Are you Evil?

[anii]

Lookit mommy... I'm the Green Goblin!


Your Score: The Green Goblin
Your responses indicate that you are 40% Innately Evil and 31% Machiavellian!

Something went wrong with you. You had it all once, you sat on the top of the world. Then he came. Your problem? You never really tried to achieve victory over your darker half. You see the good in what it wants -- revenge. Of course, you had no idea it would be like this. Does it even matter? He's already won.



For your partner in crime: Mr. Burns or Davros would be a pretty good analgesic for you -- what you need is someone who understands you and won't try to bring out the good in you.



Always avoid: William the Bloody. His honest nature would only make it worse.




Link: The Villains' OKCupid Test written by BigVividWorld on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test

 

[sassafrassquatch]

Your Score: The Joker
Your responses indicate that you are 45% Innately Evil and 38% Machiavellian!

You've danced with the Devil in the pale moonlight. It was exciting. You've always been a baddie at heart, but chances are something happened to push you over the edge. And while you were once in it only for yourself, now you're motivated by a desire to see the one responsible for making you the monster you are today, and everyone else (for that matter), get what's coming to them.

For your partner in crime: how about Mr. Burns?

Always avoid: whatever doesn't please you at the moment.

 

[cafe]

 

[PuddleRiver]

You are Davros. 36% Innately Evil - 54% Machiavellian

 

[TenebrousReflection]

Your responses indicate that you are 15% Innately Evil and 40% Machiavellian!

Ah, to love! That really was your only crime, wasn't it? Oh, right, and kidnapping. Passion may be your motivation, but it certainly doesn't motivate you to do anything nice. Hardly surpising, since you've probably had a hard life -- it's difficult to keep your cape clean scuttling about in sewers. Whatever wounded you beyond repair, it's probably safe from your more-random-than-not crusade for vengeance; with your bloodlust comes a lack of focus and an inability to think things through. But, honestly, has love ever moved anyone to do something wise?

For your partner in crime: seek someone who won't mess around with good looking guys, like The Alien or possibly Cancer Man.

Always avoid: Strong Bad and Edward 'Longshanks.'

 

[Mempy]

Cool test!

Your responses indicate that you are 45% Innately Evil and 47% Machiavellian!

You Are Mr. Burns

You've gathered many creature comforts, and you've been around long enough to know what you want. And you certainly have the means to get it. There isn't a lot that stands in your way, but that which does you find totally insurmountable. Have the wisdom to accept the things you cannot change, and pick your battles carefully, but don't worry, because you're destined to win most of them anyway.

For your partner in crime: The Joker

Always avoid: those more machiavellian than yourself, like Number One or Darth Vader.

 

[Mycroft]

Got Dr. Evil.

Damn. I was hoping for someone more... effectual.

 

[htb]

Longshanks.


What is the trouble with Scotland?

a. Too cold
b. No Cup contenders
c. Full of Scots

 

[miss fortune]

is it sad that this thread title made me think of this?

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=1050790906803401914&q=when+you%27re+evil&total=1681&start=0&num=10&so=0&type=search&plindex=6

 

[snegledmaca]

Your responses indicate that you are 52% Innately Evil and 90% Machiavellian!

HOOO-KHAAAA. Obi-Wan never told your son about you, what really happened to you. And for good reason. Yours is the classic tale of innocence lost, of the indiscriminate nature of pure potential, and the indifferentiability between the power to do good and the power of the dark side. Your only real crime is that you were once ruled by your fears. In youth, you were corruptible. Today, your metal mouth holds the bitter taste of corruption. What moves you? Nothing more dastardly or diabolical than a profound sense of loss. The loss of your innocence, the loss of your son, the loss of yourself.

For your partner in crime: find someone who can delight in your curruption, like Hannibal Lector.

Always avoid: The Phantom, because he would only remind you of what you were.

 

[Ghost of the dead horse]

Your Score: Strong Bad
Your responses indicate that you are 56% Innately Evil and 38% Machiavellian!

Capers, torturing the innocent, grand larceny and... grammar? You fancy yourself the go-to guy for all things good and awesome, like burnination and jumbles. And the ladies can't help but be all up ons. You probably have impeccable abs, cloits and dloits, but try to be up before noon, at least on weekdays. You were born a baddie, but not the big bad, as you might like to think. You are sure to find, in an alter ego, someone who is really nice at heart and, for whom your devious machinations would likely be interpreted as an attempt to include him in the fun.

For your partner in crime: look to a Stewie, a Q, or a The Joker.

