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  1. #31
    Senior Member Array Moiety's Avatar
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    Loner - ISFP
    33% Extraversion, 47% Intuition, 47% Thinking, 27% Judging
    Ahh...the sweet serenity. The utter perfection of all creation. The wondrous beauty of nature. The sweet sparrow singing along in the great orchestra we call life...
    WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU? You're the type of person people always love to mock because they don't believe there's anyone ACTUALLY like you.

    Do realise that you ostracise people with your behaviour or is it all subconscious? You're so quiet and reserved it's almost impossible to get to know you well, and when someone finally does, all you want to talk about is grace and beauty and harmony!

    Ugh. Sure, you "genuinely care for others" and all that rubbish, but when it boils right down to the basics you take life far too seriously.

    Throughout the entire test, I bet you were searching for "further clarification and hidden meaning" so that you might improve your pitiful life. And woe and behold if it betrayed your intense values system!

    You need to STOP smelling the daisies. Believe it or not, logic does have a place in this world...imbecile.
    I swear I answered everything as honest as I could.

  2. #32
    mod love baby... Array Lady_X's Avatar
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    i'm not sure why i bothered...i always test enfp.
    Your result for The Brutally Honest Personality Test ...
    Scumbag- ENFP

    80% Extraversion, 93% Intuition, 20% Thinking, 7% Judging
    I have a feeling you're not going to like this much. Do I care? No. How do I know? It's because you hate criticism. You love to be loved and you'll do anything to be accepted.

    Unfortunately for you, I can see right through your insincere compliments and over-the-top greetings. No matter what you do, I'll always hate you for what you are. An arrogant, unstable, overly enthusiastic scumbag.

    I bet you're pretty proud of your accomplishments, huh? You seem to achieve at whatever you put your little mind too. Trust me. Nobody likes the person who is good at everything. NOBODY LIKES YOU.

    This might also have something to do with the fact that you're a cheating machine. You're just not the type of person to make long-term commitments. You enjoy seeing "what could be", rather than being satisfied with "what is." This, of course, means you often leave others in the dust while you seek out another lover.

    Well, at least you're not the one left in the dust.

    Unfortunately, when you're the one lying in the gutter with a bloody knife in your back, you might think differently.

    There can’t be any large-scale revolution until there’s a personal revolution, on an individual level. It’s got to happen inside first.
    -Jim Morrison

  3. #33
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    Criminal - ISTP

  4. #34
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    Dictator- ENTJ

    60% Extraversion, 73% Intuition, 73% Thinking, 60% Judging
    Have you no soul? It's clear you have no heart and that your blood runs cold, but really, do you have even one redeeming factor?

    Sure. You're a natural born leader. So was Hitler. You just don't like people, do you?

    You don't play games. You take charge. And there's very little room for mistakes in your world. You're forceful, intimidating and overbearing.

    Heard of the word "patience?" Trust me, it's a word and it's something you're sorely lacking. Believe it or not, you're not always right. Learn to have some patience for those who think differently from you, knobflap.

    From the way people's knees knock when they see you, you should have realised by now that you're not exactly a "people-person." You're more of a "people-eater." You just ain't tuned into people's feelings and probably couldn't care less whether you were anyway. Maybe you're not from this planet but the rest of us are.

    Sure, you're intelligent. So what? You have some semblance of power. Big deal.

    At least people LIKE the rest of us.

  5. #35
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    cvnt face- INFP

    I 100% N 100% F 100% P 100%

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    Do Gooder- ESTJ
    67% Extraversion, 27% Intuition, 87% Thinking, 100% Judging
    Rules are rules, right? They are there to be followed and an upstanding citizen like you would not even consider breaking or even bending the laws a little.
    That's all very fine and dandy, though it doesn't make you the most fun person to be around. In fact, many would find rolling around naked in a barrel full of drawing pins more fun than being around you.

    The word "stiff-necked" comes to mind. You take your responsibilities very seriously and have very little patience for anyone who doesn't.

    You can be incredibly demanding and critical, somewhat akin to a teacher who is also incredibly demanding and critical. Oh, and that's another thing. Your imagination is sorely lacking. So much so that it's virtually non-existent. Well, you have no time for creativity with all these rules to follow.

    At least, your rigid values ensure that you're always honest... which means you have no qualms telling your wife that, yes, she really does look fat in that dress. Don't expect many relationships to last very long.

    So far, we've established that you're bland, inflexible, offensive and no fun at all. Kind of like a bag of salt-lacking potato chips, a year past its expiry date, with a bold phrase insulting your mother printed on the front. But less fun.


    If you want to learn more about your personality type in a slightly less negative way, check out this.

    Your Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

    You scored 67% on Extraversion, higher than 87% of your peers.

    You scored 27% on Intuition, higher than 6% of your peers.

    You scored 87% on Thinking, higher than 94% of your peers.

    You scored 100% on Judging, higher than 99% of your peers.
    I especially love how I'm 100% J.

