ISFJ: a delicious chick, who's cute, affectionate, good coock, good at bed and do my laundry
A little Freudian slip, huh?
Originally Posted by Speed Gavroche
INTP: a middle-aged obese man who is unemployed and live with his mom but has an encyclopedic knowledge of science-fi and heroic fantasy, spend each of his day eating pizzas, watching porn and playing video games, and leave his bedroom only to take a shower (every 2 weeks)
I'd rather be dead.
Originally Posted by uncommonentity
INTP - Fashion
Originally Posted by saslou
INTP: Someone who wants to accomplish many great things but doesn't have the motivation
I have to admit this is true.
5w6 or 9w1 sp/so/sx, I think
ISTJ: Classy bastard who holds sexual-tension with his Piano
NOO! that's 3w4
ENFP: We put the Fi in Fire
Motivation: Dark Worker
Alignment: Chaotic Neutral
MTG Color: black/red
Male Archtype: King/Lover
"You are a gay version of Gambit" Speed Gavroche
"I wish that I could be affected by any hate, but I can't, cuz I just get affected by the bank" Chamillionaire
ENFP- A loud, hyperactive college student with a flair for the dramatic and love for the theatre, who talks excessively and continuously jumps in between activities and jobs.
INFP-The distractible daydreamer who comes off as slightly offbeat to the people she encounters and often annoys teachers by procrastinating and seeming unfocused on her schoolwork.
INFJ- Clare Edwards from Degrassi.
ENFJ- A model student and citizen who's constantly doted on by teachers and peers alike and is spiritually inclined, who constantly tries to spread the word of God.
ENTJ-Academic alpha bitch who undertakes multiple school activities at once and is a star member of her school's speech and debate team.
INTJ-Smart-alecky guy who aces his schoolwork with ease and often comes across as pretentious to people
INTP- A nerdy, bespectacled teenage boy who spends excessive time on his computer looking up random trivia.
ENTP- A visionary, overzealous person with a love of scheming who often manipulates people to get what she wants.
ESFJ-Typical smitten teenage girl obsessing over fashion and desperately trying to get rid of the zits on her face, while being love-struck by the latest teen pop sensation (Justin Bieber, One Direction, etc.)
ISFJ-A docile, compliant mother who tends dutifully to her husband and wifely duties and worries excessively over the well-being of her children.
ISTJ- A neurotic, somewhat socially awkward overachiever who painstakingly observes every detail and undertakes multiple tasks and obligations.
ESTJ-Stereotypical patriarch who disapproves of his NF child's impractical dreams.
ESFP- A bubbly young woman who easily befriends the people around her and enjoys letting a little too loose at parties.
ISFP-An earthy, somewhat artistic girl-next-door type who's likely an unkempt beauty who often prefers her own company and can easily fit in as one of the boys.
ISTP-The shaggy haired skater boy who prefers to remain silent and in sidelines.
ESTP- An attractive, but sleazy guy with an interest in sex who's likely to corrupt the shy, inexperienced girl who has trouble coming out of her shell.
ISFP - An art gallery curator
INFP - Someone that always daydreams and has few friends
ESTP - A college boy
ESFP - A party animal who needs to have people around them 24/7
ISTP - A skilled ninja
ENTJ - A rich CEO
ISFJ - A nurse or a fulltime mom
ENFJ - An overly nice goody two shoes type of person or someone who teaches acting
INFJ- The mayor of a city
ESTJ - A successful person with no sense of humor
ENTP - Someone who is not afraid to speak the truth and is hilarious, witty and sarcastic.
INTP - Someone who taught himself how to hack computers
INTJ - A cold-hearted scientist who pwns at chess
ESFJ - Kindergarten teacher
ENFP - Someone who loves hugs
ISTJ - Someone with severe Aspergers
ESTP: Some sort of 7ish type person, can be kind of a dick yet is rather good at heart.
ESFP: Someone who is rather badass, generally more likable than the ESTP. Both are more intelligent than they let on, but they are also likely to be oblivious as all hell to implications.
ISTP: A generally more factual oriented independent thinker, or an individualist who is good at calling out bullshit. A lot of genuine feelings though.
ISFP: A rough sort of person in general, hides quite a lot of feeling yet is actually rather productive.
ESTJ: Rather boring folk who sometimes lose sight of things, they are rather soft and kind hearted though. You feel their presence when they are there, even if it's just a subtle feeling.
