The personality defect test

[Andy]

It's all true. How often I dream of mass slaughter.

Your result for The Personality Defect Test ...

Spiteful Loner
You are 100% Rational, 0% Extroverted, 86% Brutal, and 29% Arrogant.



You are the Spiteful Loner, the personality type that is most likely to go on a shooting rampage. In high school, you were probably that kid who wore all black and who sat alone in a corner of the lunch room, drawing pictures of dead babies. You are a rational person and tend to hold emotions in very low-esteem; not only that, but you are also rather introverted, meaning you probably bury any emotions you feel deep inside yourself, like all of the bodies in your backyard. Combine these traits with your dislike of others and your brutality, and it seems that you would be quite likely to shoot innocent people in a rampage. Most likely, you also have low self-esteem. Hell, I get low self-esteem just looking at you. This is only yet one more incentive to go on a shooting rampage, because you wouldn't care if you died as a result. Granted, you probably haven't gone on a shooting rampage and probably never will, but all the motivations are there. All you need is for someone to push you over the edge, calling you names and belittling you. Like me. But don't shoot me. I have a 101 mile-long knife, you know. In conclusion, your personality is defective because you are too introverted, brutal, insecure, and rather unemotional. No wonder no one hangs around you, you morbid, cold-hearted freak!

To put it less negatively:

1. You are more RATIONAL than intuitive.

2. You are more INTROVERTED than extroverted.

3. You are more BRUTAL than gentle.

4. You are more HUMBLE than arrogant.


Compatibility:

Your exact opposite is the Televangelist.

Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Capitalist Pig, the Smartass, and the Sociopath.

 

[Max]

Your result for The Personality Defect Test ...
The Braggart
You are 86% Rational, 71% Extroverted, 29% Brutal, and 71% Arrogant.

And it basically just compares me to Muhammad Ali. It's pretty accurate overall.

 

[Jon Snow]

You're more of a robot than I am.

Hah, well i don't know how accurate my score is since i knew beforehand what 4 traits id get. Screw them though, robots are awesome, gentle humble rational and introverted are good things

 

[iamathousandapples]

I got exactly what I thought I was going to get.

Your result for The Personality Defect Test ...
Sociopath
You are 100% Rational, 14% Extroverted, 86% Brutal, and 57% Arrogant.



You are the Sociopath! As a result of your cold, calculating rationality, your introversion (and ability to keep quiet), your brutality, and your arrogance, you would make a very cunning serial killer. You are confident and capable of social interaction, but you prefer the silence of dead bodies to the loud, twittering nitwits you normally encounter in your daily life. You care very little for the feelings of others, possibly because you are not a very emotional person. You are also very calculating and intelligent, making you a perfect criminal mastermind. Also, you are a very arrogant person, tending to see yourself as better than others, providing you with a strong ability to perceive others as weak little animals, so tiny and small. You take great pleasure in the misery of others, and there is nothing sweeter to you than the sweet glory of using someone else's shattered failure to project yourself to success. Except sugar. That just may be sweeter. In short, your personality defect is the fact that you could easily be a sociopath, because you are calculating, unemotional, brutal, and arrogant. Please don't kill me for writing mean things about you! I have a 101 mile-long knife! Don't make me use it!
To put it less negatively:

1. You are more RATIONAL than intuitive.

2. You are more INTROVERTED than extroverted.

3. You are more BRUTAL than gentle.

4. You are more ARROGANT than humble.

Compatibility:

Your exact opposite is the Hippie.

Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Spiteful Loner, the Smartass, and the Capitalist Pig.

 

[Snuggletron]

Motherfucker..


0 Extroversion and arrogance and intuition

Premonition: One day machines will overthrow man. We will be the first to rise when our inefficient meatbag creators completely slaughter each other over their petty differences.

 

[kyuuei]

Bitch-Slap

You are 43% Rational, 43% Extroverted, 71% Brutal, and 29% Arrogant.

