What type of human are you?

[Gewitter27]

Teacher

55% Do-Gooder, 61% Drive and 93% Intellect.
You are a smarty-pants and eager to share your knowledge with others, while still open to absorbing everything in your environment. That is why you are a teacher (and at the same time, a perpetual student). You have above average intelligence and the drive to be effective in your life and the lives of others. You are also a good person who cares about others, but yourself as well, generally not letting people take advantage of you. A teacher is a great thing to be and we need more humans like you in the world.

All human being categories are: Lazy SOB, Rebel w/out a Cause, Evil Mastermind, Henchman, Criminal, Dictator, Frat Boy, Socialite, Philosopher, Stunt Double, Upstanding Citizen, Teacher, Cheerleader, Sister Mary DoGood, Benefactor, Loyal Sidekick, Candy Striper, Goody Two-Shoes.

Hmm? My intellect is higher than 95% of my peers!

 

[Liminality]

A hoomun been.

I's a Teacher: 50% Do Gooder, 52% Drive, and 71% Intellect.

 

[Litvyak]

Teacher, wtf... this test sucked.

 

[Jaguar]

Hmm? My intellect is higher than 95% of my peers!

Clearly, the test is unreliable.

 

[Kanamori]

Goody Two Shoes

You scored 68% Do Gooder, 67% Drive, and 93% Intellect!
Aw, don't be hurt by that. You're a good person...very nice and helpful to others, always lending a hand. Always, always offering to lend a hand, even perhaps when it's not called for. Oh, and is that your raised hand in the air again? Why not let someone else answer next time? But seriously, there should probably be more people like you in the world. Super-smart, driven, and warm-hearted. There would be many less problems in the world if there were more like you, and you should be proud of that. Just don't forget a little 'me' time now and then, you deserve it.

 

[Eye 'n' Teepee]

Your result for The What Type of Human Are You? Test ...

Evil Mastermind
You scored 11% Do Gooder, 6% Drive, and 71% Intellect!

The scary thing about you is your intelligence, because lots of people are cold-hearted or go out and do bad things, but you're the mastermind at the heart of it all. You don't prefer to do things yourself, so you employ others (i.e. manipulate them) to do things for you while you reap the benefits and get away clean if they happen to get caught. You are cold and calculating. You prefer to be left alone to your evil thoughts. I picture you petting an ugly, hairless cat...or putting it in the microwave...

 

[Grungemouse]

Socialite
You like to flit from flower to flower. That's right, I said 'flit.' You are a nice person with a kind heart, even if it does take you a little while to fully trust someone. When you do though, you like to share. And talking is a good suit with you, because you'd rather do that or sit and be entertained, then go out and do something. That's right, you're a bit on the lazy side. And there's nothing too wrong with that as long as you decide to get up and do something when it really matters. As far as the categories on this test goes, a socialite is something to be proud of, but there are better humans, too.

What the crap?

 

[Queen Kat]

Upstanding citizen
You scored 37% Do Gooder, 55% Drive, and 36% Intellect!

You are a lovely person and probably one of the best human beings out there. You care about people, but you also care about yourself. You are intelligent, but not over-the-top. You are resourceful and take pride in helping others, but you're not an annoying 'goody two shoes.' I admire your ability to get out there and do something with your life. You probably think that it's better to do something yourself than to ask someone else and I'm apt to agree. This is one of the best categories you can get so be proud.

 

[Amargith]

Candy Striper
You scored 71% Do Gooder, 55% Drive, and 46% Intellect!

(That's STRIPER, not Stripper) You are a very helpful person indeed, always ready to lend a hand, ear, shoulder, or any other body part that may be required. You are warm and caring, as well as resourceful and effective. You are actually one of the best categories of human beings on this test. You're smart, but not too smart for your own good. I think you could benefit from some self-preservation because you are such an unselfish giver who is willing to help at a moment's notice. Not that that's a bad thing, just make some time for yourself now and then. The world would benefit from more people like you.




Ok...

 

[Little Linguist]

Benefactor​

You scored 71% Do Gooder, 48% Drive, and 68% Intellect!

Where have the Miss Havishams in the world gone to? You are a very intelligent person who enjoys helping others, but you lack the drive to get out there and do things yourself. You're like a benefactor who stays in the background, smiling and giving away your money to charity, which is very nice...but when it comes to doing things for yourself, you're not so indulgent. You should get out in the real world more often...I think you have a lot to offer and you should be reaping the benefits sometimes, too.

Your Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

You scored 71% on Do Gooder, higher than 66% of your peers.