ESFJ: Somewhat childish person who generally likes to hold power, yet generally have low self esteem. Blends into the background, unless they are a Se leaner.
ISTJ: A rather quietly eccentric person who holds a deep well of emotions, some have a drab color to them. Weirdly compelling.
ISFJ: An endearingly more colorful eccentric than the thinking counterpart, somehow doesn't have the same magnetic pull though.
ENTP: An opportunist that knows where things are at, and what to do. Always active all the time.
ENFP: A sunshine like person, generally less interesting than the ENTP but still has a nice layer of folksiness to them.
INTP: A softer version of the ISTP due to lacking much presence in the world. Making them more detached than them, very airy with little heaviness to them.
INFP: Generally aloof type of person who shuns the world itself, like the INTP, generally less hard than their more sensation leaning counterparts.
ENTJ: Generally one of the most "there" people to know. Considerably more commanding than the ESTJ, and someone with a lot of standards.
ENFJ: A mystic and a jack of all trades. They know how to bring themselves into the lime light better than the ESFJ. A tad less professional than them though.
INTJ: Something about them is just magnetic, and you just have to know more about them. A sort of attractiveness that is rather rare to find.
INFJ: Quite a tad less magnetic, generally more sage like than the INTJ. Somehow more closed off than INTJs in all actuality.
This is of course just a bunch of impressions that are rather meaningless, as I actually rarely type other people I know IRL for some damn reason.
Okay, hope no one takes offense. These are honest and I've decided to approach them from a somewhat humorous experiences stand point; of course, I believe every type is capable of greatness, but these are some of the first thoughts that run through my head.
ESTJ-like my germ phobic, control-freak, OCD, loud-mouth police officer of an aunt. [but hey, I love her. She is my absolute favorite aunt.]
ESTP-like my brother, being drug down the blacktop by a run away motorcycle because he tried a stunt that suddenly popped into his head. [but he's the most generous guy you'll ever meet.]
ENTP-oh, like one of my "superiors" at work...I'm thinking, "What kind of ego rubbing, band wagon are we going to jump on now? And how long will it take him to get bored of this and leave the rest of us holding the bag?" [but then again, he has totally cleaned up the place and improved its image.]
ENFP-like my boss, "Oh, this is pretty and new and it lights up and we should totally do this, until something newer, bigger, shinier, brighter comes along." [but she is inspiring.]
INFP-oh, like my friend--don't get her started. The verbal onslaught of her imagined insults from others will never end. [but, she always gives me chocolate]
INFJ-like this guy I met on the internet--He's a freak, wandering around in the desert eating bugs, wearing an orange jumpsuit. [hey, wait! I'm supposed to be one of those. I look like a giant pumpkin in orange.]
INTP-like my cousin, living in his mother's green house, smoking weed and wondering why he let his 300 pound woman beat the crap out of him again and moaning over the fact that no one appreciates his genius. [If he had as much gumption as it does ability and intelligence, he could change the world.]
INTJ-like my friend, RP. I think "Am I gonna have to teach this dude the art of laughter?" [but I love to be around him and we communicate with nothing more than a glance.]
ISTP-like my cousin, hide the silverware. Danny's coming to dinner. [okay, he's a criminal...bad example. But, like my friend, Debbie. She doesn't steal, but she might stick your silverware in a blender or a microwave or who knows what.]
ISTJ-like my friend, Kim. She's going to color-code my entire life and line it up in rows. She may judge me based on whether my DVDs are in alphabetical order or not.
ISFP--like my cousin, DH. Oh, no, here's another damsel in distress. Run for your life, boys. It's a trap. It's a trap! [she's so girly and so sweet, but she's street smart]
ESFP-like my friend Heather. What planet is she from anyway? [but she's sweet to children, the elderly and animals.]
ENFJ-like my sister, AB. I'm thinking to myself, "She's a con-artist. Don't believe a word she says." [she is a con-artist, but I love her and we have fun together.]
ESFJ--like my friend, Julie. She's talking on the phone and doing 15 things at once. I don't know how she gets anything done. [but she does.]
ISFJ--like my mom, she's gonna think my idea is too "out there" to be any good. [she was the most unselfish, kind and loving person I've ever known.]
A student said to his master: "You teach me fighting, but you talk about peace. How do you reconcile the two?" The master replied: "It is better to be a warrior in a garden than to be a gardener in a war." - unknown/Chinese