I'm no expert but you have such a cool avatar now I thought I'd answer
Try this page. It's a lot of instructions but it should work. Personally I can't even recall how I did it cause I just set it up once and ticked the box to have it open that way every time. Nice and easy
I'm offended you haven't yet. It's not like you've been asleep or anything.
Now now, gauntlets hidden in a thread will get you no where. I'm following so many threads I just don't see them all. Face me in the chatroom, like a man, and we can have a regular insult-slinging fest going. Now where's my raincrow007 gone. .