The Spark's satirical MBTI ripoff

[swift sylvan]

Mastermind, then Experimenter

I always score NF on everything else....as well as being one (as far as I know). I guess it's because I don't thinking smoking is wrong (i.e. it's not my place to claim right or wrong) and that all movies are about the same. Along, with all the other feeler questions that seemed silly...but maybe I'm just an emotional T

 

[Vasilisa]

You are a HELPER WHO FINDS MISSING CHILDREN OVER THE INTERNET
(Submissive Introverted Concrete Feeler)(SICF).

You are very tentative in the world and introverted with people— which means you are the shy and silent type (hence the Internet.) But behind your reserved exterior lies a dedicated person with a passion for the concrete truth who wants to, in his heart of hearts, help find missing children. God bless you.​

Compared to 15,255,523 other test takers...
23% are more Submissive than you.
57% are more Dominant than you.
20% are just as Submissive as you.
9% are more Introverted than you.
80% are more Extroverted than you.
11% are just as Introverted as you.
54% are more Abstract than you.
45% are more Concrete than you.
1% are just as Concrete as you.
70% are more Thinking than you.
17% are more Feeling than you.
12% are just as Feeling as you.

 

[Jaguar]

You are a Mastermind!
(Submissive Introverted Abstract Thinker)

Me, submissive and introverted?
Does that mean I am looking for a woman who uses a whip?

 

[stalemate]

What does this translate to in MBTI terms?

You are a Healer!
(Submissive Extroverted Concrete Feeler)

You are a HEALER (SECF)— caring, good with people, and patient. You are completely selfless and full of love. As a concrete feeler, you do well with your emotions, which are very strong. You understand and appreciate *why* you feel the way you do, and for the most part you're at peace with yourself.

Suffering in the world really pisses you off.

In relationships, it's easy for you to get hurt. Avoid all kinds of dominant (D***) people, *especially* in dating or marriage. You are a motherly figure, even if you're a guy. If you're a girl, make sure you're a mom some day. The world's children need people like you.

On the rare occasions when you try to assert yourself, you're cute and awkward, but highly effective.

 

[Lux]

You are a Dreamer!
(Submissive Introverted Abstract Feeler)

You are a DREAMER (SIAF)— reserved and imaginative. You are basically the shy, silent type. You don't have much interest in facts and figures or most of what's going on around you, but the internal worlds you build for yourself are rich and complex. Luckily, your creativity and strong heart mean you have a deep personality evident to anyone who gets to know you. It's just that not many people do. Talk to yourself less, other people more.

I beg to differ with some of this....

 

[miss fortune]

You are an Experimenter!
(Dominant Introverted Abstract Thinker)

when are tests going to quit describing me as

and start describing me as

?!? seriously... first OkCupid calls me brutal and now I'm dominant

the internet thinks I'm a mean person

 

[miss fortune]

on a further note... only 2% of the population is more dominant than me?!?

but I'm nice!

 

[figsfiggyfigs]

ENTP O_O

 

[Laurie]

Do people really think this:
"Are you someone who believes that there is one true love for you somewhere out there in the universe?"

As far as school goes, which subject do you prefer...
Chemistry
Philosophy

:/ I love philosophy and I took Chem 2 because I enjoyed Chem 1. (didn't have to for my major.)

This test is a pain!

You are an Activist!
(Dominant Extroverted Concrete Feeler)

 

[miss fortune]

I've heard people say that... and then developed an overwhelming desire to beat them up

seriously though... INTJ?!?!?

 

[Laurie]

So what's mine come out to be?

dominant is J?
concrete is S?

ESFJ?

 

[miss fortune]

wanna trade?!

 

[Kasper]

You are an Experimenter!
(Dominant Introverted Abstract Thinker)

when are tests going to quit describing me as

and start describing me as

?!? seriously... first OkCupid calls me brutal and now I'm dominant

the internet thinks I'm a mean person

You've become meaner, obviously, several years ago you got:

an ACCOUNTANT?!?!? I hate math!

(submissive, introverted, concrete, thinker)

wow- that's the most insulting description that I've ever seen!

Which is oddly what I got

You are an Accountant!
(Submissive Introverted Concrete Thinker)

44% are more Submissive and 35% are more Dominant than you.
20% are more Introverted and 64% are more Extroverted than you.
90% are more Abstract and 3% are more Concrete than you.
27% are more Thinking and 67% are more Feeling than you.

I'm not just "concrete" I'm reeeeeeeally concrete.

 

[Jaguar]

You are a Dreamer!
(Submissive Introverted Abstract Feeler)

You are a DREAMER (SIAF)— reserved and imaginative. You are basically the shy, silent type. You don't have much interest in facts and figures or most of what's going on around you, but the internal worlds you build for yourself are rich and complex. Luckily, your creativity and strong heart mean you have a deep personality evident to anyone who gets to know you. It's just that not many people do. Talk to yourself less, other people more.

I beg to differ with some of this....

Stop talking to yourself!

 

[miss fortune]

yeah... I'm apparently super abstract...

 

[Jaguar]

yeah... I'm apparently super abstract...

Sunday, Monday, happy days.
Groovin' all week with you.

Abstract as Rubber Duckie.

 

[Lux]

Stop talking to yourself!

"I cannot help it!"
*does not say this out loud*

 

[miss fortune]

Sunday, Monday, happy days.
Groovin' all week with you.

Abstract as Rubber Duckie.

well... more practical than a concrete duckie... that'd sink like the Titanic

 

[MiasmaResonance]

You are an Experimenter!
(Dominant Introverted Abstract Thinker)

 

[Thalassa]

According to this test I'm an ISFJ (Dominant, Introverted, Concrete, Feeling).

You are a Prober!
(Dominant Introverted Concrete Feeler)

You are a PROBER (DICF)— curious, passionate, driven, and probing. You're the kind of person who can't leave well enough alone. You have a very strong personality and a sense of adventure. And you'd rather go out and experience things for yourself than take someone else's word for it. Some people probably think you're a maniac.

People have a hard time believing you're an intelligent person. Perhaps there's a reason for this? Time will tell.

I thought this little animal was totally adorable, though.