I meant to give some kind of assessment of your analysis, @superunknown, but that would now require reading through all the stuff the INTJs have said to make sure I wasn't being redundant and I'm just not that invested.
I will say that I found it funny that they piled on in the way that they did. The possibility of Coriolis being ISTJ evidently threw all their shit into question. Protect the hive!!! Save the queen!!! Ect.
Anyways, I'm back to request your assessment of my type, or alternatives to consider. It'd be fitting if you were to come up with something more suitable than ENTJ given that I was the one who first put ISTP bug in your ear.