
But virtually all of my responses were "Optional - fill in the blank" and maybe one of the other checkboxes. I most often saw stuff that seemed obvious to me but that wasn't on the list.