How to make [type] love you forever

[ThatGirl]

It was a joke. Now that it failed, I'll try and participate.

Females

INFP/ENTP: Organize their ideas or dig into them.

Males
XXXX: Apply firm pressure to genitals.

agreed

and

 

[Thursday]

ENTJ: "I'm your slave and I swear to you absolute obedience."

thats what i want to tell someone - no wonder i love them so
its the Kabuto-Orochimaru dynamic
damn i miss her sway

 

[Jack Flak]

ESFJ: "I'm a lawyer/doctor and my parents own General Motors."

 

[SillySapienne]

ESFJ: "I'm a doctor"

Lulz, that's how my INTP dad bagged my ESFJ mom, for realz!!!

 

[Jack Flak]

ENFP: Change your type daily so they always have someone new and interesting to interact with.

 

[Jack Flak]

INFJ: Give your house and belongings to a homeless family; live in a cave in the forest.

 

[SillySapienne]

ENFP: Change your type daily so they always have someone new and interesting to interact with.

Pfft, how about being a genuinely interesting, and multi-layered individual.

The more complex a person is, the longer my attention will be anchored, obviously.

:rolli:

 

[ThatGirl]

ENFJ pretend what they are saying makes the most sense ever

 

[ThatGirl]

ESTP spank them then ignore them

 

[ThatGirl]

INTP make them feel popular

 

[SillySapienne]

ENFJ pretend what they are saying makes the most sense ever

Nah.

ESTP spank them then ignore them

Huh?

 

[Jack Flak]

INTP: Don't take everything seriously.

I hate to have to inform you, CC, that this thread has been rather jovial and is not meant to be a perfectly accurate tool in understanding humanity.

 

[ThatGirl]

hypothetical spank



ENTJ make them feel worthless and incompitent

 

[SillySapienne]

ENFJ make them feel popular

INTP pretend what they are saying makes the most sense ever

Fixed!!!

 

[ThatGirl]

INFP make that look where the corners of your outer eye goes down while the eyebrows go up and tilt your head to the side when they speak

 

[SillySapienne]

INTP: Don't take everything seriously.

I hate to have to inform you, CC, that this thread has been rather jovial and is not meant to be a perfectly accurate tool in understanding humanity.

Lulz, take your own advice, kid.

 

[Jack Flak]

Lulz, take your own advice, kid.

Yes it was me. I'm the one posting the "huh?" emoticon after every post. I will be silly from now on. I promise.

 

[Lady_X]

Yes it was me. I'm the one posting the "huh?" emoticon after every post. I will be silly from now on. I promise.

so...what exactly is your dream job jack...

 

[Venom]

ENTJ: "I'm your slave and I swear to you absolute obedience."

ENTJ: "I want you to dominate every fact of everything ever...before, now and forever...."

so...what exactly is your dream job jack...

that *thing*...just.. {shiver}....what is ...er um...*it* ?

 

[Jack Flak]

so...what exactly is your dream job jack...

Smiley Assassin.