Your responses indicate that you are 47% Innately Evil and 29% Machiavellian!
You've danced with the Devil in the pale moonlight. It was exciting. You've always been a baddie at heart, but chances are something happened to push you over the edge. And while you were once in it only for yourself, now you're motivated by a desire to see the one responsible for making you the monster you are today, and everyone else (for that matter), get what's coming to them.
For your partner in crime: how about Mr. Burns?
Always avoid: whatever doesn't please you at the moment.
My test tracked 2 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 50% on Innately Evil
You scored higher than 5% on Machiavellian
"I can write better than anybody who can write faster, and I can write faster than anybody who can write better."
- A. J. Liebling