Superheroes!

[Moiety]

Superman could kick his ass, nuff said.

Not with kryptonite nearby.

 

[EcK]

I could never get around the fact that had society ever wanted to get rid of Batman, they just had to put a satellite on him and find his cave. From there I'm sure they could extrapolate, and set some traps. Any superhero that can be felled by a man with a sniper rifle is not a superhero.

I don't care much for the superpowers but the satellite tracking has always bothered me. The guy is ALWAYS saving someone or preventing evil schemes so it's not like they'd have to set up an emergency 'find the bat' gameplan.
Plus just watch tv, a guy hijacks a car, 10 minutes later there are 3 helicopters above him.

 

[wolfy]

I don't care much for the superpowers but the satellite tracking has always bothered me. The guy is ALWAYS saving someone or preventing evil schemes so it's not like they'd have to set up an emergency 'find the bat' gameplan.
Plus just watch tv, a guy hijacks a car, 10 minutes later there are 3 helicopters above him.

You are missing the point. He has the skills and know how. He is on top of the game.

 

[JocktheMotie]

You are missing the point. He has the skills and know how. He is on top of the game.

Superman could learn those skills and know how. Have you ever seen how fast he reads? Face it. Batman is a hack.

 

[wolfy]

Superman could learn those skills and know how. Have you ever seen how fast he reads? Face it. Batman is a hack.

That's funny.

Superman cries himself to sleep at night wishing he could go home.
Face it. Superman is a psychological weakling.

 

[JocktheMotie]

That's funny.

Superman cries himself to sleep at night wishing he could go home.
Face it. Superman is a psychological weakling.

He does? I was under the impression he was the last of an extinct species, spared by his father to live among humans. He channels that loneliness and pain into complete devotion to protecting those around him, because he can.

Batman is most likely the one who falls asleep crying at night, as his parents were murdered in front of him, and he repressed it and takes it out on criminals. He has the tools to get over it and live a healthy life, and create new relationships to fulfill him and improve his life, but he holds on to the rage and pain that he identifies himself with, and is generally self destructive.

 

[wolfy]

He does? I was under the impression he was the last of an extinct species, spared by his father to live among humans. He channels that loneliness and pain into complete devotion to protecting those around him, because he can.

Batman is most likely the one who falls asleep crying at night, as his parents were murdered in front of him, and he repressed it and takes it out on criminals. He has the tools to get over it and live a healthy life, and create new relationships to fulfill him and improve his life, but he holds on to the rage and pain that he identifies himself with, and is generally self destructive.

OK You win. Superman is cool too.

 

[Ginkgo]

 

[ygolo]

I got Dare Devil: http://www.matthewbarr.co.uk/superhero/daredevil.htm

Name: Matt Murdock
Affiliation: None
Origin: Hell's Kitchen, Manhattan (USA)
First appearance: Daredevil #1

 

[Such Irony]

Batman.

 

[wolfy]

Wolverine.

 

[Owlesque]

Batman...

 

[Trunks]

huh? I got a hulk...damn, I'm so tiny than a hulk..

 

[garbage]

Sounds about right

 

[Ene]

I'm Professor X.

 

[Vasilisa]

YOU ARE SPIDERMAN
Name: Peter Parker
Affiliation: None
Origin: New York
First appearance: Amazing Fantasy, 15 Aug. 1962

 

[Wolfie]

Ick I got Superman.

I wanted to get the Hulk!!! I demand a re-test!!!

 

[Norexan]

Name: Robert Bruce Banner
Affiliation: None
Origin: Dayton, Ohio (USA)
First appearance: Incredible Hulk #1

 

[Forever]

Nightcrawler

Name: Kurt Wagner
Affiliation: Excalibur
Origin: Germany
First appearance: X Men, Giant Size#1

 

[Verona]

Professor X

He is my favorite character