  7. #37
    it's tea time! Array Walking Tourist's Avatar
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    I got this result: Clown- ESFP
    Oh well. I'm not really an esfp.
    But this test indicates that I'm fun and funny and... um... stupid.
    I think that I have chocolate hidden somewhere in the house.
    Later, dudes.
    Oh, wait. I'm supposed to go get myself a Real Job.
    It's Sunday.
    Never mind.

    60% Extraversion, 47% Intuition, 20% Thinking, 13% Judging
    Congratulations. You are the buffoon of society, the class clown, the general funny guy/gal. Your purpose on earth was to serve as entertainment for the rest of us sane ones. We're laughing with you and at you. Some people would kill to be as funny as you. Other would rather just kill you.

    You're spontaneous, fun-loving and optimistic. You're all in all an idiot.

    You wanna know why? It's because you would rather have fun than concentrate on your duties and obligations. You act before you think. You talk before you think. All in all, you don't think that much at all.

    You did terribly at school, didn't you? You were the class clown. Paid no respect to the teachers or to your fellow students. Paid no attention to your school work. And look where you are now... starting to regret your decisions?

    Get down to earth. Find a real job and start taking care of your responsibilities. Sure, people love you, but they don't love you because they like you. They love you because you make them laugh. They love you because they can always look at you and say "Well, at least I did better off than him or her!"

    ...but at least you're funny, right?
    I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle and here is my spout. Every time I steam up, I give a shout. Just tip me over and pour me out.

  8. #38
    Yeah, I can fly. Array Aleksei's Avatar
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    I wonder what type the test creator is...

    Teacher (Idyllic), ESE-IEI (Si-ESFj), SLue|I|, Sanguine-Melancholy
    Sage, True Neutral (Chaotic Good), Type III Anti-Hero
    Inventive > Artistic > Leisurely > Dramatic
    7w6 > 4w3 > 9w8, weakside sp/so

    Dark Worker (Sacrificing)
    Freewheeling Designer

    Hayekian Asshole

  9. #39
    Senior Member Array LeafAndSky's Avatar
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    Your result for The Brutally Honest Personality Test ...
    Pollyanna- INFP

    47% Extraversion, 67% Intuition, 40% Thinking, 47% Judging
    So, you want to make the world a better place? Too bad it's never gonna happen.

    Of all the types, you have to be one of the hardest to find fault in. You have a selfless and caring nature. You're a good listener and someone who wants to avoid conflict. You genuinely desire to do good.

    Of course, these all add up to an incredibly overpowered conscience which makes you feel guilty and responsible when anything goes wrong. Of course, it MUST be your fault EVERYTIME.

    Though you're constantly on a mission to find the truth, you have no use for hard facts and logic, which is a source of great confusion for those of us with brains. Despite this, in a losing argument, you're not above spouting off inaccurate fact after fact in an effort to protect your precious values.

    You're most probably a perfectionist, which in this case, is a bad thing. Any group work is destined to fail because of your incredibly high standards.

    Disregard what I said before. You're just easy to find fault in as everyone else!

    Luckily, you're generally very hard on yourself, meaning I don't need to waste my precious time insulting you. Instead, just find all your own faults and insult yourself.



    Extraversion Distribution

    You scored 47% on Extraversion, higher than 54% of your peers.

    Intuition Distribution

    You scored 67% on Intuition, higher than 71% of your peers.

    Thinking Distribution

    You scored 40% on Thinking, higher than 24% of your peers.

    Judging Distribution

    You scored 47% on Judging, higher than 43% of your peers.

  10. #40
    Nips away your dignity Array Fluffywolf's Avatar
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    Your result for The Brutally Honest Personality Test ...

    Crackpot - INTJ
    13% Extraversion, 60% Intuition, 87% Thinking, 60% Judging

    People hate you.
    Paris Hilton hates Nicole Richie. Lex Luther hates Superman. Garfield hates Mondays.But none these even rates against the insurmountable hate, people have for you.

    I mean, you're pretty damn clever and you know it. You love to flaunt your potential. Heard the word "arrogant" lately? How about "jerk?" Or perhaps they only say that behind your back.

    That's right. I know I can say this cause you're not going to cry. You're not exactly the most emotional person. You'd rather spend time with your theoretical questions and abstract theories than with other people.

    Ever been kissed? Ever even been on a date? Trust me, your inflated ego is a complete turnoff with the opposite sex and I am telling you, you're not that great with relationships as it is. You're never going to be a dude or chick magnet, purely because you're more concerned with yourself than others. Meh. They all hate you already anyway.

    How about this- "stubborn?" Hrm? Heard that lately? All those facts which don't fit your theories must just be wrong, right? I mean, really, the vast amounts of time you spend with your head in the're just plain strange.
    It's funny how accurate this description is. The only thing the test didn't realise is that I'm so freaking intelligent that no one realizes just how much of a jerk I really am. I wind everyone around my finger. Having them kneel before me, groveling. While thinking it's the most normal thing in the world. I got everyone right where I want them to be. Mwahahaha.

    I'm not good with relationships, test is right on the money, but I don't care about them either. I'm also extremely stubborn, because well, let's face it. If you're as smart as I am, there is no need to falter to the needs of others.

    The only other mistake the test made is saying I'm INTJ and not INTP.

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