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How to make [type] love you forever

Jack Flak

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I thought this would be a fun thread. It's self-explanatory.

I'll start with my INTP diagnosis:

Knock on his door out of the blue, and offer him his dream job.
 

Anja

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May 2, 2008
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INFP
INFP: tell him he has a beautiful aura.

ISTJ: Offer to grease all three of his chain saws.
 

Jack Flak

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type
ENFP: Step on her cat and laugh. Wait, this isn't the "H8 u forever" thread, I'm sorry. Someone else pls.
 

Bella

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I thought this would be a fun thread. It's self-explanatory.

I'll start with my INTP diagnosis:

Knock on his door out of the blue, and offer him his dream job.


And I thought I was dull...:rolli:
 

SillySapienne

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ENFP
Enneagram
4w5
XXTX: Tell him he is the smartest guy you know, and then bat your lashes and give him a look of :wub:
 
V

violaine

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INFJ - be the underdog or let me cry on your shoulder.

(Edited due to over-seriousness :doh:)
 

ThatsWhatHeSaid

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MBTI Type
INTP
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5w4
It was a joke. Now that it failed, I'll try and participate.

Females
XNTJ: Be silly and clever.
ISTJ: Hold their planner as ransom.
ESFJ: Be deep and sociable. And Jewish. (In my experience.)
INTP: Tell them you find their awkwardness charming.
INFP/ENTP: Organize their ideas or dig into them.

Males
XXXX: Apply firm pressure to genitals.
 

Jack Flak

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ESFP: Be perfect (This is difficult), and pretend like they have no weaknesses.
 

Harlow_Jem

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Apr 18, 2008
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MBTI Type
eNTJ
Enneagram
8w9
INTJ: tell them, "I love the way your mind works even more than I love how beautiful you are"
 

Mort Belfry

Rats off to ya!
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Jan 12, 2008
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MBTI Type
INTP
XXXX: Say nice things, be a decent person, help them out from time to time, make them sandwiches, buy them alcohol and let them perform any sexual act on you they want.
 

Kora

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ENTP
ENTJ: "I'm your slave and I swear to you absolute obedience."
 
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