[MBTI General] What a typical date looks like with each type

[badger055]

INFJ: I'm a vegan and the illuminati exists. You can do anything you want to me by the way.
ENFJ: I'M ENTHUSIASTIC!! PEOPLE!! LOVE!!
ENFP: I live in a sparkly magical world that looks like my little pony. In my world I already have an ideal version of what my relationships should look like. This is more of a casting call than a date.
INFP: I like to cosplay and I'm really weird and I don't even live in the same dimension as you. But I'm really kinky. Also I want to be a kindergarten teacher.
ISTJ: I'm basically a robot. Are you impressed with how clean I am?
ESTJ: Would you like to clean stuff for our date? By the way I'm an asshole.
ISFJ: I like to have fun - within the confines of rules. Please no jay walking.
ESFJ: My whole life is my family and my many jobs. I care too much about social status and birthdays.
ESTP: Lets make this date quick I got another date in an hour.
ISTP: I like you today but I don't know about later. I'm more secretive than a spy organization good luck trying to understand me.
ESFP: I like travel, music, dancing, selfies. I'm basically a variation of miley cyrus.
ISFP: I like art, photography, writing, fashion, game of thrones, food. I have no marketable skills that actually make money so please make more money than me.
INTP: Do you like sonic the hedgehog?
ENTP: Do you like magic? What about arguing?
INTJ: I am a prominent member of many internet forums. Also SCIENCE.
ENTJ: I am ambitious and I have many plans for the future. I probably make more money than you.

edit: changed the enfp one

 

[1487610420]

INFJ: I'm a vegan and the illuminati exists. You can do anything you want to me by the way.
ENFJ: I'M ENTHUSIASTIC!! PEOPLE!! LOVE!!
ENFP: I like to travel. That's my whole personality.
INFP: I like to cosplay and I'm really weird and I don't even live in the same dimension as you. But I'm really kinky. Also I want to be a kindergarten teacher.
ISTJ: I'm basically a robot. Are you impressed with how clean I am?
ESTJ: Would you like to clean stuff for our date? By the way I'm an asshole.
ISFJ: I like to have fun - within the confines of rules. Please no jay walking.
ESFJ: My whole life is my family and my many jobs. I care too much about social status and birthdays.
ESTP: Lets make this date quick I got another date in an hour.
ISTP: I like you today but I don't know about later. I'm more secretive than a spy organization good luck trying to understand me.
ESFP: I like travel, music, dancing and taking photos. I'm basically a variation of miley cyrus.
ISFP: I like art, photography, writing, fashion, game of thrones, food. I have no marketable skills that actually make money so please make more money than me.
INTP: Do you like sonic the hedgehog?
ENTP: Do you like magic? What about arguing?
INTJ: I am a prominent member of many internet forums. Also SCIENCE.
ENTJ: I am ambitious and I have many plans for the future. I probably make more money than you.

 

[LadyLazarus]

ISFP: I like art, photography, writing, fashion, game of thrones, food. I have no marketable skills that actually make money so please make more money than me.

Creepy accurate.
I actually just started watching Game of Thrones a few days ago too...

The having no marketable skills part is painfully true.Why can't I just get rich by sitting here?

 

[Cimarron]

ISTJ: I'm basically a robot. Are you impressed with how clean I am?

I'm not going to claim dates with me are the bee's knees, but they don't involve me trying to prove how much of a robot I am. Or cleaning (cleaning up after the meal?)

 

[prplchknz]

yeah

 

[badger055]

I'm not going to claim dates with me are the bee's knees, but they don't involve me trying to prove how much of a robot I am. Or cleaning (cleaning up after the meal?)

Too bad robots don't come installed with a sense of humour.

 

[Cimarron]

Too bad robots don't come installed with a sense of humour.

Then consider that your penalty for this thread.

Maybe hell is ISTJs.

 

[WALMART]

Too bad robots don't come installed with a sense of humour.

*humor module actuated*

ha ha ha

ha ha ha

 

[cafe]

Well, crap. Maybe I'm not an INFJ. I like a nice rare steak and I am not a Sub. I don't know if the Illuminati exists. I mean, I think rich people have way too much political power, but I am not sure they are that organized and unified. Wouldn't they have competing interests at least part of the time?

 

[ndovjtjcaqidthi]

ENFJ: I'M ENTHUSIASTIC!! PEOPLE!! LOVE!!

That would be ENFP.

 

[animenagai]

I'm really not all that well travelled outside of the holidays I had as a child, travelling around Asia (which is where I lived).

This is pretty funny though. Time to find some INFX's (not that I wasn't already).

ENFJ: I'M ENTHUSIASTIC!! PEOPLE!! LOVE!!

That would be ENFP.

Yeeep.

 

[Forever_Jung]

INFP: I like to cosplay and I'm really weird and I don't even live in the same dimension as you. But I'm really kinky. Also I want to be a kindergarten teacher.

Chop busted, fellow adult, chop busted.

 

[Coriolis]

INTJ: I am a prominent member of many internet forums. Also SCIENCE.

Internet forum participation is the least of the accomplishments/activities I would mention, assuming I trusted the other person with information about myself at all.

 

[badger055]

I'm really not all that well travelled outside of the holidays I had as a child, travelling around Asia (which is where I lived).

To be honest I haven't had much experience with ENFPs in real life for some reason. They must know to avoid me somehow. Probably scared.

Internet forum participation is the least of the accomplishments/activities I would mention, assuming I trusted the other person with information about myself at all.

Always lead with internet forum participation it turns people on.

 

[Stephano]

ENFJ: I'M ENTHUSIASTIC!! PEOPLE!! LOVE!!

That would be ENFP.

Only the first one. We're more cynical than we like to admit.

 

[ndovjtjcaqidthi]

Only the first one. We're more cynical than we like to admit.

Yeah, but if you're going by dumb stereotypes.. Which is the entire basis of this thread.

 

[Lady_X]

enfp needs more psychoanalysis

 

[Stephano]

Yeah, but if you're going by dumb stereotypes.. Which is the entire basis of this thread.

It is, why is it that ENFPs are always associated with So subtype. People are only good against boredom.

How did it come that you're in the extro-club as well?

 

[ndovjtjcaqidthi]

How did it come that you're in the extro-club as well?

I might just be one, not sure.

 

[Rasofy]

Sonic sucks, but I once had a pretty good conversation about Final Fantasy with an INTP female.

Didn't get laid though. Go figure...