Reincarnation Placement Exam

[jellyfish]

Deep Space Explorer


Hmm... You're a tough one to place. Your answers indicate that you like technology and education. You enjoy intrigue, adventure and chaos. You're fine with hard work and civilization. This all bodes well for an interesting, adventurous life.
What makes it difficult, however, is that you don't seem to be much of a 'people person.'
If you were more of a people person, we would have commissioned you aboard the Starship Enterprise. But since you don't care much for the complications of dealing with your fellow man... we have another deep-space mission, more tailored for your tastes... a way for you to enjoy the benefits of high-tech civilization without having to put up with civilization itself. Let's set you up to pursue the solo career of a deep space explorer. You can go ahead and hibernate through the boring parts of your mission, and not worry so much about being a few decades out of touch with your fellows by the time you get home. In fact, you pretty much don't have to deal with people at all, but you can still enjoy a high-flying adventure of a life. Far, far away from the madding crowd, you get to play with your scientific instruments, serve your glorious civilization, and do interesting things with strange discoveries in exotic places.
The career might work out all right. Look what it did for Charlton Heston.

Funnily enough, going into space is one of my greatest fears.

I got 92% on hedonism

 

[BlueScreen]

Deep Space Explorer

78% Intrigue, 63% Civilization, 53% Humanity, 51% Urbanization.

# 99/100 You scored 78% on Intrigue-overall, higher than 99% of your peers.
# 100/100 You scored 88% on Intrigue-chaos, higher than 100% of your peers

 

[scantilyclad]

Deep space explorer

51% Intrigue, 54% Civilization, 52% Humanity, 51% Urbanization.

 

[ygolo]

Tralfamadorian Messenger

42% Intrigue, 54% Civilization, 53% Humanity, 32% Urbanization.

We had trouble placing you, but finally found just the thing... for someone who adores technology and knowledge, but doesn't care for much else. Intrigue and adventure? Not important to you, evidently. The company of your fellows? Not to your tastes. The bustle and crowd of the city? Not for you. Were it not for your positive attitude toward modern technology, we would have made you a medieval monk and let you live out your days in a quaint little cell, with access to all the books you could possibly want to read. But instead...



You will be a mechanical being, born on a planet where machines have long ago taken completely over and organic life has become extinct. You will be sent as a messenger to the other end of the galaxy with a message of good will -- a journey of approximately 205,125 years.The message reads: "Greetings."



Hello. Goodbye. We hope you have an satisfactory journey.

I guess I'll keep nightning company.

 

[One Day]

Deep Space Explorer

56% Intrigue, 63% Civilization, 42% Humanity, 48% Urbanization.

Hmm... You're a tough one to place. Your answers indicate that you like technology and education. You enjoy intrigue, adventure and chaos. You're fine with hard work and civilization. This all bodes well for an interesting, adventurous life.



What makes it difficult, however, is that you don't seem to be much of a 'people person.'



If you were more of a people person, we would have commissioned you aboard the Starship Enterprise. But since you don't care much for the complications of dealing with your fellow man... we have another deep-space mission, more tailored for your tastes... a way for you to enjoy the benefits of high-tech civilization without having to put up with civilization itself. Let's set you up to pursue the solo career of a deep space explorer. You can go ahead and hibernate through the boring parts of your mission, and not worry so much about being a few decades out of touch with your fellows by the time you get home. In fact, you pretty much don't have to deal with people at all, but you can still enjoy a high-flying adventure of a life. Far, far away from the madding crowd, you get to play with your scientific instruments, serve your glorious civilization, and do interesting things with strange discoveries in exotic places.



The career might work out all right. Look what it did for Charlton Heston.

 

[Mort Belfry]

Reclusive Artist
68% Intrigue, 59% Civilization, 49% Humanity, 32% Urbanization.



We think we've found a place for you.


