Monkeys sexually harassing women? (no, not dating lol) - Page 2

Prometheus · 08-24-2007, 06:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Lateralus

Maybe the monkeys are genuinely interested in the women, but they're too shy to approach, so they resort to rude gestures.

The best solution is to make the place a sex convention.

ptgatsby · 08-24-2007, 06:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Natrushka

It reminds me of something I read about elephants this summer. Scientists say the elephants are suffering stress from loss of habitat and witnessing the slaughter of others elephants and are generally becoming more aggressive, attacking villages, killing people.

That elephant thing was really sad

I remember seeing that on TV.

JAVO · 08-24-2007, 07:36 PM

Sounds like wildlife officials should implement some wildlife diversity training to teach the monkeys how to behave!

Langrenus · 08-24-2007, 07:40 PM

I expect that at least part of this story is exaggeration on the part of the locals

For an example of such exaggeration, see British blamed for Basra badgers

toonia · 08-24-2007, 08:46 PM

Wow that is disturbing and hilarious.

Perhaps the monkeys' gestures and language should be studied so that the problem can be addressed in their own language and on their terms? Maybe the women should gesture back? It might be a way of establishing boundaries or something.

Think like a monkey, walk like a monkey, talk like a monkey...

Metamorphosis · 08-24-2007, 09:16 PM

Necessity has no law.

Show 'em who's boss.

Vicki · 09-27-2007, 04:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Oberon

Distributing a few small-caliber rifles and training the women in their use would solve this problem quickly.

I know, I had this image in my head of, you know, TOMB RAIDER running through the jungle shooting at sexual harrassing monkeys.. that was ruined when it said

"The town has been warned by the Kenya Wildlife Service not to harm or kill any of the monkeys, as it is a criminal offence."

it's like, okay that's weird.. whatever happened to "every citizen has a right to bear arms in defence of himself."? LOL

Vicki · 09-27-2007, 04:42 AM

shoot em all!! HEHE

Zergling · 09-27-2007, 03:20 PM

Hire some men to sexually harass the monkeys back, and hope the monkeys are really homophobic.

Анка · 10-25-2007, 06:59 AM

monkeys are very aggressive and i warn all travellers of this.

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toonia eventually Join Date: Apr 2007 Type: infx Location: desert forest Posts: 2,485	Wow that is disturbing and hilarious. Perhaps the monkeys' gestures and language should be studied so that the problem can be addressed in their own language and on their terms? Maybe the women should gesture back? It might be a way of establishing boundaries or something. Think like a monkey, walk like a monkey, talk like a monkey... __________________ a quiet passenger who passed the time looking out the window enjoying this new view of the woods billy collins Ni=Ne=Fi>Te=Ti=Fe>Si>Se

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Metamorphosis 5w6 ^8 Join Date: May 2007 Type: INTJ Location: TEXAS! the state formerly known as a country Posts: 2,861	Necessity has no law. Show 'em who's boss. __________________ The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation. - Henry David Thoreau Truths are a useless fiction. - Nietzsche Reason is, and ought only to be the slave of the passions, and can never pretend to any other office than to serve and obey them. - David Hume "I am free, no matter what rules surround me. If I find them tolerable, I tolerate them; if I find them too obnoxious, I break them. I am free because I know that I alone am morally responsible for everything I do."

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08-24-2007, 07:36 PM	#13 (permalink)
JAVO Heading to my cabin Join Date: Apr 2007 Type: NP Location: Ohio Posts: 2,259	Sounds like wildlife officials should implement some wildlife diversity training to teach the monkeys how to behave!

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Zergling Banned Join Date: Apr 2007 Type: INTx Location: Champaign, Ill Posts: 1,378	Hire some men to sexually harass the monkeys back, and hope the monkeys are really homophobic.

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Анка Banned Join Date: Oct 2007 Type: INFP Posts: 16	monkeys are very aggressive and i warn all travellers of this.

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