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How would you commit murder test ?

Virtual ghost

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How would you commit murder ?



I am

The Poisoner
You are 100% composed, 83% stylish and 89% intelligent.

You're so slick. You've got this whole murder planned out already, haven't you? Maybe your victim's hurt you in some way - then again, maybe they haven't. Most likely, you're just in the mood for some light amusement. However, this amusement would ensue after much careful planning - you'd be likely to use poison as your weapon of choice, for example, because it's subtle, untraceable (sometimes) and effective.

Have fun - you're the sort of person who is the most likely to get enjoyment out of this, as you're the least likely to be traumatised by, you know, ending someone's life. Just don't get too cocky, or you might not get away with it.


But I am not sure what to get out of this since this actually sounds like me in some elements.
 

Matthew_Z

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With all of the cop shows on TV, how could you NOT have thought through how you'd kill someone?

The Arsonist

You are 78% composed, 44% stylish and 83% intelligent.

You're not the most stylish of people, but you definitely know how to kill someone. If you were to murder someone, you'd set fire to their house, probably using gasoline and rubber to produce thick, toxic smoke that would kill the victim in minutes. This is a very... thorough... form of murder, because it also destroys loved ones and possessions. So, congratulations on that, I guess. (Asshole).

When I think through the murder scenario, I wouldn't favor arson because of how unlikely it is to look like an accident. Killing an elderly person by simulating a heart attack with a drug that will metabolize before any blood sample can be taken, however, is much more discrete.
 

JustHer

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I got arsonist too.

EHHHH that doesn't sound very exciting
 

poppy

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Also got arsonist. Well. That'd do.
 

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The Arsonist
You are 67% composed, 33% stylish and 78% intelligent.

You're not the most stylish of people, but you definitely know how to kill someone. If you were to murder someone, you'd set fire to their house, probably using gasoline and rubber to produce thick, toxic smoke that would kill the victim in minutes. This is a very... thorough... form of murder, because it also destroys loved ones and possessions. So, congratulations on that, I guess. (Asshole).
 

DiscoBiscuit

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How would you commit murder?

Depends on:
- who the mark is.
- whether I want to get away after the deed.
- where the act will take place.
- how much cash I have available.
- how much security does the mark have.
- how security conscious is the mark.
etc.
 
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Sounds accurate, I've never really liked to get my hands dirty. :whistling:

The Pusher

You are 61% composed, 56% stylish and 33% intelligent.

You're good at planning things out, and you prefer to do things with style. You would kill someone by pushing them off a tall building or a cliff. You wouldn't get any blood on your shirt, but it might be a little conspicuous, and you wouldn't have complete closure that they're dead. At least it looks good.

The part in bold makes me a bit uneasy. Obviously I'd rather not let it be conspicuous and I'd sure like to know that they're dead.
 

DiscoBiscuit

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I will say, poison in the wine cork is a dastardly way.

Especially, if the poison is a common household substance, so that tracking the purchase of the poison is next to impossible.
 

NewEra

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The Strangler
You are 50% composed, 50% stylish and 33% intelligent.

You're a nice person, really. You just lose it sometimes. At least, that's what you'll be telling the police as they lead you to your cell. Most of the time, murder's probably the last thing on your mind, but the problem is, it's not your mind that takes over when you get angry.

You are a victim to your animal instincts. If you were to murder someone, it would probably be after a heated confrontation. And, most likely, you'd be too furious and desperate to bother with any of that 'weapon' stuff. You've got your hands, don't you? Strangulation - that's how you roll. Slow, painful and ugly.


Sadly, this is most likely true.
 

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The Stabber

You are 28% composed, 50% stylish and 72% intelligent.

You're smart, although you're clumsy and quickly lose your composure. You would murder someone with a knife. It would probably be after an argument with a loved one - you'd get angry, grab one from the drawer, and bang.

It's not well-planned or stylish, but it's definitely an effective and quick form of murder. Unfortunately for you, afterwards you'll be too racked with guilt to appreciate that. At least you'll know to cover your tracks, so you can live out your misery without the added punishment of imprisonment.
 

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The Strangler

You are 44% composed, 28% stylish and 39% intelligent.

You're a nice person, really. You just lose it sometimes. At least, that's what you'll be telling the police as they lead you to your cell. Most of the time, murder's probably the last thing on your mind, but the problem is, it's not your mind that takes over when you get angry.

You are a victim to your animal instincts. If you were to murder someone, it would probably be after a heated confrontation. And, most likely, you'd be too furious and desperate to bother with any of that 'weapon' stuff. You've got your hands, don't you? Strangulation - that's how you roll. Slow, painful and ugly.
 

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The Pusher

You are 61% composed, 67% stylish and 39% intelligent.
You're good at planning things out, and you prefer to do things with style. You would kill someone by pushing them off a tall building or a cliff. You wouldn't get any blood on your shirt, but it might be a little conspicuous, and you wouldn't have complete closure that they're dead. At least it looks good.

That's silly. I'd rather stab my victim with an icicle, which will then melt and ta da! no more murder weapon!
 

Lux

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Hahaha, oh my.

The Poisoner

You are 67% composed, 72% stylish and 61% intelligent.

You're so slick. You've got this whole murder planned out already, haven't you? Maybe your victim's hurt you in some way - then again, maybe they haven't. Most likely, you're just in the mood for some light amusement. However, this amusement would ensue after much careful planning - you'd be likely to use poison as your weapon of choice, for example, because it's subtle, untraceable (sometimes) and effective.

Have fun - you're the sort of person who is the most likely to get enjoyment out of this, as you're the least likely to be traumatised by, you know, ending someone's life. Just don't get too cocky, or you might not get away with it.
 
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