Always avoid: Edward 'Longshanks'. He'd just throw you out a window.
My test tracked 2 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 75% on Innately Evil

You scored higher than 22% on Machiavellian

 

[aeon]

Your responses indicate that you are 68% Innately Evil and 61% Machiavellian!

Cancer Man

You lurk in the shadows, biding your time, smoking, watching, waiting to make your big move. Nobody knows what it will be. Even you are a bit foggy on some of the details, but that's ok. Disambiguation is detrimental to your purpose. You are no one. They. One of them. The last line of defence between the happy public and reality. At least that's how you see it, and you've seen a lot. You've got your hand in every cookie jar, but not deeply enough to get caught.

For your partner in crime: choose another schemer, like Mr. Burns or Dracula.

Always avoid: The Green Goblin and Number One.


cheers,
Ian

 

[tovlo]

Your Score: The Green Goblin

Your responses indicate that you are 40% Innately Evil and 36% Machiavellian!

Something went wrong with you. You had it all once, you sat on the top of the world. Then he came. Your problem? You never really tried to achieve victory over your darker half. You see the good in what it wants -- revenge. Of course, you had no idea it would be like this. Does it even matter? He's already won.

For your partner in crime: Mr. Burns or Davros would be a pretty good analgesic for you -- what you need is someone who understands you and won't try to bring out the good in you.

Always avoid: William the Bloody. His honest nature would only make it worse.

 

[Wandering]

Oho!

Cancer Man

Always avoid: The Green Goblin

Your Score: The Green Goblin

Troubles in Paradise ? (Or should it be Hell, since Evil People don't go to Paradise ? )

 

[Nocapszy]

I wonder how many people actually told the truth, and how many lied a little 'cause being evil is taboo, and being taboo is fun.

Tee hee giggle giggle.

 

[disregard]

Your responses indicate that you are 63% Innately Evil

Edward Longshanks

The trouble with Scotland is that it's full of Scots. America, France... heck, they all have the same problem. You simply don't have the time to be irked by sniveling meddlers, to be waylaid by insurrectionists, or to wait for your son to choose a bride. You have a kingdom to run and war to wage. There are greater things at stake than personal freedom or liberty. You are definitely a thinker and a doer, but these two admirable traits don't really find balance in you. Perhaps you should slow down, just a little bit, to make sure that nothing is squeezing out between the fingers of your iron fist.

 

[FallsPioneer]

Your responses indicate that you are 59% Innately Evil and 43% Machiavellian!

Your Score: Strong Bad

Capers, torturing the innocent, grand larceny and... grammar? You fancy yourself the go-to guy for all things good and awesome, like burnination and jumbles. And the ladies can't help but be all up ons. You probably have impeccable abs, cloits and dloits, but try to be up before noon, at least on weekdays. You were born a baddie, but not the big bad, as you might like to think. You are sure to find, in an alter ego, someone who is really nice at heart and, for whom your devious machinations would likely be interpreted as an attempt to include him in the fun.

Well, I don't have impeccable abs...=\

 

[am_i_evil666]

Your responses indicate that you are 47% Innately Evil and 27% Machiavellian!
The Joker
You've danced with the Devil in the pale moonlight. It was exciting. You've always been a baddie at heart, but chances are something happened to push you over the edge. And while you were once in it only for yourself, now you're motivated by a desire to see the one responsible for making you the monster you are today, and everyone else (for that matter), get what's coming to them.

For your partner in crime: how about Mr. Burns?

Always avoid: whatever doesn't please you at the moment.

 

[Falcarius]

Your Score: Davros

Your responses indicate that you are 43% Innately Evil and 45% Machiavellian!

Is this, then, to be the price of it all? It isn't exactly what you wanted, but it left you in a pretty good place. Destruction -- extermination -- that's your purpose now that you've changed, but only as far as it will help you build a place for you and yours. Your motives are simple and your plans direct.

For your parnter in crime: The Green Goblin might understand you, as might Dracula.

Always avoid: Grendel. Though he wouldn't eat all of your children, the Daleks, he certainly wouldn't stop when he found they don't go down very well.

 

[Mondo]

Your Score: The Green Goblin
Your responses indicate that you are 43% Innately Evil and 38% Machiavellian!

Something went wrong with you. You had it all once, you sat on the top of the world. Then he came. Your problem? You never really tried to achieve victory over your darker half. You see the good in what it wants -- revenge. Of course, you had no idea it would be like this. Does it even matter? He's already won.

For your partner in crime: Mr. Burns or Davros would be a pretty good analgesic for you -- what you need is someone who understands you and won't try to bring out the good in you.

Always avoid: William the Bloody. His honest nature would only make it worse.