Reincarnation Placement Exam

[Wade Wilson]

Early Explorer
62% Intrigue, 49% Civilization, 47% Humanity, 22% Urbanization.

Your answers indicate that you like adventure, whether it be on the high seas or across unexplored lands. And if you like to go exploring, there's a demand for the likes of you -- especially because you're willing do without all the baggage of civilization, a state-subsidized education, and the company of your fellow man. Nope, none of that for you! It seems you to like to be on your own in the wide, wild world.

When you come of age, you can ply the seas in a fine old ship, or trek across virgin territory with a compass and some vague notions. Sure, it's dangerous and uncertain, but it's kind of like being on vacation all the time. Uncomplicated and unfettered, you get to explore and confront the unknowable challenges ahead of you.

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[blanclait]

Dante's Inferno

67% Intrigue, 44% Civilization, 57% Humanity, 51% Urbanization.

Ooh! Bad luck, old chap.

We nearly put you into the Pleasure Dome of Kublai Khan. You missed it by *that* much. Remember, you were graded on a curve, so somebody else nudged you out of that slot.

According to your answers you can handle the crowds, chaos and complications of your new home. You may even find it a bit romantic, in a twisted way. But you don't indicate much ardor for civilization, nor for the folks who build it -- your fellow man. Nor do you seem to care for your fellow man's love of life, spirituality, pleasure and... just plain fun.

So, this is the only place we could really fit you in. Welcome to Hell. We hope that before you arrived, you took advantage of our special, limited-time offer to spend three weeks in Miami Beach. But... that's all over, now.

I know it's crowded, but there's no use complaining. At least it's warm. Here's a shovel. Get to work.




Ok seriously, no matter what test i take, i keep landing in hell. geez... 9th level or somewhat.

 

[GinKuusouka]

Spy

66% Intrigue, 54% Civilization, 64% Humanity, 43% Urbanization.

Live well, ride fast, and die young, baby!



Well, you turned out to be something of a rogue. This may not be exactly the life you wanted... but it's difficult to place people who want to enjoy all the romance and intrigue of civilization, without actually having a demanding job. Besides, since you enjoy the benefits of humanity so much more than you enjoy the press of humanity itself... you shouldn't have much trouble with your role in life. As long as you aren't afraid of danger there's a place for you in society, even if it's a rather dark and wicked place. Your mission, if you choose to accept it, is to fulfill the role of a spy.



The good news: You're free and clever, and you can do whatever the heck you want. The bad news: everybody else is free and clever too, and they're not all on your side.



With the flick of a blade, you can change the course of history. Might be fun. Might be a little messy.

hehe Spies are totally smexy. At least those romanticized, a bit like the one above.

 

[StoryOfMyLife]

It's the Garden of Eden for you!



Well, this is about as cozy and simple as life can get. We hope you like it here. The real estate is not well developed, but the garden is top-flight.



Your answers indicate that you basically want to just coast through life. You don't want any trouble, and you don't want any special privileges either. That's fine with us. It's entirely possible to live a pleasant life without trouble or strife, and Eden is the perfect spot for it, as long as you don't... well...



Just try to behave better than the previous tenants. Evictions can be rough.

 

[Virtual ghost]

What else could it be for me other than this result?
I guess that now it is official.


Result

 

[wolfy]

Garden of Eden

37% Intrigue, 39% Civilization, 52% Humanity, 37% Urbanization.

It's the Garden of Eden for you!



Well, this is about as cozy and simple as life can get. We hope you like it here. The real estate is not well developed, but the garden is top-flight.



Your answers indicate that you basically want to just coast through life. You don't want any trouble, and you don't want any special privileges either. That's fine with us. It's entirely possible to live a pleasant life without trouble or strife, and Eden is the perfect spot for it, as long as you don't... well...



Just try to behave better than the previous tenants. Evictions can be rough.

 

[Night]

Borg Cube

34% Intrigue, 78% Civilization, 43% Humanity, 61% Urbanization

Placing you was easy. According to your answers, you like things civilized, sophisticated, and uncomplicated by things like human nature and adventure.



We have just the thing: A Borg cube. Welcome to The Hive.

A haiku for you:


We Are Without End

Melding Your Distinctiveness

Forever With Ours



Hope you didn't want to be a romantic individual... but we couldn't let that happen, because your answers don't show enthusiasm for human nature and free will. Just settle down, and allow your consciousness to sink deeply into the hive mind. Resistance is futile.

