My penis is about 13 in...oh wait this is an IQ thread...ahem.
I've never taken a "real" IQ test, and probably won't, unless someone else pays for it and drives me to the testing place. I have taken several online IQ tests, which I put pretty much zero stock in, and score generally above average or in the gifted range. Numerically, 125-145. I've also taken tests for specific intelligences (spatial pattern, number pattern, verbal, etc), and have scored from flat average to utter pwnage.