Your answers indicate that you're very fond of the fruits of civilization... for example, education and technology. But, in some twist of irony, you're not too fond of the pressures of civilization... you know, human beings and crowds and working together. We found you a place where you could enjoy an erudite existence, live a life that's intriguing and not entirely secure -- but far from the madding crowd.



Removed from civilization and humanity, yet educated and sophisticated, you'll make the perfect reclusive artist... An eccentric that produces irresistibly attractive masterpieces. Your art will make people swoon, and yet you will despise your audience. Your audience will probably dislike you as well, though they will go on admiring your work. So it all balances out, and your patrons will leave you alone to shape beauty in the wild, dangerous parts of the world where people won't pester you so much. Probably, you will write under a pseudonym, and mutter a lot when a rare admirer comes calling. If you feel really adventurous, you can pursue the role of a political dissident.



As you age, you will grow into the role of an incorrigible curmudgeon.



You artists, you're all the same.

Did anyone get "Normal Person"?

As in, you will work 9-5 at a job you hate all your life. Eventually you will die. You'll be remembered for maybe fifteen years afterwards.

You scored 79% on Intrigue-exoticness, higher than 96% of your peers.

The fuck does that mean?

 

[Sentura]

Deep Space Explorer
71% Intrigue, 68% Civilization, 44% Humanity, 59% Urbanization.

 

[sade]

Reclusive Artist
53% Intrigue, 73% Civilization, 56% Humanity, 44% Urbanization.

 

[freedom geek]

Borg Cube
41% Intrigue, 93% Civilization, 32% Humanity, 50% Urbanization.



Placing you was easy. According to your answers, you like things civilized, sophisticated, and uncomplicated by things like human nature and adventure.



We have just the thing: A Borg cube. Welcome to The Hive.

A haiku for you:


We Are Without End

Melding Your Distinctiveness

Forever With Ours



Hope you didn't want to be a romantic individual... but we couldn't let that happen, because your answers don't show enthusiasm for human nature and free will. Just settle down, and allow your consciousness to sink deeply into the hive mind. Resistance is futile.

Bah humbug, fails to take into account my libertarianism and strong individualism.

 

[riel]

Pyramid Slave

35% Intrigue, 49% Civilization, 50% Humanity, 47% Urbanization.

You get to be a pyramid slave!



Somebody's got to do it. Evidently, your answers didn't indicate any strong objection to being a worker in a big city, even if it's one too primitive to offer diversion, technology or social pleasures.



For you, it's good, solid work! Job security, an impressive physique, plus all the beer you can drink.



I know, I know, you wanted to be a Pharaoh. No such luck, but if you work hard enough, you can make foreman. You do like to work hard... don't you?

:steam:

 

[LunarMoon]

Starfleet Crewperson

66% Intrigue, 80% Civilization, 66% Humanity, 72% Urbanization.

As Mister Spock would say: Fascinating. It seems you've managed to hit the edge of the curve on all metrics. An extraordinary life is almost certain.



According to your answers, you want it all, you want a lot of it, and you're willing to do what it takes to get it! Adventure! Romance! Technology! Challenge! You love civilization. You like people. You love the complications and joys of a big, weird crowd of humans plus lots of other beings wandering into dangerous and complicated corners of the galaxy.



There is an ideal place for you, and you are ideal for it: Welcome to the crew of the starship Enterprise. Captain Kirk would have welcomed you aboard himself, but his head was too big to fit in the landing bay.

I will create this world.

The danger isn't the color of the shirt remember but not having a name. "Oh no I'm Crewman 6..."

Abrams would disagree. The color of the shirt is very important if only to demonstrate what kind of crew member you are. Then again, any sort of clothing is a wonderful way to express yourself. Red clothing just happens to be a wonderful way of expressing the fact that your morbidly suicidal.

 

[Nyota]

Starfleet Crewperson

61% Intrigue, 63% Civilization, 66% Humanity, 62% Urbanization.

As Mister Spock would say: Fascinating. It seems you've managed to hit the edge of the curve on all metrics. An extraordinary life is almost certain.

