which biblical villain are you?

[Donna Cecilia]

YAHWEH

You scored 100% Badass Motherfucker.

You are some guy who is. You light bushes on fire and tell homeless guys to let his people go and get him lost in the desert for 40 years. You blow cities up when they aren't nice to tourists. You also enjoy toying with your followers by telling them to kill their favorite sons if they want to prove that they really think you're cool. But then you're all like "lol jk my bff abe." You are a really powerful guy and created the world in the 7 days, but you really haven't done anything since and people are getting a bit tired of your games. You resurrected some buzz with your son Jesus, but things are spiraling downhill again, so you might have to sink California or smite the Red states from the earth to get people back on the bandwagon.

The best result. :yim_rolling_on_the_

 

[PuddleRiver]

A Child of Israel
You scored 30% Pride; 25% Envy; 8% Ambition and 23% Deceitfulness.

 

[JustHer]

oh no

The Antichrist

You scored 80% Pride, 75% Envy, 63% Ambition, and 23% Deceitfulness!

You are the Antichrist, a member of the unholy trinity along with The False Prophet and Satan. In the Bible you are described as the beast with seven heads and ten horns. You have the appearance of a leopard, with the feet of a bear and the mouth of a lion (you figure out the symbolism). You are an ambitious individual who is bent on world domination and it is prophesied that you will achieve this goal. You will eventually set up a mighty empire, the greatest empire that the world has ever seen. This empire will be in opposition to God and God's chosen people (the Jews). Essentially, you will be like a Hitler who actually succeeds, for a time at least. Indeed, you have a lot of other Hitler-like qualities. You are a very prideful person and this probably stems from the fact that you possess real advantages over most other people. You have what it takes to get to the top and the drive to get there. You also possess Hitler's potential for cruelty. You enjoy watching others suffer, especially your enemies. This is because you view life as a competition. May the strong survive and may they stand proudly on top of the bones of their vanquished foes! Finally, you are very direct with your enemies and friends alike. You feel that it's good to make your intents known to other people. Some may argue that Hitler was deceptive, but he really wasn't. If people just read his book, they would have known his ultimate goals and how he felt about the people who stood in opposition to these goals.

 

[FeatheredFrenzy]

A Child of Israel

You scored 50% Pride, 20% Envy, 18% Ambition, and 10% Deceitfulness!

You are one of the Wayward Children of Israel. There were many good Children of Israel (e.g. Jesus, Moses, Elijah, Daniel, Peter, and so on). However, for the purposes of this test, you are one of the bad (wayward) Children of Israel. You are part of the chosen race of God, but in the Bible it seemed like you could never stop complaining and messing up (e.g., making the choice to wander in the wilderness for 40 years as opposed to going into the Promised land as God commanded). You are not really a biblical villain in the traditional sense. In fact, you possess a lot of godly qualities. You are humble, you love your neighbors, and you are quite trustworthy. However, your relative slothfulness and recalcitrance made it impossible for you to strive to reach the high purpose that God had for you. You were content to do just enough to get by. Therefore, since you're striving was not with God...it was against God. This is why you are considered a villain.

 

[Beargryllz]

Goliath

You scored 60% Pride, 43% Envy, 43% Ambition, and 50% Deceitfulness!

 

[chooi]

Judas Iscariot
You scored 48% Pride, 25% Envy, 60% Ambition, and 65% Deceitfulness!

You are Judas Iscariot, the disciple who betrayed Jesus. Many Christians would consider you to be one of the worst villains who ever walked the Earth. Jesus himself said that it'd be better for that man if he had never been born. As horrible as that sounds, you do have some good qualities. You were a humble servant of Christ for three years. You also genuinely cared about your fellow man. You had compassion for the plight of your people. This compassion and your ambition, eventually led you to betray Jesus. Your ultimate goal was to overthrow the Roman Empire and set up the Messianic Kingdom in Israel. You thought Christ came to Earth for this purpose. When you found out that Jesus was not going to do this any time soon, you betrayed him to the authorities in hopes that this may provoke Jesus to wield his powers upon the inhabitants of the Earth and save Israel. Your ambition took you out of accordance with Christ and eventually led you to the dark side. Your deceptive nature made you a perfect candidate to betray your master. Only a snake can hide out in the leader's circle for three years without being noticed. Well Jesus knew, but the other eleven didn't have a clue. You're pretty sharp.

