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How would you commit murder test ?

miss fortune

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oooh... I'll poison people too I guess! :holy:


I was hoping for something more fun though....
 

Mad Hatter

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Poisoner :laugh:

Since I've said I'd me most likely to murder a person I don't know, any volunteers are encouraged to write me an PM. I will send the poison via priority shipping.
 

redsox44344

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The Poisoner

You are 78% composed, 61% stylish and 83% intelligent.

You're so slick. You've got this whole murder planned out already, haven't you? Maybe your victim's hurt you in some way - then again, maybe they haven't. Most likely, you're just in the mood for some light amusement. However, this amusement would ensue after much careful planning - you'd be likely to use poison as your weapon of choice, for example, because it's subtle, untraceable (sometimes) and effective.

Have fun - you're the sort of person who is the most likely to get enjoyment out of this, as you're the least likely to be traumatised by, you know, ending someone's life. Just don't get too cocky, or you might not get away with it.
 

Thalassa

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I'll cut you.

The Stabber
You are 17% composed, 44% stylish and 61% intelligent.

You're smart, although you're clumsy and quickly lose your composure. You would murder someone with a knife. It would probably be after an argument with a loved one - you'd get angry, grab one from the drawer, and bang.

It's not well-planned or stylish, but it's definitely an effective and quick form of murder. Unfortunately for you, afterwards you'll be too racked with guilt to appreciate that. At least you'll know to cover your tracks, so you can live out your misery without the added punishment of imprisonment.
 

Oaky

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...I answered the test.
 

tastes_like_purple

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The Stabber

You are 44% composed, 44% stylish and 61% intelligent.

You're smart, although you're clumsy and quickly lose your composure. You would murder someone with a knife. It would probably be after an argument with a loved one - you'd get angry, grab one from the drawer, and bang.

It's not well-planned or stylish, but it's definitely an effective and quick form of murder. Unfortunately for you, afterwards you'll be too racked with guilt to appreciate that. At least you'll know to cover your tracks, so you can live out your misery without the added punishment of imprisonment
 

syndatha

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The Poisoner

You are 56% composed, 83% stylish and 56% intelligent.

You're so slick. You've got this whole murder planned out already, haven't you? Maybe your victim's hurt you in some way - then again, maybe they haven't. Most likely, you're just in the mood for some light amusement. However, this amusement would ensue after much careful planning - you'd be likely to use poison as your weapon of choice, for example, because it's subtle, untraceable (sometimes) and effective.

Have fun - you're the sort of person who is the most likely to get enjoyment out of this, as you're the least likely to be traumatised by, you know, ending someone's life. Just don't get too cocky, or you might not get away with it.
 

Laurie

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The Strangler
You are 22% composed, 28% stylish and 44% intelligent.

You're a nice person, really. You just lose it sometimes. At least, that's what you'll be telling the police as they lead you to your cell. Most of the time, murder's probably the last thing on your mind, but the problem is, it's not your mind that takes over when you get angry.

You are a victim to your animal instincts. If you were to murder someone, it would probably be after a heated confrontation. And, most likely, you'd be too furious and desperate to bother with any of that 'weapon' stuff. You've got your hands, don't you? Strangulation - that's how you roll. Slow, painful and ugly.

Your Analysis
You scored 22% on Composure, higher than 1% of your peers.
You scored 28% on Style, higher than 5% of your peers.
You scored 44% on Intelligence, higher than 18% of your peers.
 

Kingfisher

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i also got....
The Strangler
You are 28% composed, 22% stylish and 28% intelligent.

all you arsonists here better watch out - i investigate fires for a living. i have helped solve an honest to god real life arson. ;)
 

cafe

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The Hit and Runner

You are 56% composed, 28% stylish and 33% intelligent.
Well, you're not very stylish or intelligent, but you keep your cool and plan carefully. You would run your victim over with a car. Very messy and obvious, but it will take some planning to carry it out, so it's a difficult form of murder to commit.
 

Tiltyred

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The Strangler

You are 33% composed, 33% stylish and 33% intelligent.

You're a nice person, really. You just lose it sometimes. At least, that's what you'll be telling the police as they lead you to your cell. Most of the time, murder's probably the last thing on your mind, but the problem is, it's not your mind that takes over when you get angry.

You are a victim to your animal instincts. If you were to murder someone, it would probably be after a heated confrontation. And, most likely, you'd be too furious and desperate to bother with any of that 'weapon' stuff. You've got your hands, don't you? Strangulation - that's how you roll. Slow, painful and ugly.
 

Speed Gavroche

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The Martial Artist
You are 44% composed, 56% stylish and 61% intelligent.

You're smart and elegant, although you get angry easily. You would murder someone using martial arts, probably just to shut them up in an argument. It's a silent and quick (if you know how to do it right) form of murder, but you couldn't do it inconspicuously, so make sure no one's watching before you kill your victim.

Stereotypical ISTP result, I guess!:D
 

The Outsider

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The Gunbearer
You are 39% composed, 56% stylish and 50% intelligent.

You're not the smartest or the calmest of people, but you've sure got style. You would be most likely to murder someone with a gun, after a fight. While it would shut them up quickly, and look pretty cool, it would be a very conspicuous form of murder. You'll probably have to go into hiding for a while.
 

princess.venus

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Your result for The How Would You Commit Murder? Test ...

The Hit and Runner
You are 56% composed, 44% stylish and 50% intelligent.

Well, you're not very stylish or intelligent, but you keep your cool and plan carefully. You would run your victim over with a car. Very messy and obvious, but it will take some planning to carry it out, so it's a difficult form of murder to commit.


This made me laugh very hard bc i accidently hit my husband with car a month ago, he wasn't even hurt....
 

d4mselfly

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Haha.

The Poisoner

You are 83% composed, 72% stylish and 61% intelligent.

You're so slick. You've got this whole murder planned out already, haven't you? Maybe your victim's hurt you in some way - then again, maybe they haven't. Most likely, you're just in the mood for some light amusement. However, this amusement would ensue after much careful planning - you'd be likely to use poison as your weapon of choice, for example, because it's subtle, untraceable (sometimes) and effective.

Have fun - you're the sort of person who is the most likely to get enjoyment out of this, as you're the least likely to be traumatised by, you know, ending someone's life. Just don't get too cocky, or you might not get away with it.
 

Kra

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Somehow... I knew I'd get poisoner.
 

Queen Kat

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The Pusher
You are 67% composed, 61% stylish and 39% intelligent.

You're good at planning things out, and you prefer to do things with style. You would kill someone by pushing them off a tall building or a cliff. You wouldn't get any blood on your shirt, but it might be a little conspicuous, and you wouldn't have complete closure that they're dead. At least it looks good.
 
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