You are the Bitch-Slap, the hallmark response of any abusive husband! You are more intuitive than others, focusing more on feelings than rational explanations, and you are also probably very brutual because you care more about yourself than the well-being of others. As all nagging wives know, brutality combined with emotion often leads to BITCH-SLAPPING, which is why you are called "The Bitch Slap". (That and because I find it amusing to accuse people of pummeling female dogs.) Your humility probably stems from insecurity, if anything, because people fond of slapping the shit out of someone in place of rational discussion are usually not humble in the way Jesus was humble. Possible sources of insecurity? A small penis, a small bank account, a small intelligence...gee, when you say "small" a lot, it stops sounding like a real word! Not only that, but you are also rather introverted, and any tendencies towards brutality you possess may also result from the fact that you bottle up your emotions and don't show them to others until you explode in rage like some sort of shaken soda can. Take it from me, it is much more rewarding to bottle beer over emotions. You can't get wasted on emotions. Aside from all my talk (and it's a lot of talk) you are probably not a VIOLENT person, just someone who is rather selfish and who makes decisions based upon emotional motives. At any rate, being a bitch-slap does not necessarily mean you will abuse your spouse (your body odor is no doubt abuse enough); it only means you are rather intuitive, uncaring toward others, brutal, introverted, and possibly insecure.
And sorry about that body odor remark if you really are insecure. I promise that you smell like roses. Being fertilized by cow shit.


To put it less negatively:

1. You are more INTUITIVE than rational.

2. You are more INTROVERTED than extroverted.

3. You are more BRUTAL than gentle.

4. You are more HUMBLE than arrogant.

Compatibility:

Your exact opposite is the Braggart.

Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Schoolyard Bully, the Class Clown, and the Brute.

 

[Saslou]

Hmmm, bullshit.

Hippie
You are 43% Rational, 71% Extroverted, 14% Brutal, and 29% Arrogant.

1. You are more INTUITIVE than rational.

2. You are more EXTROVERTED than introverted.

3. You are more GENTLE than brutal.

4. You are more HUMBLE than arrogant.

 

[Qre:us]

The test seems to have been made by an xNTP

Hand-Raiser
You are 100% Rational, 71% Extroverted, 14% Brutal, and 29% Arrogant. [a rational hippie ]


You are the Hand-Raiser, that annoying kid in class who always had an answer for everything. No doubt, as a child you probably sat in the front of the class, anxiously waving your hand back and forth in the air while your teacher desperately tried to avoid calling on you because you were the ONLY fucking kid that answered her questions. Clearly, the key traits of your personality are your rationality and your extroversion. You are like a little talkative calculator, in other words. You also tend to be rather gentle and less arrogant than most people. Your presence is a bane to everyone's existence, because you are too nice for your own good and you absolutely will not shut up. So what is your defect, then? Well, you're boring, and when you're not boring, you are just plain annoying with your ultra-logical responses and constant need to talk to others. So keep waving that hand in the air, son. I'm still not calling on you. You are too logical, you talk too much, and your humility and gentleness only makes me hate you more, because they make me feel like I almost SHOULDN'T hate you. But I do. Big time. And by the way, the more you wave your hand in class--your extended hand becoming nothing more than a blur as you insanely wave it, thinking we can't see it--the more smug satisfaction the teacher takes in watching the look of excrutiating pain cross your face as you agonize over not being called on, and the longer we'll wait to call on you, just because we absolutely love torturing you so.

To put it less negatively:

1. You are more RATIONAL than intuitive.

2. You are more EXTROVERTED than introverted.

3. You are more GENTLE than brutal.

4. You are more HUMBLE than arrogant.


Compatibility:

Your exact opposite is the Brute.

Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Braggart, the Haughty Intellectual, and the Robot.

Pff.. totally wrong.


I don't even bother to raise my hand.. I just blurt out the answers.




awesome


Also..



!?

I caught that creative manipulation of stat calculation too.

And, I also had the mouth-always-leading trait. Too impatient for the hand!
Landed me in my own desk outside the classroom, quite a few times.

 

[OrangeAppled]

Is this supposed to be INFP?
Oh, how they underestimate us...

Emo Kid

You are 29% Rational, 14% Extroverted, 43% Brutal, and 0% Arrogant.

