The sexual hell test

[BerberElla]

I'm doomed:

HELL LEVEL 3

Raw score: 90%

There's a special place in Hell for you: the basement penthouse. You scored the nastiest possible score on the Sexual Hell Test. You have no sexual restraint whatsoever. You'll take pleasure however you can get it, and my guess is you get it a lot. If for some reason you don't right now, you will soon, as people in your category only tend to spiral down ever deeper into the abyss of carnality and delicious sin. Congratulations.

I, personally, think that this category is the best. Paradoxically enough, sexual liberation and indulgence can only bring you closer to purity.

AVOID: all but level 3 hellions like yourself. You wouldn't want to ruin anyone, now would you?

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And yet the idea of ruining someone else is the most appealing part.

 

[miss fortune]

*joins BerberElla*

Is it worthy of concern that a nice portion of the "would"s I clicked actually would fall into the "I have" category

 

[BerberElla]

*joins BerberElla*

Is it worthy of concern that a nice portion of the "would"s I clicked actually would fall into the "I have" category

Well as your fellow filthy hellmate I would have to say NO.

 

[miss fortune]

to being in the best level of sexual hell!

 

[MacGuffin]

I think most but the morally repressed, religious, and male INTJs will score high here.

My raw score: 86%
Hell Level 3

 

[BerberElla]

to being in the best level of sexual hell!

A penthouse no less.

 

[miss fortune]

we totally need a martini emoticon here

I think, however, that probably 3 of the site's most wicked people took the test first, so results can only go up from here

 

[Amargith]

Hell level 2 for me...guess I won't be joining you ladies

You're just about as deep in sexual hellfire as a person can get. Virtually no urge, however demented, will go ungratified; practically no boundary will go uncrossed. You're probably proud of your adventurousness, and, honestly, you should be. Few people are confident enough to pursue pleasure on their own terms.

Your morals could sink a bit further, sure, but it's likely that you've got a pretty good idea of what you're into and what you would do...above all you're honest with yourself with what you want. If more people were honest with themselves, you'd have a lot more company down in the flames.

AVOID: the lost souls in sexual heaven and (above all) the denizens of sexual purgatory. You don't need any prudes or wishy-washers in your life.

 

[MacGuffin]

we totally need a martini emoticon here

I think, however, that probably 3 of the site's most wicked people took the test first, so results can only go up from here

Who are these evil bastards?

 

[NewEra]

HELL LEVEL 2

Raw score: 62%

 

[miss fortune]

Who are these evil bastards?

not sure, but you should definitley ban them... anyone who's totally degenerate and sinks to level 3!

 

[Lady_X]

HELL LEVEL 1

Raw score: 52%

You're a fallen angel. There's some innocence there, but the sexual dark side has called you and, possibly, is already using you. But you're not evil, just naughty; dirty, but not filthy. You're certainly hellbound, and you'll most likely seek out other imps like yourself to work your wicked will. There might be a moral core inside you, but it's been overtaken by lust.

 

[Mitzy]

76% level 2

 

[PeaceBaby]

I'm slightly corrupted; hell level 1! heehee

"...you're not evil, just naughty" - that sums it up nicely I think!

 

[Biaxident]

HELL LEVEL 3.


Imagine that.

 

[prplchknz]

got level 3

 

[Virtual ghost]

PURGATORY
Raw score: 38%

Purgatorial creature, neither pure nor dirty: I feel for you. Until I learned to accept my own darker instincts, I was once just like you.

You've been known to indulge your devilish urges, but you will also reject them forcefully, and perhaps you feel pulled in two directions at once. Only time will tell which way you go. As people get older they rarely remain in this half-good/half-naughty category. Some settle down and ascend to married and decent bliss. Some follow a more carnal destiny.

In the battle between sexual heaven and hell, you stand in no-man's-land. Good and evil wait on either side. The big question is: which side do you face, and which side do you keep in your rear?

So typical for me. I am on neither side.

 

[INA]

Your result for The Sexual HELL Test ...
HELL LEVEL 2

Raw score: 67%
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There's still some corrupting left to be done.

 

[ajblaise]

HELL LEVEL 3
Raw score: 81%

I thought I'd get level 2, but a lot of those questions aren't even that bad.

 

[GargoylesLegacy]

Hells Bells!
86%, so Level 3.

I already knew I was a Demon anyways. =P