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  1. #101
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    Borefest - ISTJ
    27% Extraversion, 33% Intuition, 73% Thinking, 67% Judging



    One word. Boring. Sums you up to a tee. You're responsible, trustworthy, serious and down to earth. Boring. Boring. Boring.
    You play by the rules. You follow tradition. You encourage structure.

    You insist that EVERYBODY do EVERYTHING by the book. Seriously, is there even an ounce of imagination in that little brain of yours? I mean, what's the point of imagination, right? It has no practical value...

    As far as you're concerned, abstract theories can go screw themselves. You just want the facts, all the facts and nothing but the facts.

    Oh. And you're a perfectionist. About everything. You know that the previous sentence was gramattically incorrect and that "gramattically" was spelt wrong. Your financial records are correct to 25 decimal places and your bedroom is in pristine condition. In fact, you even don't sleep on your bed anymore for fear that you might crease the sheets.

    Thankfully, you don't have anyone else to share the bed with, because you're uncomfortable expressing affection and emotion to others. Too bad.

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    Haha, this made me laugh. Just what I needed.
    Between that cigarillo and sticking my finger down my throat to see if I could DT, I feel like puking RN.

    Read my Blog.

  2. #102
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    Loser- INTP
    40% Extraversion, 87% Intuition, 60% Thinking, 40% Judging



    Talked to another human being lately? I'm serious. You value knowledge above ALL else. You love new ideas, and become very excited over abstractions and theories. The fact that nobody else cares still hasn't become apparent to you...
    Nerd's a great word to describe you, and I seriously couldn't care less about the different definitions of the word and why you're actually more of a geek than a nerd. Don't pretend you weren't thinking that. You want every single miniscule fact and theory to be presented correctly.

    Critical? Sarcastic? Cynical? Pessimistic? Just a few words to describe you when you're at your very best...*cough* Sorry, I mean worst. Picking up the dudes or dudettes isn't something you find easy, but don't worry too much about it. You can blame it on your personality type now.

    On top of all this, you're shy. Nice one, wench. No wonder you're on OKCupid! Now, quickly go and delete everything about "theoretical questions" from your profile page. As long as nobody tries to start a conversation with you, just MAYBE you'll now have a chance of picking up a date. But don't get your hopes up.

    I am interested though. If a tree fell over in a forest, would it really make a sound?

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    If you want to learn more about your personality type in a slightly less negative way, check out this.
    Your Analysis (Vertical line = Average)


    You scored 40% on Extraversion, higher than 45% of your peers.


    You scored 87% on Intuition, higher than 97% of your peers.


    You scored 60% on Thinking, higher than 61% of your peers.


    You scored 40% on Judging, higher than 28% of your peers.
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    What is the point of this question?

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    Loser- INTP

    Would you rather drink an entire cup of egg yolk or golden syrup?.
    Egg yolk
    Golden syrup

    I chose egg yolk. Syrup would be too sweet.

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    Pushover - ISFJ

    27% Extraversion, 40% Intuition, 47% Thinking, 60% Judging


    Hah. Nice one. How does it feel to know that you're barely unique? Of all the personality types you could have had, you ended up with the most common in all of America. In a group of 100 Americans, 12.8 of them will be just like you.

    I bet you feel sorry for that one person missing 20% of his body. I bet you want to help him out, don't you? Cause that's what you like to do, isn't it? Help people. You don't want to save the world. You just want to help people out.

    Sound pretty good so far? Sorry, but you're just plain pathetic. You let people walk all over you all the time, because everyone knows that you just can't say "no." When you get time, email me your contact details. It's always good to know where I can find another helping hand.

    What the hell is your problem? GET A LIFE! Stop cleaning other people's houses and go out and have a bit of fun every now and then. Sure, you feel responsible for doing what needs to be done, but sometimes it's just not you who needs to do it.

    You're dependable, predictable and practicaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaa...

    Whoops, that was me falling asleep on the keyboard. You're just not the most fun person. I wouldn't worry too much about it. You can go hang out with your other 12.8 mates, helping out at the soup kitchen together. Woohoo!