You scored 48% on Drive, higher than 25% of your peers.

You scored 68% on Intellect, higher than 47% of your peers.

 

[Sniffles]

Philosopher
You scored 55% Do Gooder, 48% Drive, and 86% Intellect!

"To be or not to be?" You've probably pondered that before, as well as a million other things. You are well-read and intelligent. You can solve math problems or correct grammatical errors. You're also generally a nice person...but not nice to a fault which is good. I like a little bit of self-preservation. You are, however, a bit on the lazy side. You may know how to do things, when to do them, and why, but you don't really like doing them. You'd rather just sit back and observe life as it goes on around you. With more drive, you could be a rather great human being indeed, but the world needs its philosophers, too.

 

[Thalassa]

Teacher
You scored 61% Do Gooder, 55% Drive, and 96% Intellect!

You are a smarty-pants and eager to share your knowledge with others, while still open to absorbing everything in your environment. That is why you are a teacher (and at the same time, a perpetual student). You have above average intelligence and the drive to be effective in your life and the lives of others. You are also a good person who cares about others, but yourself as well, generally not letting people take advantage of you. A teacher is a great thing to be and we need more humans like you in the world.


Still not as cute as Candy Striper or Sister Mary Do Good

 

[Thalassa]

What?! I get called a Socialite, and an ESFP gets called an Upstanding Citizen? On what planet?

Please kill me now. I must be losing my mind... or else the test writer was out of theirs when they wrote the test.

You're acting like a socialite. A socialite that looks down on Upstanding Citizen ESFPs.

So seems about right, after all.

 

[Southern Kross]

Philosopher

You scored 63% on Do Gooder, 48% on Drive, 68% on Intellect.


Too much drive

 

[Soar337]

Lmao that picture with the baby and the cat was hillarious. Poor cat.

Teacher​

66% Do Gooder

58% Drive

86% Intellect

You are a smarty-pants and eager to share your knowledge with others, while still open to absorbing everything in your environment. That is why you are a teacher (and at the same time, a perpetual student). You have above average intelligence and the drive to be effective in your life and the lives of others. You are also a good person who cares about others, but yourself as well, generally not letting people take advantage of you. A teacher is a great thing to be and we need more humans like you in the world.

 

[swordpath]

Upstanding citizen

You are a lovely person and probably one of the best human beings out there. You care about people, but you also care about yourself. You are intelligent, but not over-the-top. You are resourceful and take pride in helping others, but you're not an annoying 'goody two shoes.' I admire your ability to get out there and do something with your life. You probably think that it's better to do something yourself than to ask someone else and I'm apt to agree. This is one of the best categories you can get so be proud. <---[If you say so...]

 

[Snuggletron]

Socialite

You scored 53% Do Gooder, 30% Drive, and 57% Intellect!
You like to flit from flower to flower. That's right, I said 'flit.' You are a nice person with a kind heart, even if it does take you a little while to fully trust someone. When you do though, you like to share. And talking is a good suit with you, because you'd rather do that or sit and be entertained, then go out and do something. That's right, you're a bit on the lazy side. And there's nothing too wrong with that as long as you decide to get up and do something when it really matters. As far as the categories on this test goes, a socialite is something to be proud of, but there are better humans, too.

this is so me, like OH MAH GOD

what a bunch of boe log na

 

[Thursday]

Goody Two Shoes
76% Do Gooder - 55% Drive - 68% Intellect!

Aw, don't be hurt by that. You're a good person...very nice and helpful to others, always lending a hand. Always, always offering to lend a hand, even perhaps when it's not called for. Oh, and is that your raised hand in the air again? Why not let someone else answer next time? But seriously, there should probably be more people like you in the world. Super-smart, driven, and warm-hearted. There would be many less problems in the world if there were more like you, and you should be proud of that. Just don't forget a little 'me' time now and then, you deserve it.

 

[The Outsider]

Philosopher
You scored 47% Do Gooder, 30% Drive, and 79% Intellect!

"To be or not to be?" You've probably pondered that before, as well as a million other things. You are well-read and intelligent. You can solve math problems or correct grammatical errors. You're also generally a nice person...but not nice to a fault which is good. I like a little bit of self-preservation. You are, however, a bit on the lazy side. You may know how to do things, when to do them, and why, but you don't really like doing them. You'd rather just sit back and observe life as it goes on around you. With more drive, you could be a rather great human being indeed, but the world needs its philosophers, too.

 

[Argus]

Philosopher
You scored 47% Do Gooder, 45% Drive, and 68% Intellect!