Typing animals

[Blackmail!]

Cats love me but frankly, they are totally silly and stupid creatures. Even goats can be more deceptive and more tricky. And rats can learn a lot more.

We often assume that cats care about us and express "human-like" emotions, but they clearly don't: they're just following their instincts, and nothing more.

Cats are useless, a little bit like the infamous tribbles of Star Trek. Or like the koalas.

 

[Azure Flame]

Who's talking shit about cats?

 

[Julius_Van_Der_Beak]

Cats are useless, a little bit like the infamous tribbles of Star Trek. Or like the koalas.

Cats don't have enough fecundity to be tribbles. Perhaps rabbits?

I wish tribbles were real.

 

[Blackmail!]

Cats don't have enough fecundity to be tribbles. Perhaps rabbits?

Their fecundity rate can be quite tribble-like nonetheless.

A typical female cat can have has many as 20000 descendants in just four years of active sexual life.

 

[Lexicon]

Cats love me but frankly, they are totally silly and stupid creatures. Even goats can be more deceptive and more tricky. And rats can learn a lot more.

We often assume that cats care about us and express "human-like" emotions, but they clearly don't: they're just following their instincts, and nothing more.

Cats are useless, a little bit like the infamous tribbles of Star Trek. Or like the koalas.

Their fecundity rate can be quite tribble-like nonetheless.

A typical female cat can have has many as 20000 descendants in just four years of active sexual life.

What's a cat's sexual promiscuity/Pro-Life position got to do with their intelligence or how they relate to humans? This is like one of those embarrasingly bad smear campaign commercials I always see the elderly politicians doing on TV.

*sigh* Try to make all the sense you want at people about this.. The fact of the matter is- kitties just don't give a damn enough to prove anything to us in terms of intellect. They're badass.



And they do absolutely love humans.
(Some of us. *cough*)


You're welcome to provide concrete data to attempt to prove otherwise, of course.

 

[Quinlan]

Can you explain that one?

Something about weaving intricate invisible webs out of nothing sort of thing.

 

[garbage]

Has anyone here successfully administered the MBTI exam to an animal? If so, were the results consistent, reliable, validated, and repeatable?

 

[Such Irony]

Why stop at animals when you can Type Inanimate Objects?

Let's get more absurd and type our own hallucinations!

 

[Mole]

Let's get more absurd and type our own hallucinations!

Let's get serious and type our religion, our political beliefs, our sexual preference, our race and our nationality.

Everybody a type, and a type for everyone.