  5. #105
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    Loner - ISFP

    27% Extraversion, 47% Intuition, 33% Thinking, 7% Judging

    Loner - ISFP
    Ahh...the sweet serenity. The utter perfection of all creation. The wondrous beauty of nature. The sweet sparrow singing along in the great orchestra we call life...

    WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU? You're the type of person people always love to mock because they don't believe there's anyone ACTUALLY like you.

    Do realise that you ostracise people with your behaviour or is it all subconscious? You're so quiet and reserved it's almost impossible to get to know you well, and when someone finally does, all you want to talk about is grace and beauty and harmony!

    Ugh. Sure, you "genuinely care for others" and all that rubbish, but when it boils right down to the basics you take life far too seriously.

    Throughout the entire test, I bet you were searching for "further clarification and hidden meaning" so that you might improve your pitiful life. And woe and behold if it betrayed your intense values system!

    You need to STOP smelling the daisies. Believe it or not, logic does have a place in this world...imbecile.
    "I don't know a perfect person.
    I only know flawed people who are still worth loving."
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    well, i am shocked. just shocked. and, by shocked, i mean tell me something i don't know. *sniffs armpits* eh, i'm still good.

    Prick- ENTP

    67% Extraversion, 73% Intuition, 87% Thinking, 20% Judging

    People love to hate you, because you love to argue. The strange thing is you probably took that as a compliment. Why, I bet you've already got a witty comeback all lined up ready to throw right back at me.

    What you don't realise is that your inane obsession with debating pisses everyone off. Whatever happened to us all trying to get alone? I mean, you're so annoying people disagree with you for the damn sake of it! NOBODY cares about your abundant opinions. Trust me.

    Believe it or not, but there's more to life than your expansive knowledge and sharp repertoire. When was the last time you showered? Brushed your teeth?

    While you're up in Nevernever land, getting excited over future possibilities and your crazy theories, WE have to put up with your awful stench. I can smell you from here.
    Your personality is ideal for that of a future lawyer and because everyone already hates you, you have nothing to lose.
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  7. #107
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    Tehe...I retook it. I think I got ENTP before.

    Commander - ESTP
    67% Extraversion, 47% Intuition, 87% Thinking, 27% Judging



    It's all about action with you, isn't it? You're outgoing and right to the point. Fast moving, fast talking and often fast spending. Your motto is "Just DO it."
    Wow. You move faster than the Flash on a treadmill. (Yes. I could have thought up something cleverer than that. But honestly, you're just not worth my time.)

    To carry on the superhero theme, you're comparable to the Hulk. Except you're uglier. And you're slightly more intimidating. People flinch when you're around for fear you might exert your dominance and order them to do 50 press-ups.

    Perhaps if you calmed down a little, people wouldn't be so scared of you. Of course, something would have to be done about your face. Is plastic surgery an option?

    This insatiable appetite for action means that you're not exactly into long term commitments. You get bored incredibly quickly and tend to jump in and out of relationships like the Energiser Bunny.

    Eventually you're going to run out of people to bounce to, and you will end up a very lonely and hated individual.

    (It's sort of true. )

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    Would you notice if someone moved your furniture?!
    What kind of question is that?!

    Would you notice if there was a naked woman in the kitchen?
    Would you notice if your pet dog was replaced with a baby monkey?


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    Quote Originally Posted by guesswho View Post
    Would you notice if someone moved your furniture?!
    What kind of question is that?!

    Would you notice if there was a naked woman in the kitchen?
    Would you notice if your pet dog was replaced with a baby monkey?

    You must be really out of it if you didn't notice that, or on some sort of hallucinogenic. "Hmm...I wonder why the couch is so uncomfortable...it feels a lot like the floor!"

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    : )))

    What's wrong with the TV?
    Oh shit...I'm trying to start the microwave with the TV remote again.

    And why is my dog sitting upside down?
    He's kind of warm.
    Oh shit...I think I accidentally put him in the microwave when I was high.

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