According to your answers, you want it all, you want a lot of it, and you're willing to do what it takes to get it! Adventure! Romance! Technology! Challenge! You love civilization. You like people. You love the complications and joys of a big, weird crowd of humans plus lots of other beings wandering into dangerous and complicated corners of the galaxy.


There is an ideal place for you, and you are ideal for it: Welcome to the crew of the starship Enterprise. Captain Kirk would have welcomed you aboard himself, but his head was too big to fit in the landing bay.

 

[Lethe]

Starfleet Crewperson

56% Intrigue, 68% Civilization, 60% Humanity, 54% Urbanization.

As Mister Spock would say: Fascinating. It seems you've managed to hit the edge of the curve on all metrics. An extraordinary life is almost certain.

According to your answers, you want it all, you want a lot of it, and you're willing to do what it takes to get it! Adventure! Romance! Technology! Challenge! You love civilization. You like people. You love the complications and joys of a big, weird crowd of humans plus lots of other beings wandering into dangerous and complicated corners of the galaxy.

There is an ideal place for you, and you are ideal for it: Welcome to the crew of the starship Enterprise. Captain Kirk would have welcomed you aboard himself, but his head was too big to fit in the landing bay.

Somehow, this makes me like my reincarnation placement less.

 

[KDude]

Spy
68% Intrigue, 56% Civilization, 66% Humanity, 44% Urbanization.

Live well, ride fast, and die young, baby!



Well, you turned out to be something of a rogue. This may not be exactly the life you wanted... but it's difficult to place people who want to enjoy all the romance and intrigue of civilization, without actually having a demanding job. Besides, since you enjoy the benefits of humanity so much more than you enjoy the press of humanity itself... you shouldn't have much trouble with your role in life. As long as you aren't afraid of danger there's a place for you in society, even if it's a rather dark and wicked place. Your mission, if you choose to accept it, is to fulfill the role of a spy.



The good news: You're free and clever, and you can do whatever the heck you want. The bad news: everybody else is free and clever too, and they're not all on your side.



With the flick of a blade, you can change the course of history. Might be fun. Might be a little messy.

 

[Phantonym]

Gypsy Camp

51% Intrigue, 51% Civilization, 67% Humanity, 50% Crowded, 21% Busy.

You sing! You dance! You flee from the authorities!

You were a bit difficult to place, because you like civilization and humanity -- but when it comes to work, you don't really fit into the system, the ruts and the rituals, that modern civilization embraces. You like your own ways... your old ways.

We've placed you among a hardy Gypsy family. They'll have you plucking a violin before you can talk, and dancing before you can walk. The road is your home, and your horses are members of your family. You get to wear lots of shiny things.

We expect that you'll have a good life. Even if your people are surrounded by a world where they don't really fit in, they have each other, an oasis of compatibility in an unbalanced world. We know you'll make the most of it!

 

[Donna Cecilia]

Reclusive Artist

59% Intrigue, 59% Civilization, 30% Humanity, 39% Urbanization.

We think we've found a place for you.

Your answers indicate that you're very fond of the fruits of civilization... for example, education and technology. But, in some twist of irony, you're not too fond of the pressures of civilization... you know, human beings and crowds and working together. We found you a place where you could enjoy an erudite existence, live a life that's intriguing and not entirely secure -- but far from the madding crowd.

Removed from civilization and humanity, yet educated and sophisticated, you'll make the perfect reclusive artist... An eccentric that produces irresistibly attractive masterpieces. Your art will make people swoon, and yet you will despise your audience. Your audience will probably dislike you as well, though they will go on admiring your work. So it all balances out, and your patrons will leave you alone to shape beauty in the wild, dangerous parts of the world where people won't pester you so much. Probably, you will write under a pseudonym, and mutter a lot when a rare admirer comes calling. If you feel really adventurous, you can pursue the role of a political dissident.

As you age, you will grow into the role of an incorrigible curmudgeon.

