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    SingSmileShine
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    Talking MBTI Yearbook Superlatives

    All sixteen types are graduating from a metaphorical high school, and each one of them is winning an award. Whether it be Most Likely to Succeed or Most Creative, everyone has to get one.

    What do you think each one would get? Don't insult anyone directly, please.

    Have fun! Yay.

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    ISTJ - Valedictorian Goody-goody
    ISTP - Most likely to get screwed
    ESTP - Most likely to screw
    ENTJ - Most likely to be an asshole
    ENTP - Most likely to not give a rat's ass
    ESFJ - Most likely to deny the obvious
    ESTJ - Most likely to think you're an asshole who won't wake up tomorrow and go to work
    ENFP - Most likely to think you're hot
    ENFJ - Most likely to only give a shit about making sure their car is of higher status than yours
    ISFJ - Most likely to ask for favors and stir shit with the neighbors; Also, most likely to drive me insane (with the exception of giggly)

    ISTP 6w5 sx/sp
    6-8-4/6-9-4 Tritype

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    I won "Most Likely to Take Over the World"
    ENFP: We put the Fi in Fire
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    Motivation: Dark Worker
    Alignment: Chaotic Neutral
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    Male Archtype: King/Lover
    Sunburst!
    "You are a gay version of Gambit" Speed Gavroche
    "I wish that I could be affected by any hate, but I can't, cuz I just get affected by the bank" Chamillionaire

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    ISTP- mostly likely to not graduate and be in this yearbook

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    Quote Originally Posted by KDude View Post
    ISTP- mostly likely to not graduate and be in this yearbook
    Kdude: Most likely to not be an ISTP.
    ISTP 6w5 sx/sp
    6-8-4/6-9-4 Tritype

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    I got "Most Changed" back in the day.
    “Everybody has a secret world inside of them. All of the people of the world, I mean everybody. No matter how dull and boring they are on the outside, inside
    them they've all got unimaginable, magnificent, wonderful, stupid, amazing worlds. Not just one world. Hundreds of them. Thousands maybe.” -Neil Gaiman

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    inspired by the movie Fright Night

    ISTp - awarded for killing a conjectural vampire in traditional manner (wooden stick/fire/exposure to sunlight)
    ENTj - awarded for pretending to be a blood drinking vampire by actually drinking blood.
    ENTP - awarded for pretending to be a famous vampire hunter, while being a drunk coward who only screews chicks.
    INFp/ENFj - awarded for actually believing that vampires are real.
    ISTj - awarded for being best at math/physics classes without being imressed/distracted by above events (not listed in the end titles though)

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    Quote Originally Posted by ICUP View Post
    Kdude: Most likely to not be an ISTP.
    Maybe, maybe not. I can't be bothered to give a shit today.

    But what's that have to do with my post? A lot of ISTPs are said to drop out. SPs in general need a good kick in the ass to keep their attention focused at that age. There isn't an MBTI book that doesn't touch on this trend, but I can point to many myself.

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    ISTJ - The Straight and Narrow Award.
    Most likely to be married at 21 and working in criminal justice (as a prosecutor).

    ISFJ - The Culinary Creations Award.
    Most likely to open up a successful beer brewing company that will stay in business indefinately and be forced upon future generations.

    ISTP - The Bitch Begone Award
    Most likely to have slept with over 125 people by age 25 without mentioning the words "relationship" or "feelings" once.

    ISFP - The Ghost Hunter Award.
    Most likely to have their own reality series by age 23 investigating haunted houses and reincarnation stories.

    ESTJ - The Outspoken Organizer Award.
    Most likely to organize and implement a neighborhood watch program so successful that a house hasnt been toilet-papered or egged in 30 years.

    ESFJ - THe Matchmaker Madness Award.
    Most likely to be the driving force behind every single marriage that occurs in the surrounding community, opening up a highly successful reception hall. (Marital satisfaction stats. unavailable.)

    ESTP - The Home is where Adventure is Award.
    Most likely to live in Thailand, India, South Africa and Belgium between facebook status updates.

    ESFP - The Ultimage Kegger Award.
    Most likely to figure out a way to throw the worlds greatest kegger in prison with on-duty guards participating.

    Edit: More far reaching and unfounded stereotypes to be added later
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    I'm enjoying them! Keep them coming.

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