What is the first thing you think of when you think of a certain MBTI type

[EJCC]

ESTJ - steamroller that can deal with details (the grim reaper in disguise)- I quit.

Well shit, I guess I'm not ruling the Artisans with enough of an iron fist.

 

[Coriolis]

INTJ - Stylish but sensitive geek. Don't interrupt this person, they'll sulk for a long time.

You haven't seen my wardrobe. If you interrupt, though, It had better be good.

 

[HongDou]

ENFP - Lifts spirits and confidence easily. Fun to be around but talk too much - I heard you the first time. Non-picky eater.

You know, I used to be the pickiest eater as a child. I would have a burger with just buns and the patty. Now I'm like hell yeah I'll eat ants.

 

[EJCC]

You haven't seen my wardrobe. If you interrupt, though --

Hey!

 

[Stigmata]

ESTJ - Flat Earther
INFJ - Emotional rape
INTJ - Dexter's Laboratory
ISFP - Tryhard

Wait, was this supposed to be a typology ink blot test?

 

[EJCC]

^ Might as well be!

I kind of like that idea though.

ESTJ: "The beatings will continue until morale improves"
INTP: "No detail is unnecessary"
ISTJ: "Read the fucking manual"
INTJ: "FOOLS!!!"

 

[hacbad macbar]

ENFP: Hippie
INFP: Cutie-cute girl
INFJ: self-composed
ENFJ: self-composed

ESTP: Athlete
ISTP: Dunno
ESFP: Dunno
ISFP: Dunno

INTJ: Expert
ENTJ: In-charge
ENTP: In-charge; but they don't care
INTP: cool, laid back, the lonely island

ESTJ: Ambitious
ISTJ: timid, very good friend, dependable, excellent mechanic
ESFJ: Dunno
ISFJ: Dunno

 

[Ene]

ESTJ---haul ass...get the job done. And while you're at it, loose that weight, wash those hands and make yourself a little better looking! And hurry up.

ESTP---here, slap some duct tape on it and put in the demolition derby. Stand up and applause, I have entered the building and did a flip or two.

ESFJ---anal? Who? Me? Take those shoes off before you come into the garage. And before I buy that, who else bought one?

ESFP---oh, my gosh, I LOVE your outfit! Look at the pretty butterfly! So, he's so cute!

ENFJ---how can you be useful to me? And...I'm too sexy for my shirt.

ENTJ---I'm surrounded by idiots and incompetents!

ENFP---it's so new and shiny and it's technology. I must have one, until the next thing comes along.

ENTP---of course that brilliant notion was my idea...all brilliant notions are my idea, so long as they work out...What do you mean think about the logistics? That's what all these little people are for.

ISTJ---you're three minutes and twenty-one seconds late for work. I'm going to have to report this.

ISTP---I thought about since yesterday and I'm sure that if I put a get propulsion pack on my skate board, I could zoom over the Grand Canyon.

ISFP---stay home with me. Let's do something fun. We're you looking at that woman? (Pout)

ISFJ---here, let me pick out your clothes for you so you look good when we go out.

INFP--stop here. There's a bunch of mushrooms growing by the highway. I had a dream that my eggs turned into an alien last night while I was standing near a fairy ring of mushrooms.so this is a sign. I sense neutrinos and surely the beings from another galaxy were communicating with me. This must be a sign.

INTJ---the best way for this company to cut back on expenses is to fire all the idiots, lazy people, stupid people and incompetent people.

INFJ---you're such a blessing to humanity. Thank you for walking through a land mine, stopping raging bullets with your teeth and jumping through those flaming hoops for me. I know your reward in heaven will be great and you'll be so glad I helped you get there more quickly. Be at peace, my troubled friend.

 

[Coriolis]

Hey!

You call that good? Go back to your corner and try again.

INTJ---the best way for this company to cut back on expenses is to fire all the idiots, lazy people, stupid people and incompetent people.

This is clearly not the way to efficiency, since no one would be left. Perhaps some sort of retraining camp, to turn the basic raw materials into productive resources.

 

[atlascatcher]

INTP - An Internet troll. Or a really hot woman.
ESFJ - Annoying adherence to social norms. Also my best friend.
ENTP - Unconstrained rambling about all subjects.
ISFJ - Sweet but lazy or light gamers.