 

[edcoaching]

This is really kinda accurate...

Reclusive Artist

65% Intrigue, 68% Civilization, 50% Humanity, 42% Urbanization.

We think we've found a place for you.



Your answers indicate that you're very fond of the fruits of civilization... for example, education and technology. But, in some twist of irony, you're not too fond of the pressures of civilization... you know, human beings and crowds and working together. We found you a place where you could enjoy an erudite existence, live a life that's intriguing and not entirely secure -- but far from the madding crowd.



Removed from civilization and humanity, yet educated and sophisticated, you'll make the perfect reclusive artist... An eccentric that produces irresistibly attractive masterpieces. Your art will make people swoon, and yet you will despise your audience. Your audience will probably dislike you as well, though they will go on admiring your work. So it all balances out, and your patrons will leave you alone to shape beauty in the wild, dangerous parts of the world where people won't pester you so much. Probably, you will write under a pseudonym, and mutter a lot when a rare admirer comes calling. If you feel really adventurous, you can pursue the role of a political dissident.



As you age, you will grow into the role of an incorrigible curmudgeon.



You artists, you're all the same.

 

[Haphazard]

Deep Space Explorer

61% Intrigue, 73% Civilization, 43% Humanity, 61% Urbanization.

Hmm... You're a tough one to place. Your answers indicate that you like technology and education. You enjoy intrigue, adventure and chaos. You're fine with hard work and civilization. This all bodes well for an interesting, adventurous life.

What makes it difficult, however, is that you don't seem to be much of a 'people person.'

If you were more of a people person, we would have commissioned you aboard the Starship Enterprise. But since you don't care much for the complications of dealing with your fellow man... we have another deep-space mission, more tailored for your tastes... a way for you to enjoy the benefits of high-tech civilization without having to put up with civilization itself. Let's set you up to pursue the solo career of a deep space explorer. You can go ahead and hibernate through the boring parts of your mission, and not worry so much about being a few decades out of touch with your fellows by the time you get home. In fact, you pretty much don't have to deal with people at all, but you can still enjoy a high-flying adventure of a life. Far, far away from the madding crowd, you get to play with your scientific instruments, serve your glorious civilization, and do interesting things with strange discoveries in exotic places.

The career might work out all right. Look what it did for Charlton Heston.

 

[Mondo]

MIDDLE CLASS AMERICA

43% Intrigue, 66% Civilization, 63% Urbanization, 43% Hedonism, 53% Spirituality, 33% Romance.


You were a little difficult to place, but there is a civilization for you. And it comes with all the cable TV a working class hero can eat.



Your answers indicate that you're interested in a peaceful and civilized existence. You like the benefits of civilization and you're willing to pull your own weight, so you will do well in an urban setting. What made your placement difficult for us is this: You seem to be quite fond of humanity as a whole, but you don't necessarily like to deal with them as individuals -- you know, you're not really a people-person. But that's okay! There's an entire civilization set up for working together, and then cocooning into little households at the end of the day. It's called... America.



Well... You're in for a pleasant and predictable life. No adventure for you! Join a union and a bowling league. Enjoy your nuclear family, and give my regards to Norman Rockwell.

 

[nightning]

*rolls on the ground*

Tralfamadorian Messenger

46% Intrigue, 63% Civilization, 57% Humanity, 39% Urbanization.

We had trouble placing you, but finally found just the thing... for someone who adores technology and knowledge, but doesn't care for much else. Intrigue and adventure? Not important to you, evidently. The company of your fellows? Not to your tastes. The bustle and crowd of the city? Not for you. Were it not for your positive attitude toward modern technology, we would have made you a medieval monk and let you live out your days in a quaint little cell, with access to all the books you could possibly want to read. But instead...



You will be a mechanical being, born on a planet where machines have long ago taken completely over and organic life has become extinct. You will be sent as a messenger to the other end of the galaxy with a message of good will -- a journey of approximately 205,125 years.The message reads: "Greetings."



Hello. Goodbye. We hope you have an satisfactory journey.

 

[Ism]

Pyramid Slave.

Oh, goodness.

 

[BerberElla]

Deep Space Explorer

61% Intrigue, 73% Civilization, 43% Humanity, 61% Urbanization.

Hmm... You're a tough one to place. Your answers indicate that you like technology and education. You enjoy intrigue, adventure and chaos. You're fine with hard work and civilization. This all bodes well for an interesting, adventurous life.

What makes it difficult, however, is that you don't seem to be much of a 'people person.'

