Oh, the ego of some types...

[IceBlock]

ISFP - Let me take care of you
ISFJ -
ISTP - Amuse me
INFP - Notice me
ISTJ - Learn it from me
INTP - Understand me
INFJ - Protect me
INTJ - Debate me
ESFP - Let me laugh with you
ESFJ - Teach you
ESTP - Let me excite you
ENFP - Accept me
ESTJ - Hear me
ENTP -
ENFJ - Let me love you
ENTJ - Challenge me

I did that in my boring math class... well, I guess it's pretty accurate. Noticed any interesting patterns?

I couldn't think of any for ENTP and ISFJ, help me out here people. Comments and suggestions are welcome too.

 

[Eric B]

ISFJ might be - let me take care of you
ENTP might be - challenge you

 

[Cellmold]

INTP - Understand me

I always thought that one would be:

INTP - Debate with me so that I may change the goalposts at every turn so as to remain 'technically' correct.

ISFJ - Let me worry about you.

 

[Elfa]

ISFP - Let me take care of you
INFP - Notice me
ISTJ - Learn it from me
INTP - Understand me

Why did you describe those above like you did?

The ISTJ I know doesn't have any interest in teaching anything... I've got a suggestion to ISTJ, but I'm not sure if it's good. Here is how I would put it:
ISTJ - let me do it right.
ISFJ - let me take care of you.
ISFP - notice me.
INFP - understand me.
INTP - intrigue me.
ENTP - let me tell you something funny.