The Ultimate Answer to Life, The Universe, and Everything Test

[Virtual ghost]

The Villain
You scored 67% Egocentricism, 61% Heirarchy, 17% Spiritualityand 29% Morality!

You're The Villain!
You know your place in the world, and you know how to make it a comfortable one. You do so with ruthless efficiency. People tend to get hurt around you and you may or may not see that as your fault, but it probably is.

You are mostly selfish. You believe in an ordered universe and an ordered society. The physical universe is more important to you than the soul. You do not believe there is justice.

You SHOULD: Pursue money, sex, and thrills at any and all costs and by any means available, consider an education and possibly a career in advanced math or science, join a non-religious right-wing political organization- don't choose fascism, even though they'd probably really like you. You may enjoy the military or a "private military company", as long as you attain high rank and are well paid.

You should NOT: Join an organized religion, get married, attempt to raise children, or serve in law enforcement.

Your life will be: Thrilling.
Your life may be: Happy.
Your life will not be: Inspirational.

Your opposite is: The Sage.

Your companion is: The conqueror- but only when times are good. The Entertainer- probably a submissive one. A Medic would make you a better person while pleasing you. A Servant would make you happy- but you'd almost certainly destroy them- not that you'd care.

 

[Walking Tourist]

The Sage

You scored 28% Egocentricism, 41% Heirarchy, 54% Spiritualityand 53% Morality!
You are wise and moral. You don't pray for gifts from God- you do it yourself. You do it so convincingly that others may assume that you are Blessed. Without you, there would be no civilization. You love to give the gift of knowledge, and foster independent thought in others.

You are mostly selfless. You do not believe in an ordered universe or necessarily in an ordered society. The Soul is more important to you than the physical world. You believe there is justice.

You SHOULD: Pursue higher education. Study Theology and/or Philosophy. Seek your soulmate more than sex. Consider missionary work and other forms of constructive activism. Consider becoming a teacher.

You should NOT: Choose an organized religion that emphasizes prayer and miracles. Spend a lot of time alone. Work overtime or devote all of your time to any one thing.

Your life will be: Satisfying.
Your life may be: Inspirational.
Your life will not be: Thrilling.

Your opposite is: The Conqueror.

Your companion is: The Missionary.

My life will not be thrilling??? Oh, boo hiss...

 

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The Conqueror
You scored 61% Egocentricism, 24% Heirarchy, 37% Spiritualityand 24% Morality!
You're The Conqueror!
You may not be a bad person, but you're capable of it, and you probably know it. You have no one to answer to, and no one to stop you, except for yourself. You are free and you make the most of it- perhaps at the expense of others.

You are mostly selfish. You do not believe in an ordered universe or an ordered society. The physical world is more important to you than the soul. You do not believe there is justice.

You SHOULD: Pursue money, sex, and thrills at any and all costs and by any means available, consider studying quantum physics, become involved in a liberal political organization or anarchist guerilla movement.

You should NOT: Join an organized religion, serve in the military or law enforcement, be quick to enter a serious committed relationship.

Your will be: Exciting.
Your life may be: Happy.
Your life will not be: Inspirational.

Your opposite is: The Missionary.

Your companion is: The Medic- you can really mellow eachother out.

 

[lunalum]

The Conqueror
You scored 56% Egocentricism, 34% Heirarchy, 49% Spiritualityand 38% Morality!

You're The Conqueror!
You may not be a bad person, but you're capable of it, and you probably know it. You have no one to answer to, and no one to stop you, except for yourself. You are free and you make the most of it- perhaps at the expense of others.

You are mostly selfish. You do not believe in an ordered universe or an ordered society. The physical world is more important to you than the soul. You do not believe there is justice.

You SHOULD: Pursue money, sex, and thrills at any and all costs and by any means available, consider studying quantum physics, become involved in a liberal political organization or anarchist guerilla movement.

You should NOT: Join an organized religion, serve in the military or law enforcement, be quick to enter a serious committed relationship.

Your will be: Exciting.
Your life may be: Happy.
Your life will not be: Inspirational.

Your opposite is: The Missionary.

Your companion is: The Medic- you can really mellow eachother out.

I think this test kind of misunderstood me on some points but most of it is okay. I think combined with the Sage, Chaos Mage and Freedom Fighter it works pretty well.

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No fair, no fair at all.... I wish I could've got that result!