[MBTI General] Types in a Horror Movie

[HongDou]

Saw it on Tumblr. Something tells me it was written by a self-typed ENTP or INFJ but I find it funny.

ISTJ: The one in denial that there’s actually a killer
ISFJ: The one who calls out “Who’s there?” as if the killer will answer
ESTJ: The one who tries to tell everyone else what to do
ESFJ: The one who screams at everything
ISTP: The one who finds a really good hiding place
ISFP: The one who dies first
ESTP: The one wondering around without a flashlight
ESFP: The one who tries to hook up with the killer
INFJ: The one who knows what’s going on but no one will listen to them
ENFJ: The one who keeps saying “It’ll be ok” even though they don’t believe it
INFP: The one who sacrifices themselves
ENFP: The one who figures out who the killer is a little too late
INTJ: The one who everyone thinks is the killer
ENTJ: The one who tries to fight back but ends up dead
INTP: The one who created the monster
ENTP: The one who makes it until the end

RIP in peace [MENTION=13147]senza tema[/MENTION].

Feel free to come up with your own.

PS: I have to add a thread prefix? Lame!

 

[Eugene Watson VIII]

The INFP one I get, dying for a cause worth dying for.

The INTJ one's pretty funny. But why does the ENTP survive? :S

 

[LadyLazarus]

Saw it on Tumblr. Something tells me it was written by a self-typed ENTP or INFJ but I find it funny.

ISTJ: The one in denial that there’s actually a killer
ISFJ: The one who calls out “Who’s there?” as if the killer will answer
ESTJ: The one who tries to tell everyone else what to do
ESFJ: The one who screams at everything
ISTP: The one who finds a really good hiding place
ISFP: The one who dies first
ESTP: The one wondering around without a flashlight
ESFP: The one who tries to hook up with the killer
INFJ: The one who knows what’s going on but no one will listen to them
ENFJ: The one who keeps saying “It’ll be ok” even though they don’t believe it
INFP: The one who sacrifices themselves
ENFP: The one who figures out who the killer is a little too late
INTJ: The one who everyone thinks is the killer
ENTJ: The one who tries to fight back but ends up dead
INTP: The one who created the monster
ENTP: The one who makes it until the end

RIP in peace [MENTION=13147]senza tema[/MENTION].

Feel free to come up with your own.

PS: I have to add a thread prefix? Lame!

Fuuuuuuu

 

[HongDou]

Fuuuuuuu

RIP in peace

The INFP one I get, dying for a cause worth dying for.

The INTJ one's pretty funny. But why does the ENTP survive? :S

I really didn't get that one, so that's why I think the writer typed as ENTP.

 

[Coriolis]

The INFP one I get, dying for a cause worth dying for.

The INTJ one's pretty funny. But why does the ENTP survive? :S

I was expecting INTJ to be the one who really is the killer.

 

[LadyLazarus]

I was expecting INTJ to be the one who really is the killer.

Too predictable, ESFJ should've been the killer.

 

[Eugene Watson VIII]

Too predictable, ESFJ should've been the killer.

Doesn't make sense

 

[LadyLazarus]

Doesn't make sense

Exactly.

 

[Coriolis]

Too predictable, ESFJ should've been the killer.

The list is based on stereotypes, and stereotypes are predictable.

 

[HongDou]

[MENTION=20868]LadyLazarus[/MENTION] you should try making the most unconventional list possible including explanations of how each type would play out in each role.

 

[011235813]

Saw it on Tumblr. Something tells me it was written by a self-typed ENTP or INFJ but I find it funny.

ISTJ: The one in denial that there’s actually a killer
ISFJ: The one who calls out “Who’s there?” as if the killer will answer
ESTJ: The one who tries to tell everyone else what to do
ESFJ: The one who screams at everything
ISTP: The one who finds a really good hiding place
ISFP: The one who dies first
ESTP: The one wondering around without a flashlight
ESFP: The one who tries to hook up with the killer
INFJ: The one who knows what’s going on but no one will listen to them
ENFJ: The one who keeps saying “It’ll be ok” even though they don’t believe it
INFP: The one who sacrifices themselves
ENFP: The one who figures out who the killer is a little too late
INTJ: The one who everyone thinks is the killer
ENTJ: The one who tries to fight back but ends up dead
INTP: The one who created the monster
ENTP: The one who makes it until the end

RIP in peace [MENTION=13147]senza tema[/MENTION].

Feel free to come up with your own.

PS: I have to add a thread prefix? Lame!

Pfft. Everyone knows that the ENTP will be the first to die. Not at the hands of the killer but because of their complete lack of common sense or because they annoy the group so much that they decide to bump the ENTP off.

ENFP is also more likely to try to hook up with the killer than ESFP.

 

[HongDou]

ENFP is also more likely to try to hook up with the killer than ESFP.

Hey, turn it into a horror comedy. ENFP hooks up with the INTJ killer. They run off to safety while everyone else is abandoned on the island.

 

[Arctic Hysteria]

Saw it on Tumblr. Something tells me it was written by a self-typed ENTP or INFJ but I find it funny.

ISTJ: The one in denial that there’s actually a killer
ISFJ: The one who calls out “Who’s there?” as if the killer will answer
ESTJ: The one who tries to tell everyone else what to do
ESFJ: The one who screams at everything
ISTP: The one who finds a really good hiding place
ISFP: The one who dies first
ESTP: The one wondering around without a flashlight
ESFP: The one who tries to hook up with the killer
INFJ: The one who knows what’s going on but no one will listen to them
ENFJ: The one who keeps saying “It’ll be ok” even though they don’t believe it
INFP: The one who sacrifices themselves
ENFP: The one who figures out who the killer is a little too late
INTJ: The one who everyone thinks is the killer
ENTJ: The one who tries to fight back but ends up dead
INTP: The one who created the monster
ENTP: The one who makes it until the end

RIP in peace [MENTION=13147]senza tema[/MENTION].

Feel free to come up with your own.

PS: I have to add a thread prefix? Lame!

I'm happy with that.
Why ISFP die first? I thought it is ESFP who'd try to hook up with the killer and die first.