 

[Virtual ghost]

Satan

 

[surgery]

The Serpent

 

[Lark]

No way man Adam and Eve had a pet Dog and Cat?!

Edit: Wait, why do they have belly buttons?

 

[theadoor]

Judas Iscariot

You scored 48% Pride, 30% Envy, 75% Ambition, and 55% Deceitfulness!

 

[spin-1/2-nuclei]

Child of Israel

You scored 35% Pride, 3% Envy, 50% Ambition, and 28% Deceitfulness!

 

[miss fortune]

wait... the only other people to get the

... and they're both INFPs?!

maybe I'm an INFP!!!

 

[Orangey]

King Nebuchadnezzar
You scored 55% Pride, 45% Envy, 65% Ambition, and 50% Deceitfulness!

You are King Nebuchadnezzar, the emperor of Babylon. You are part of a long tradition of Middle Eastern dictators. Like any good dictator, you possess the attributes of pride and ambition in good measure. Your ambitious nature drove you to conquer much of the Middle East, including the kingdom of Israel. You subsequently put the people of Israel into bondage. You also tend to be very direct with your friends and enemies alike. You prefer to tell people exactly what you're going to do and how you're going to do it. Your position in society and your imperial army give you the ability to do this with impunity. Unlike many Middle Eastern despots, you are a very good ruler and you happen to treat your own people quite well. You might be a biblical villain, but I'm sure you'd make a good dictator in the 21st century, if given the chance.

 

[ZPowers]

Why isn't God on this test? He's the one keeps killin' everyone and sendin' them to hell over some bullshit.

 

[Orangey]

YAHWEH

You scored 100% Badass Motherfucker.

You are some guy who is. You light bushes on fire and tell homeless guys to let his people go and get him lost in the desert for 40 years. You blow cities up when they aren't nice to tourists. You also enjoy toying with your followers by telling them to kill their favorite sons if they want to prove that they really think you're cool. But then you're all like "lol jk my bff abe." You are a really powerful guy and created the world in the 7 days, but you really haven't done anything since and people are getting a bit tired of your games. You resurrected some buzz with your son Jesus, but things are spiraling downhill again, so you might have to sink California or smite the Red states from the earth to get people back on the bandwagon.

Why isn't God on this test? He's the one keeps killin' everyone and sendin' them to hell over some bullshit.

He is. Or at least was.

 

[Wonkavision]

Your result for The Which Biblical Villain Are You Test ...

Goliath
You scored 55% Pride, 10% Envy, 40% Ambition, and 50% Deceitfulness!



You are Goliath, a proud warrior of your people. Though despite your personal glory, you remained a foot soldier instead of the king that you probably could have been. This is because you are content to let someone else dominate the world. You are rather lazy and unmotivated, so naturally, you tend to avoid positions of responsibility like the plague. You are a gentle hero to your countrymen (i.e. your friends, family, social groups), but a despised villain to people outside of these groups. This is probably due to your arrogance and open hostility. In fact, you are very well known for your directness and your "mean what you say, say what you mean" attitude. This attribute, combined with your pride, gives you an uncanny resemblance to the WWF wrestlers of today; you are viewed as either a hero or a villain depending on the allegiance of the fans.

 

[ZPowers]

PS I got You scored 53% Pride, 33% Envy, 20% Ambition, and 50% Deceitfulness which apparently makes me Goliath for some reason, despite my scrawny frame.

 

[Riva]

YAHWEH

You scored 100% Badass Motherfucker.

You are some guy who is. You light bushes on fire and tell homeless guys to let his people go and get him lost in the desert for 40 years. You blow cities up when they aren't nice to tourists. You also enjoy toying with your followers by telling them to kill their favorite sons if they want to prove that they really think you're cool. But then you're all like "lol jk my bff abe." You are a really powerful guy and created the world in the 7 days, but you really haven't done anything since and people are getting a bit tired of your games. You resurrected some buzz with your son Jesus, but things are spiraling downhill again, so you might have to sink California or smite the Red states from the earth to get people back on the bandwagon.

Jock did I ever tell you that I love you.

You might have to delete this before Peguy sees it. Last time I said something similar, it was :steam:.

 

[swordpath]

Child of Israel

 

[Tamske]

I've got Goliath. Description fits indeed...
Where's my helmet? In case some little dude with a sling comes along.