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    Strongly Ambivalent Ivy's Avatar
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    ATTENTION TYPOLOGY CENTRAL POSTERS!

    Your feminist overlords have reached a consensus with our superior Womyn-brains and will be labeling content deemed TOOL OF THE PATRIARCHY. If a post you have submitted earns this label, here is the procedure you should follow:

    1. Edit your post. Do not remove the content, for it will be used as an example to deter others from submitting similar content.
    2. Your edit should read: "I sincerely apologize for crossing the feminist overlords and I hereby vow never to question the superior Womyn-brain again."
    3. Place the edit at the bottom of your post and DO NOT CHANGE ANY OTHER CONTENT!
    4. After you have edited your post, you will need to perform a purifying ritual to cleanse yourself of the wretched masculinity that led to your offense. The steps in the cleansing ritual are as follows:
    5. Proclaim aloud: "I have offended Womynkind and am ashamed!"
    6. Procure, through legal means and without upsetting any Womyn, a brassiere (a.k.a. the physical embodiment of the concept of a tool of the Patriarchy).
    7. Flagellate yourself with said brassiere.
    8. The brassiere should then be burned in a symbolic gesture of solidarity with Womynkind, to undermine the Patriarchy.

    Thank you for recognizing the superiority of Womynkind. In the future, please refrain from posting patriarchal content that contradicts or offends the Womyn-brain.

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    I for one welcome our new Feminyst overloards.

    EDIT: I sincerely apologize for crossing the feminist overlords and I hereby vow never to question the superior Womyn-brain again.
    Last edited by Qlip; 04-01-2015 at 11:13 AM. Reason: Act of contrition for my debased and inferior male nature.
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    Thank you for concurring with your feminist overlords. The superior Womyn hive-mind approves of your offering. You will be given sex.
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    Although I am not worthy, I accept with tears streaming down my face in limitless gratitude.

    ...I feel like I just re-enacted an episode of Everybody Loves Raymond.
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    Further note- posts that do not question the superior Womyn-brain need not be edited with the apology, but males may elect to perform the cleansing ritual anyway. Ladybonus points for further debasing yourmaleself by posting a video of said ritual.
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    Are you fucking serious? I used to wear the feminist label with some sense of contribution to positive change. Now you've only confirmed what I refused to believe for so long: Feminism isn't about equality, but female supremacy.

    Take the red pill and wake yourself up from this feminazi nightmare.

    EDIT1: This post has been deemed a TOOL OF THE PATRIARCHY. Please commence the procedure.

    EDIT2: I sincerely apologize for crossing the feminist overlords and I hereby vow never to question the superior Womyn-brain again. Love, Hive
    Last edited by Ivy; 04-01-2015 at 11:33 AM. Reason: TOOL OF THE PATRIARCHY
    I FEEL ALRIGHT
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    May the above post serve as an example. Do not cross us, inferior males.
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    Well hey loverly ladies -- who wants ta go for a ride on my bike? *VROOM VROOM*

    *flashing smile*

    EDIT: The above post has been deemed a TOOL OF THE PATRIARCHY. However, since Fred does not actually exist, Fred is exempt from performing the cleansing ritual.
    Last edited by Ivy; 04-01-2015 at 11:40 AM. Reason: TOOL OF THE PATRIARCHY
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    Two more for the fold. Oh, how We love the sight of male degradation.
    ~ g e t f e s t i v e ! ~


    EJCC: "The Big Questions in my life right now: 1) What am I willing to live with? 2) What do I have to live with? 3) What can I change for the better?"
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