If you were more of a people person, we would have commissioned you aboard the Starship Enterprise. But since you don't care much for the complications of dealing with your fellow man... we have another deep-space mission, more tailored for your tastes... a way for you to enjoy the benefits of high-tech civilization without having to put up with civilization itself. Let's set you up to pursue the solo career of a deep space explorer. You can go ahead and hibernate through the boring parts of your mission, and not worry so much about being a few decades out of touch with your fellows by the time you get home. In fact, you pretty much don't have to deal with people at all, but you can still enjoy a high-flying adventure of a life. Far, far away from the madding crowd, you get to play with your scientific instruments, serve your glorious civilization, and do interesting things with strange discoveries in exotic places.

The career might work out all right. Look what it did for Charlton Heston.

I got this too. But they're wrong, if I got to be onboard the starship enterprise, I could be a people person, I WOULD be a people person. It's the starship enterprise FFS, you make sacrifices Party party, I can do it.

 

[Virtual ghost]

Is it just me or there is a connection between INTJ type and technology/space exploration.

Interesting.

 

[edcoaching]

I got this too. But they're wrong, if I got to be onboard the starship enterprise, I could be a people person, I WOULD be a people person. It's the starship enterprise FFS, you make sacrifices Party party, I can do it.

rotfl. We could stick together, find at least one other person to eat with in the commissary, volunteer for landing parties...

 

[edcoaching]

Is it just me or there is a connection between INTJ type and technology/space exploration.

Interesting.

Yes.

It's technology.
It's vast nothingness that adds up to infinity.
It's where no one has gone before.
It's you against the universe.
It's also winging it half the time without getting to really test the equipment. Infinite risk, itty bitty living space.

 

[Gamine]

Starfleet Crewperson
59% Intrigue, 78% Civilization, 71% Humanity, 66% Urbanization.



As Mister Spock would say: Fascinating. It seems you've managed to hit the edge of the curve on all metrics. An extraordinary life is almost certain.



According to your answers, you want it all, you want a lot of it, and you're willing to do what it takes to get it! Adventure! Romance! Technology! Challenge! You love civilization. You like people. You love the complications and joys of a big, weird crowd of humans plus lots of other beings wandering into dangerous and complicated corners of the galaxy.



There is an ideal place for you, and you are ideal for it: Welcome to the crew of the starship Enterprise. Captain Kirk would have welcomed you aboard himself, but his head was too big to fit in the landing bay.



SPACE TIME BABY!!

 

[GargoylesLegacy]

Oh Gee, here I go!

Starfleet Crewperson
59% Intrigue, 63% Civilization, 59% Humanity, 55% Urbanization

As Mister Spock would say: Fascinating. It seems you've managed to hit the edge of the curve on all metrics. An extraordinary life is almost certain.

According to your answers, you want it all, you want a lot of it, and you're willing to do what it takes to get it! Adventure! Romance! Technology! Challenge! You love civilization. You like people. You love the complications and joys of a big, weird crowd of humans plus lots of other beings wandering into dangerous and complicated corners of the galaxy.

There is an ideal place for you, and you are ideal for it: Welcome to the crew of the starship Enterprise. Captain Kirk would have welcomed you aboard himself, but his head was too big to fit in the landing bay.

Gee, they make it sound like I LOVE PEOPLE TO DEATH...but I don't. Ah well, the Crew of Starship Enterprise wasn't too big, was it? So okay, I can deal with those few Peeps I guess

 

[colmena]

Oh LOL

The Pleasure Dome of Kublai Khan

44% Civilization, 63% Humanity, 39% Urbanization, 50% Danger, 72% Exoticness, 32% Chaos, 81% Hedonism.

You were a little difficult to place. You want a world that's exotic, but still very civilized and under control. And your answers indicate you don't give a fig for technology, education, urbanization and all the benefits thereof -- but you still have a great fondness for the human beings who tend to pursue these things.



Well, we have something for you that should be something of a treat. You won't get out much. But we don't think you'll mind.



In the Pleasure Dome of Kublai Khan, you are born and bred to serve pleasure all your days. Physically beautiful and mentally geared toward pure pleasure, you will spend your allotted days subjected to all manner of hedonistic play and sensual experimentation. You need never suffer a moment of pain, nor of sobriety. Cuddle up, honey, relax and enjoy yourself.



You kinky pervert.

 

[Kora]

The Starfleet Crewperson.

Yet the colmena's one would be so appealing...