INFJ - My brethren. Also imposters.
ESTP - Everything I wish I could be.
ENFJ - Me on steroids.
ISTP - Alex from Orange Is the New Black. Or Catwoman.

INTJ - Robot. Or BMO from Adventure Time.
ESFP - My ex.
ENTJ - The strict teacher you hope to impress some day.
ISFP - The quiet kid you don't want to fuck with.

INFP - Capacity for knowledge and feeling.
ESTJ - Horrible people with shrill voices. Sorry ESTJs of the forum...
ENFP - Manic Pixie Dream Girl.
ISTJ - Hilarious off the cuff comedy that never ceases bundled in an emotionless outer shell.

Oh god, the stereotypes.

 

[Ene]

You call that good? Go back to your corner and try again.


This is clearly not the way to efficiency, since no one would be left. Perhaps some sort of retraining camp, to turn the basic raw materials into productive resources.

LOL! You're right, assuming the basic material is salvageable.

 

[Raffaella]

Well shit, I guess I'm not ruling the Artisans with enough of an iron fist.

were you, like, listening to your Fi when you agreed to coexistence?

You know, I used to be the pickiest eater as a child. I would have a burger with just buns and the patty. Now I'm like hell yeah I'll eat ants.

I'm very much the same, I could live off the most innutritious food for weeks provided it doesn't become monotonous (that's the only deal breaker).

 

[EJCC]

were you, like, listening to your Fi when you agreed to coexistence?

Take up the SJ's burden, Send forth the best ye breed
Go bind your sons to exile, to serve your captives' need;
To wait in heavy harness, On fluttered folk and wild--
Your new-caught, sullen SPs, Half-devil and half-child.

 

[Raffaella]

Take up the SJ's burden, Send forth the best ye breed
Go bind your sons to exile, to serve your captives' need;
To wait in heavy harness, On fluttered folk and wild--
Your new-caught, sullen SPs, Half-devil and half-child.

Dude, you gotta get on top of this SP business, my hands hurt from writing peace treaties.

 

[EJCC]

Dude, you gotta get on top of this SP business, my hands hurt from writing peace treaties.

You're assuming that they have organized resistance. Thankfully organization is not their strong suit.

You call that good? Go back to --

Hey guess what?
Guess what?

 

[Coriolis]

Hey guess what?
Guess what?

Now that's more like it.

Take up the NT's burden--
The savage wars of peace--
Fill full the mouth of Famine
And bid the sickness cease;
And when your goal is nearest
The end for others sought,
Watch SJs, SPs, and NFs
Bring all your hopes to nought.

 

[Kullervo]

INTJ: Me
ENTJ: Stalin/Mao/insert dictator
INTP: A nerd digging up worms
INFJ: Feminist losers who can't get laid
INFP: Emos
ENTP: My bitch of an ex

ESTJ: Bible-bashers
ESFJ: Some dumb girl looking at Facebook
xSTPs: Bodybuilders
ESFP: Justin Bieber

Not sure about the other types...

 

[Romello]

2 words for each-
INTJ- Puppet Master
ENTJ- Corporate Scum
ISFP- Hipster Douchebag
INFP- Cry Baby
ISFJ- Introverted Sensor
ESFJ- Extroverted Feeler
INTP- Four Eyes
ESTP- Rock Climber
ENFJ- Bleeding Heart
ISTJ- Hank Hill
ESTJ- Neighborhood Watch
ENFP- Air Head
ISTP- Smooth Operator
ENTP- Same as above
ESFP- Trouble Maker
INFJ- Over Typed

 

[EJCC]

ESTJ- Neighborhood Watch

[MENTION=15246]SD45T-2[/MENTION]

:cop:

 

[Evo]

INTP - Will wear shorts to work even when there's a dress code not to lol

ENFP - talk to when in good mood, wait out the bad ones.

INFJ - loves honesty. Acts like it's so rare to find.

ENFJ - will correct you if you say something politically incorrect.

ESFP - easy to talk to. Might think you're weird, but still accepts you.

ESTP - Will definitely take risks and think nothing of it.

ISTP - Does their own thing, goes at their own pace.

ESFJ - realistic and genuinely understands people.

ISFJ - lol will always say hi, back. Would probably feel pain, if they didn't.

ISTJ - dont interrupt

ESTJ - very aware of rules lol. Very