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The Despot/Small Woodland Creature Test

Thalassa

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Which despot does your bad side resemble? Which woodland creature symbolizes your good side?

I'm Charlemagne the Squirrel! 38% Brutality, 33% Wackiness, 52% Playfulness, 33% Strength, 65% Kindness, 14% Agility and 54% Intelligence!

Charlemagne was King of the Franks from 768 to his death. Today he is regarded not only as the founding father of both French and German monarchies, but also as the father of Europe: his empire united most of Western Europe for the first time since the Romans. Part of Charlemagne's success as warrior and administrator can be traced to his admiration for learning. His reign and the era it ushered in are often referred to as the Carolingian Renaissance because of the flowering of scholarship, literature, art, and architecture which characterise it. Such success for a mere squirrel is surely one of history's most inexplicable occurrences. The squirrel's good-natured attitude, and love of life were boons to Charlemagne...and to you.



Get your own results: http://www.helloquizzy.com/tests/the-despot-small-woodland-creature-test
 

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Does anyone else get a page load error? :thinking:
 

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Your result for The Despot / Small Woodland Creature Test ...
Mao Zedong the Mouse

28% Brutality, 37% Wackiness, 61% Playfulness, 29% Strength, 85% Kindness, 36% Agility and 54% Intelligence!

Mao Zedong the Mouse
Mao Zedong led the Communist Party of China (CPC) to victory against the Kuomintang (KMT) in the Chinese Civil War, and was the leader of the People’s Republic of China (PRC) from its establishment in 1949 until his death in 1976. Mao remains a controversial figure to this day, with a contentious and ever evolving legacy. Critics blame many of Mao's socio-political programs, such as the Great Leap Forward and the Cultural Revolution, for causing severe damage to the culture, society, economy, and foreign relations of China, as well as a possible death toll in the tens of millions. As a mouse, Mao's rise to power was quite surprising and basically inexplicable. The mouse's usual kindness and "live and let live" attitude were quite absent in Mao. Fortunately you don't suffer from the same absences of conscience.

Apparently I'm a communist mouse from China. :D
 

KDude

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/bump (I'm bored :))

Cleopatra the Raccoon
24% Brutality, 11% Wackiness, 39% Playfulness, 43% Strength, 73% Kindness, 57% Agility and 54% Intelligence!



Cleopatra was a Hellenistic ruler of Egypt, originally sharing power with her father and later with her brothers; eventually gaining sole rule of Egypt. She bore a son for Caesar (Ptolemy Caesar who was nicknamed Caesarion). After Caesar's assassination, she aligned with Mark Antony, with whom she produced a set of twins and a son. Mark Antony originally complained to Cleopatra that she wore too much eye shadow, until realizing it was just her natural raccoon coloring. Historians are still baffled by Cleopatra's rise to power in Egypt, being that raccoons are not native to the region. The raccoons ability to adapt and strength of character served Cleopatra well, as they surely do you.
 

Noon

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Joseph Stalin the Otter
34% Brutality, 15% Wackiness, 39% Playfulness, 38% Strength, 65% Kindness, 43% Agility and 54% Intelligence!

During the late 1930s, Stalin launched the Great Purge (also known as the "Great Terror"), a campaign to purge the Communist Party of people accused of corruption or treachery; he extended it to the military and other sectors of Soviet society. Targets were often executed, imprisoned in Gulag labor camps or exiled. In the years following, millions of ethnic minorities were also deported. Stalin bided his time as a young otter, awaiting the day when his rodent background would be accepted by the Russian people. His ascent to power is still shocking to historians, being that human beings, not otters, typically govern sovereign states. Stalin seemed to possess none of the otter's innate playfulness, agility, or intelligence...luckily for you, you do.
 
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Phantonym

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Cleopatra the Raccoon

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41% Brutality, 19% Wackiness, 43% Playfulness, 52% Strength, 62% Kindness, 57% Agility and 68% Intelligence!
 

Totenkindly

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Charlemagne the Otter

45% Brutality
37% Wackiness
61% Playfulness
57% Strength
42% Kindness
36% Agility
89% Intelligence!

Charlemagne was King of the Franks from 768 to his death. Today he is regarded not only as the founding father of both French and German monarchies, but also as the father of Europe: his empire united most of Western Europe for the first time since the Romans. Part of Charlemagne's success as warrior and administrator can be traced to his admiration for learning. His reign and the era it ushered in are often referred to as the Carolingian Renaissance because of the flowering of scholarship, literature, art, and architecture which characterise it. Charlemagne's status as an otter was never questioned during his reign. The otter's intelligence, playfulness, sense of humor, and just downright lovableness were all vital in Charlemagne's success. Historians today doubt he would have achieved such greatness as a mere human. You have achieved perhaps the most desirable result possible for this test (but don't tell anyone else that, who may have ended up as Adolph Hitler the Slug, for example). Congrats

ha ha, I aced the exam! I'm such a geek!
 

Donna Cecilia

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Genghis Khan the Beaver

66% Brutality, 26% Wackiness, 26% Playfulness, 86% Strength, 23% Kindness, 43% Agility and 75% Intelligence!