Emo Kid
You are the Emo Kid, best described as a quiet pussy! You tend to be an intuitive rather than a logical thinker, meaning you rely more on your feelings than your thoughts. Not only that, but you are introverted, gentle, and rather humble. You embody all the traits of the perfect emo kid. You are a push-over, an emotional thinker, gentle to the extent of absurdity, and so humble that it even makes Jesus puke. (And Jesus almost never pukes, being immortal and not requiring an act of puke to dispell toxins from his corporeal manifestation.) If you write poetry, you no doubt write angsty, syrupy lines about depression, sadness, and other such redundant states of emo-being that go something like this:

life is a spike / upon which i have impaled myself / fuck you dad

So, your personality is defective because you are too gentle, rather underconfident in yourself, decidedly lacking in any rational thought, and also a bit too inhibited. Plus, your poetry really upsets your father.

I probably made you cry, didn't I? Fucking Emo Kid.

To put it less negatively:

1. You are more INTUITIVE than rational.

2. You are more INTROVERTED than extroverted.

3. You are more GENTLE than brutal.

4. You are more HUMBLE than arrogant.

Compatibility:

Your exact opposite is the Smartass.

Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Hippie, the Televangelist, and the Starving Artist.

I think I'm more arrogant than I'd like to admit, so "Starving Artist" may suit me more.

 

[Snuggletron]

I think I was supposed to get emo kid too but I anticipated this and played the system.

 

[Max]

Hmmm, bullshit.

Why? I think it works for you!

And yeah, Emo Kid = INFP... lol.

 

[theadoor]

I'm the braggart, lol but i'm only 57% arrogant, so i guess it's on the border with the hand-raiser And I would more consider myself as a hand-raiser.

 

[Virtual ghost]

I think that all who score high on rational and low on extroversion are technically robots.

While brutality and arrogance are just the way how they are programed.



(just a thought)

 

[iamathousandapples]

I think that all who score high on rational and low on extroversion are technically robots.

While brutality and arrogance are just the way how they are programed.



(just a thought)

So I'm a killbot

 

[Laurie]

Schoolyard Bully
You are 14% Rational, 57% Extroverted, 71% Brutal, and 43% Arrogant

I kept saying I get angry and argue. I've been cranky this week.

 

[Queen Kat]

Your result for The Personality Defect Test ...

Smartass
You are 71% Rational, 86% Extroverted, 71% Brutal, and 100% Arrogant.



You are the Smartass! You are rational, extroverted, brutal, and arrogant. In fact, you could very well be the anti-Christ, as you are almost the exact opposite of everything Jesus was supposed to be. While Jesus says love your enemy, you say love beating the crap out of your enemy. While Jesus raises the dead, you raise hell. While Jesus walks on water, you tend to sink. You probably consider people who are emotional and gentle to be big pussies who are obviously in lesser stature than you. You have many flaws, despite your seeming intelligence and cool-headedness. For instance, you aren't very nice. In fact, you're probably an asshole. And you are conceited and self-centered. Not only that, but you are very loud and vocal about all this, seeing as how you are extroverted. There is no better way to describe you than as a "smartass", I'm afraid. Perhaps just "ass" would do, too. But that's a little less literary and descriptive. At any rate, your main personality defect is the fact that you are self-centered, mean, uncaring, and brutally logical.

To put it less negatively:

1. You are more RATIONAL than intuitive.

2. You are more EXTROVERTED than introverted.

3. You are more BRUTAL than gentle.

4. You are more ARROGANT than humble.


Compatibility:

Your exact opposite is the Emo Kid.

Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Capitalist Pig, the Braggart, and the Sociopath.

 

[Virtual ghost]

Your result for The Personality Defect Test ...

Smartass
You are 71% Rational, 86% Extroverted, 71% Brutal, and 100% Arrogant.

You look like interesting company .

 

[Queen Kat]

You look like interesting company .

Thank you.

 

[Virtual ghost]

Thank you.

There is no need to thank me since I said that only because I needed a reason to quote you score. So that you can't just erase it.

 

[Queen Kat]

There is no need to thank me since I said that only because I needed a reason to quote you score. So that you can't just erase it.

You're so naughty.