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    Default What a typical date looks like with each type

    INFJ: I'm a vegan and the illuminati exists. You can do anything you want to me by the way.
    ENFJ: I'M ENTHUSIASTIC!! PEOPLE!! LOVE!!
    ENFP: I live in a sparkly magical world that looks like my little pony. In my world I already have an ideal version of what my relationships should look like. This is more of a casting call than a date.
    INFP: I like to cosplay and I'm really weird and I don't even live in the same dimension as you. But I'm really kinky. Also I want to be a kindergarten teacher.
    ISTJ: I'm basically a robot. Are you impressed with how clean I am?
    ESTJ: Would you like to clean stuff for our date? By the way I'm an asshole.
    ISFJ: I like to have fun - within the confines of rules. Please no jay walking.
    ESFJ: My whole life is my family and my many jobs. I care too much about social status and birthdays.
    ESTP: Lets make this date quick I got another date in an hour.
    ISTP: I like you today but I don't know about later. I'm more secretive than a spy organization good luck trying to understand me.
    ESFP: I like travel, music, dancing, selfies. I'm basically a variation of miley cyrus.
    ISFP: I like art, photography, writing, fashion, game of thrones, food. I have no marketable skills that actually make money so please make more money than me.
    INTP: Do you like sonic the hedgehog?
    ENTP: Do you like magic? What about arguing?
    INTJ: I am a prominent member of many internet forums. Also SCIENCE.
    ENTJ: I am ambitious and I have many plans for the future. I probably make more money than you.

    edit: changed the enfp one
    Last edited by badger055; 04-13-2014 at 01:42 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by badger055 View Post
    INFJ: I'm a vegan and the illuminati exists. You can do anything you want to me by the way.
    ENFJ: I'M ENTHUSIASTIC!! PEOPLE!! LOVE!!
    ENFP: I like to travel. That's my whole personality.
    INFP: I like to cosplay and I'm really weird and I don't even live in the same dimension as you. But I'm really kinky. Also I want to be a kindergarten teacher.
    ISTJ: I'm basically a robot. Are you impressed with how clean I am?
    ESTJ: Would you like to clean stuff for our date? By the way I'm an asshole.
    ISFJ: I like to have fun - within the confines of rules. Please no jay walking.
    ESFJ: My whole life is my family and my many jobs. I care too much about social status and birthdays.
    ESTP: Lets make this date quick I got another date in an hour.
    ISTP: I like you today but I don't know about later. I'm more secretive than a spy organization good luck trying to understand me.
    ESFP: I like travel, music, dancing and taking photos. I'm basically a variation of miley cyrus.
    ISFP: I like art, photography, writing, fashion, game of thrones, food. I have no marketable skills that actually make money so please make more money than me.
    INTP: Do you like sonic the hedgehog?
    ENTP: Do you like magic? What about arguing?
    INTJ: I am a prominent member of many internet forums. Also SCIENCE.
    ENTJ: I am ambitious and I have many plans for the future. I probably make more money than you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by badger055 View Post
    ISFP: I like art, photography, writing, fashion, game of thrones, food. I have no marketable skills that actually make money so please make more money than me.

    Creepy accurate.
    I actually just started watching Game of Thrones a few days ago too...

    The having no marketable skills part is painfully true.Why can't I just get rich by sitting here?

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    Quote Originally Posted by badger055 View Post
    ISTJ: I'm basically a robot. Are you impressed with how clean I am?
    I'm not going to claim dates with me are the bee's knees, but they don't involve me trying to prove how much of a robot I am. Or cleaning (cleaning up after the meal?)
    You can't spell "justice" without ISTJ.

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    yeah
    In no likes experiment.

    that is all

    i dunno what else to say so

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cimarron View Post
    I'm not going to claim dates with me are the bee's knees, but they don't involve me trying to prove how much of a robot I am. Or cleaning (cleaning up after the meal?)
    Too bad robots don't come installed with a sense of humour.

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    Quote Originally Posted by badger055 View Post
    Too bad robots don't come installed with a sense of humour.
    Then consider that your penalty for this thread.

    Maybe hell is ISTJs.
    You can't spell "justice" without ISTJ.

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    Quote Originally Posted by badger055 View Post
    Too bad robots don't come installed with a sense of humour.
    *humor module actuated*

    ha ha ha

    ha ha ha

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    Well, crap. Maybe I'm not an INFJ. I like a nice rare steak and I am not a Sub. I don't know if the Illuminati exists. I mean, I think rich people have way too much political power, but I am not sure they are that organized and unified. Wouldn't they have competing interests at least part of the time?
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    ENFJ: I'M ENTHUSIASTIC!! PEOPLE!! LOVE!!

    That would be ENFP.

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