Public Relations Campaigner
58% Values, 95% Charisma and 41% Judgment!
"Public-relations specialists make flower arrangements of the facts, placing them so that the wilted and less attractive petals are hidden by sturdy blooms” - A. Harrington
Armed with forked tongue and silver-coated words, you could con a vegetarian into buying a carcass. Fortunately, you can't con the public into voting you into the Presidency. Your closet has just one too many skeletons. Honesty was never very high on your agenda and your inability to make key decisions means you're definitely unfit for the Star-Spangled Crown.
You're much better suited organising the campaign for a prospective presidential candidate, and offering words of "wisdom" to help gloss over certain, shall we say, "issues."
... I'm somewhat offended since I almost NEVER lie, even when it would be a good idea to do so, maybe if I didn't cheat as well things would be different- and if I actually could make decisions!