Things I've learned from this:
Mountain Dew has the most caffeine in it out of any regular brand soda
Barqs is the only caffeinated root beer.
That's highly unlikely. Unless of course, you were making bathroom stops every 10 minutes... the human body is only supposed to hold a half a liter or so at a time. If we break down from your proposed 14 liters a day, 24 hours leaves you with 583 ml per hour. I don't have any stats on how fast that sort of thing moves through your body, but I imagine you would be spending the majority of your time flushing the superbowl.
What's the point if neither of them wins? Or do they both win? Or am I giving far too much credit to the programmers of a few interpreted pixels?
Not interested in the illegal drugs. I have zero desire to alter my mind, so to speak. Caffeine is useless for me, does nothing for keeping me awake. I've had multiple family members die from lung cancer caused by tobacco, so it's an automatic no. Alcohol is fine, although getting drunk isn't something I'm interested in doing often...
"How dreadful!" cried Lord Henry. "I can stand brute force, but brute reason is quite unbearable. There is something unfair about its use. It is hitting below the intellect." ~ Oscar Wilde - The picture of Dorian Gray
No illegal drugs yet. Just haven't gotten around to it. The only time I've been around people with weed, it was out in the open in a park and I was too paranoid - wouldn't have enjoyed it.
Now, if we want to talk about caffeine, I am pretty much off the scale. At least two large cups of coffee per day (guess that'd translate to like 4 or 5 coffee cups worth) or at least two cups of diet Sunkist. I'm trying to wean myself off the diet drinks and on to coffee though. If I don't get caffeine by like 12pm, I can guarantee you it will be an AWFUL day. Headaches...it's like some kind of hangover.