Genghis Khan the Beaver

Genghis Khan was the founder, ruler and emperor of the Mongol Empire, the largest contiguous empire in history. He came to power by uniting many of the nomadic tribes of northeast Asia. After founding the Mongol Empire and being proclaimed "Genghis Khan", he started the Mongol invasions and raids of the Kara-Khitan Khanate, Caucasus, Khwarezmid Empire, Western Xia and Jin dynasties. During his life, the Mongol Empire eventually occupied a substantial portion of Central Asia. Genghis rose to power as a beaver, foregoing the dam-building ways of his kin in favor of world domination. The beaver's superior work ethic, strength, and persistance were essential to Genghis' success, as they surely are to your's.
 

Vasilisa

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glad I finally got otter

Your result for The Despot / Small Woodland Creature Test ...

Joseph Stalin the Otter

38% Brutality, 26% Wackiness, 48% Playfulness, 48% Strength, 69% Kindness, 43% Agility and 64% Intelligence!​

During the late 1930s, Stalin launched the Great Purge (also known as the "Great Terror"), a campaign to purge the Communist Party of people accused of corruption or treachery; he extended it to the military and other sectors of Soviet society. Targets were often executed, imprisoned in Gulag labor camps or exiled. In the years following, millions of ethnic minorities were also deported. Stalin bided his time as a young otter, awaiting the day when his rodent background would be accepted by the Russian people. His ascent to power is still shocking to historians, being that human beings, not otters, typically govern sovereign states. Stalin seemed to possess none of the otter's innate playfulness, agility, or intelligence...luckily for you, you do.
 

skylights

i love
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:rofl1:

WHAT A STRANGE TEST.

Charlemagne the Otter

holla
 

OrangeAppled

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Charlemagne the Otter

21% Brutality, 41% Wackiness, 57% Playfulness, 43% Strength, 88% Kindness, 50% Agility and 68% Intelligence!

Charlemagne the Otter

Charlemagne was King of the Franks from 768 to his death. Today he is regarded not only as the founding father of both French and German monarchies, but also as the father of Europe: his empire united most of Western Europe for the first time since the Romans. Part of Charlemagne's success as warrior and administrator can be traced to his admiration for learning. His reign and the era it ushered in are often referred to as the Carolingian Renaissance because of the flowering of scholarship, literature, art, and architecture which characterise it. Charlemagne's status as an otter was never questioned during his reign. The otter's intelligence, playfulness, sense of humor, and just downright lovableness were all vital in Charlemagne's success. Historians today doubt he would have achieved such greatness as a mere human. You have achieved perhaps the most desirable result possible for this test (but don't tell anyone else that, who may have ended up as Adolph Hitler the Slug, for example). Congrats

:cheese:
 

CloudCuckooLander

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Joseph Stalin the Squirrel

55% Brutality, 59% Wackiness, 65% Playfulness, 57% Strength, 35% Kindness, 43% Agility and 57% Intelligence!


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During the late 1930s, Stalin launched the Great Purge (also known as the "Great Terror"), a campaign to purge the Communist Party of people accused of corruption or treachery; he extended it to the military and other sectors of Soviet society. Targets were often executed, imprisoned in Gulag labor camps or exiled. In the years following, millions of ethnic minorities were also deported. Stalin bided his time as a young squirrel, awaiting the day when his rodent background would be accepted by the Russian people. Eventually, he rose to power despite this handicapp. The squirrel's playful and kind nature was not evident in Stalin, but is surely beneficial to you.
 

Aleksei

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Genghis Khan the Otter

52% Brutality, 41% Wackiness, 57% Playfulness, 57% Strength, 38% Kindness, 71% Agility and 54% Intelligence!

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Genghis Khan was the founder, ruler and emperor of the Mongol Empire, the largest contiguous empire in history. He came to power by uniting many of the nomadic tribes of northeast Asia. After founding the Mongol Empire and being proclaimed "Genghis Khan", he started the Mongol invasions and raids of the Kara-Khitan Khanate, Caucasus, Khwarezmid Empire, Western Xia and Jin dynasties. During his life, the Mongol Empire eventually occupied a substantial portion of Central Asia. Genghis rose to power as an otter, frolicking and practical joking his way to world domination. While historians find it surprising...even shocking, that an otter could rise to such heights of power, Genghis the Otter was himself not surprised in the least. The otter's innate intelligence, mental agility and sense of humor were all vital to Genghis' success, as they surely are to your's.
 

redsox44344

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Idi Amin the Beaver
62% Brutality, 41% Wackiness, 39% Playfulness, 86% Strength, 27% Kindness, 36% Agility and 75% Intelligence!



Idi Amin a Ugandan military dictator and the President of Uganda from 1971 to 1979. His rule was characterised by human rights abuses, political repression, ethnic persecution, extrajudicial killings and the expulsion of Asians from Uganda. The number of people killed as a result of his regime is unknown; estimates from international observers and human rights groups range from 100,000 to 500,000. His ascent to power is still shocking to historians, being that human beings, not beavers, typically govern sovereign states. Yet, the beaver's dependability, hard-working nature, strength and no-nonsense attitude were boons to Amin....as they surely are to you.
 
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