I have a pretty good idea of his type, as Im best friends with the guy who wrote it. Do you?
You won't see him. Because he will be in a ghillie suit made from Wal-Mart bags. Hiding in the parking lot. Don't try to escape. His .50 BMG will put a hole clean through the engine of your electric lazyfatasscart.
Don't try to hide. He can smell your fear. He also has a supercool nightvision optic. He had to buy it from Wal-Mart, but thats ok. It was only $39.95. Revenge on Wal-Mart will be worth much more than that. In Revenge IOU's! ARRGH! Looks like you need special IOU post-it notes to record these IOU's. They have those at..Walmart. Don't worry. We will have someone waiting at the door to get that silly looking plastic bag ghillie suit off you.
The moral of the story is; You can bitch about Wal-Mart all you want. But you will still shop there. It will always be there. Like a shadow under your shoe. Like a childhood nightmare in the back of your soul. Like a dead fish always seems to be staring you down as you walk past.
You can hate. But you will always come back. You're getting good prices. Sure you want to change it. But you're getting a good deal. Just come back. There is always a nice place to park. It won't be long until you're one of us.