Jung's cognitive functions, at their worst when used by stupid people
Ni: OMG has anyone ever noticed the pattern behind the shape of the world's pyramids and the supposed sightings of aliens? Don't you guys see(?), there's a pattern here that reveals the hidden truth in works of Nostradamos and DaVince. This is a sign of the apocalypse!
Ne: Say who would win in a fight, godzilla with alzheimer's, or superman after a sex change operation? Has it ever snowed in San Fransico? Can I make a makeshift flamthrower out of a watergun and lighter? If cheetahs are the fastest land animal ever than how come they can't outrun the speed of light?
Si: One day I got up out of bed and tripped down the stairs. It occured several times again, and so I have made a traditional habit of always making sure that I fall down the stairs when I get up out of bed.
Se: Whooooooooo PARTY! I'm going to guzzle over fifty beers then have sex with 100 women! Then guzzle more beers! The more sex! Then I'm going to do the most awesome stunt where I skateboard down the side of a skycraper cause it's intense, yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fi: My beleifs are right and everyone else is wrong! My emotionally charged values about the world must be right cause I said so! I don't care if you think they're illogical or silly! EMO!
Fe: You guys we have to follow the social rules! I don't care if you guys think that murdering ginger people is wrong, it's our customary way of life and is expected of us from our peers, we have to do it!
Ti: I've come to my own logical conclusion that the world operates according to a made up system that I created. I don't need external data or evidence to pove that I'm right, as far as I'm concerned people can be divided up into several groups: fat people, those whom don't know 'there' from 'their', and jews.
Te: Everyone work faster! You there new guy! You're working until the crack of dawn! I don't care if you haven't slept in three days, tough shit! And everyone will keep working so long as the standard protocal tells us to! *cracks whip*