ATTENTION TYPOLOGY CENTRAL POSTERS!
Your feminist overlords have reached a consensus with our superior Womyn-brains and will be labeling content deemed TOOL OF THE PATRIARCHY. If a post you have submitted earns this label, here is the procedure you should follow:
- Edit your post. Do not remove the content, for it will be used as an example to deter others from submitting similar content.
- Your edit should read: "I sincerely apologize for crossing the feminist overlords and I hereby vow never to question the superior Womyn-brain again."
- Place the edit at the bottom of your post and DO NOT CHANGE ANY OTHER CONTENT!
- After you have edited your post, you will need to perform a purifying ritual to cleanse yourself of the wretched masculinity that led to your offense. The steps in the cleansing ritual are as follows:
- Proclaim aloud: "I have offended Womynkind and am ashamed!"
- Procure, through legal means and without upsetting any Womyn, a brassiere (a.k.a. the physical embodiment of the concept of a tool of the Patriarchy).
- Flagellate yourself with said brassiere.
- The brassiere should then be burned in a symbolic gesture of solidarity with Womynkind, to undermine the Patriarchy.
Thank you for recognizing the superiority of Womynkind. In the future, please refrain from posting patriarchal content that contradicts or offends the Womyn-brain.