None of the 8 statements popped out at me, and the INTP one did the most. I didn't care for the Ni one (it was my 3rd choice of the bunch), as the statement might apply in general but isn't always the case. It's not that black and white.
"...On and on and on and on he strode, far out over the sands, singing wildly to the sea, crying to greet the advent of the life that had cried to him." - James Joyce
I didn't particularly like the choices but I picked:
"Human life must be valued at all costs, above and beyond any statistical risk" - which I suppose is Fi
Again, I didn't particularly agree with either choice presented, but I chose:
"Live for the moment, changing perspective won't achieve anything, only immediate action here and now" - which I suppose is Se
The last choice was easy:
"I find external activity to be (on the whole) more exhausting than private reflection." -rhich I suppose is Introverted.
I came out ISFP.
Accept the past. Live for the present. Look forward to the future. Robot Fusion
"As our island of knowledge grows, so does the shore of our ignorance." John Wheeler
"[A] scientist looking at nonscientific problems is just as dumb as the next guy." Richard Feynman
"[P]etabytes of  data is not the same thing as understanding emergent mechanisms and structures." Jim Crutchfield
ISFJ, I didn't like either of the second choices I was given.
"Integrity and meaning derive from stability in the face of chaos."
"Our identities stem from the relationships we have with each other. Without this metric, we have no identity."
"I find external activity to be (on the whole) more exhausting than private reflection."
I got INTP. I had a hard time initially choosing between two of the statements (discovery versus reasoning applying to all) but after choosing one the other came up as the second question. For me, it seemed fairly decent. That's what I wanted to pick in the first place and the result fits.
What? With your bare hands?
My life is a collection of defense mechanisms gone wrong.
I got INTP, though it was kind of arbitrary whether I chose the "reasoning applies to everything" or "human life must be valued at all costs" option. I kind of agree with both, though I could find more exceptions to the latter than to the former, so I chose the Ti one.