You artists, you're all the same.

 

[Such Irony]

Borg Cube

46% Intrigue, 73% Civilization, 37% Humanity, 52% Urbanization.

Placing you was easy. According to your answers, you like things civilized, sophisticated, and uncomplicated by things like human nature and adventure.

We have just the thing: A Borg cube. Welcome to The Hive.
A haiku for you:

We Are Without End
Melding Your Distinctiveness
Forever With Ours

Hope you didn't want to be a romantic individual... but we couldn't let that happen, because your answers don't show enthusiasm for human nature and free will. Just settle down, and allow your consciousness to sink deeply into the hive mind. Resistance is futile.

Your Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

• 
  You scored 46% on Intrigue-overall, higher than 30% of your peers.
• 
  You scored 39% on Intrigue-danger, higher than 15% of your peers.
• 
  You scored 59% on Intrigue-exoticness, higher than 52% of your peers.
• 
  You scored 33% on Intrigue-chaos, higher than 41% of your peers.
• 
  You scored 73% on Civilization-overall, higher than 90% of your peers.
• 
  You scored 72% on Civilization-technology, higher than 91% of your peers.
• 
  You scored 63% on Civilization-education, higher than 84% of your peers.
• 
  You scored 37% on Humanity-overall, higher than 7% of your peers.
• 
  You scored 33% on Humanity-hedonism, higher than 5% of your peers.
• 
  You scored 40% on Humanity-spirituality, higher than 29% of your peers.
• 
  You scored 35% on Humanity-romance, higher than 14% of your peers.
• 
  You scored 52% on Urbanization-overall, higher than 71% of your peers.
• 
  You scored 41% on Urbanization-crowded, higher than 31% of your peers.
• 
  You scored 69% on Urbanization-busy, higher than 92% of your peers.

 

[ubee0173]

Your result for Reincarnation Placement Exam ...

Gypsy Camp
67% Intrigue, 39% Civilization, 77% Humanity, 70% Crowded, 24% Busy.


You sing! You dance! You flee from the authorities!



You were a bit difficult to place, because you like civilization and humanity -- but when it comes to work, you don't really fit into the system, the ruts and the rituals, that modern civilization embraces. You like your own ways... your old ways.



We've placed you among a hardy Gypsy family. They'll have you plucking a violin before you can talk, and dancing before you can walk. The road is your home, and your horses are members of your family. You get to wear lots of shiny things.



We expect that you'll have a good life. Even if your people are surrounded by a world where they don't really fit in, they have each other, an oasis of compatibility in an unbalanced world. We know you'll make the most of it!

 

[chickpea]

Garden of Eden
42% Intrigue, 49% Civilization, 43% Humanity, 44% Urbanization.
It's the Garden of Eden for you!

Well, this is about as cozy and simple as life can get. We hope you like it here. The real estate is not well developed, but the garden is top-flight.

Your answers indicate that you basically want to just coast through life. You don't want any trouble, and you don't want any special privileges either. That's fine with us. It's entirely possible to live a pleasant life without trouble or strife, and Eden is the perfect spot for it, as long as you don't... well...

Just try to behave better than the previous tenants. Evictions can be rough.

 

[skylights]

Starfleet Crewperson
52% Intrigue, 59% Civilization, 66% Humanity, 50% Urbanization.
As Mister Spock would say: Fascinating. It seems you've managed to hit the edge of the curve on all metrics. An extraordinary life is almost certain.

According to your answers, you want it all, you want a lot of it, and you're willing to do what it takes to get it! Adventure! Romance! Technology! Challenge! You love civilization. You like people. You love the complications and joys of a big, weird crowd of humans plus lots of other beings wandering into dangerous and complicated corners of the galaxy.

There is an ideal place for you, and you are ideal for it: Welcome to the crew of the starship Enterprise. Captain Kirk would have welcomed you aboard himself, but his head was too big to fit in the landing bay.

gypsy camp is pretty tempting though.