ENTP:
Freedom of speech is revoked from the constitution. Voicing your opinion in any way is now illegal.
OMG NO! That would bloody fucking destroy my dream of becoming an attorney.
ENTJ:
Somebody is wrong, and they’re directing a large group of people! You can’t do anything about it and will have to obey whatever inefficient policies they decide to implement.
WHY? Why would anyone ever want to do this to me?
I would aggressively criticize any bad decision the director did.
Also, there's nothing I hate more about humans than when they're wrong.
ESTP:
You are completely paralyzed, lacking even the ability to speak.
Kill me guys. If this ever happened, I beg you, kill me.
INTJ:
Every time you open your mouth to say something intelligent, something entirely idiotic comes out instead.
That would be terrible, especially in court! It could be exploited, though, by writing what you want to say on a piece of paper.
INFP:
Your deepest thoughts and feelings are exposed to a large audience and everyone thinks that you’re pathetic and unoriginal.
That would only be terrible for tge sake of everyone knowing what I think. If a normal person would know what I think he'd call me a psychopathic genius.
INTP:
You are eternally condemned to researching an extremely vapid topic using wildly inaccurate methods, mostly involving interviewing people who have no idea what they’re talking about.
Fuck condemption! Fuck authority. I'd get out of the country and become a hermit in japan. Nobody has the right to do this to me, not even Obama.
ENFP:
Every minute of the rest of your life has been scheduled for you – and it’s a long series of arbitrary, solitary tasks.
That sucks...
That's why I prefer being a defense attorney over being a prosecution lawyer. The defense attorney has a by far more spontaneous schedule.
ISFP:
You have to listen to rude people criticizing your personal choices, your appearance and your art form all day long. Nobody cares that they’re hurting your feelings.
I would probably go postal if this happened...